(stolen from lynz ..x)

just a few of the ridiculous comments, conversations and misunderstandings we film and tv and theatre girlies have had over the past few months will probably only make sense to them right enough!

"she wanted them to rub butter on their faces. how is that sexy in any way?"
"I don't rub butter on my face, I rub it on my bre..."
"what?!!!!"
"my bread!!!!"

"you look after her then. give her some good puritan loving."
"oh my God, what do you want me to do to your daughter!!!"

"she was completely naked, why does this always happen to me?"
"yeah, i don't mean this in a bad way, but what if there are lesbians there?!'

"the cat and the baby have gone phantom of the opera style. the cat is wearing kinky clothes and the baby has a half mask on. and by the way, if the cat is only considering putting that on, it obviously thinks its naked just now."

"lisa williamson is under your seat. shes coming to get you louise!!!"

"so, if you have a look at my thing.... spice it up." (cue me and lou dying of laughter)

"would you like a sensation? i have them in my bag!"

"there's ian garwood!!! oh no, wait, thats an old man. emma, maybe you'd be interested in him!"

"im not giving you another handout cause i really want you to take lots of notes."
"take off our clothes??!!!!!"
"yes louise, our lecturer wants us to strip off!"

"ok, you've just insulted all italians, you do realise that?"

"yeah, i used to do the workout mode on my dancemat, but i realised that you lost lots more calories if you just jumped frantically up and down on the one spot." (emma crying with laughter for about half an hour)
"i hope you closed the curtains when you did that."

"pffft. you'd think they'd have employed someone more (cough cough) manly if they wanted to make such an impact."
"haha yeah, get out a magnifying glass."

"iv heard of people who use tanning salons for sex."
"ewwww. can you imagine that, 'where are you going on holiday this year then?', 'oh, me and my boyfriend are just taking a bottle of bucky round to tan canaria for half an hour, it's going to be great!"

"emma, this is our stop!"

"oh no, I just fell on that old man!!!"
"yeah, you looked like you were giving him a lap dance to be honest."

"yeah, other people throw eggs at folk they dont like, hes so rich he probably just throws chickens at them. and what the hell does he have a driver for, he lives here for crying out loud, where does he need driven to!"

"narrative fuc... function."

"oooh im going to just oil him up and get him to stand in my house and show him off to people!"

"yeah, john barrowman isnt actually gay. its all pretense. he's going to leave his husband for me."

"squash ladder.... is that a ladder?"

"i feel quite sick. maybe im pregnant. or maybe im dying"
"OH MY GOD DONT SAY THAT!!!!!"

"Rear window. haha that actually could be a really sick gay porn film."
later that day....
"Topsy's entrance. hahahahahahahaha."
"Louise!!!"
"Yes. I'm disgusting."

"Are you ok?"
"Yeah, it's ok, I just couldn't breathe for a really long time."

"Lynsey, that's your father."
"Meaning I was conceived when he was about, what, 150?"
"Yeah, he died soon after that, not much of a surprise really, took everything out of him."

"Do you not think ian garwood really looks like a seal? i just want to throw a ball at him and see what he does. i walked in and there was a programme about sealions on BBC1 last night actually. pointed at the screen and said 'mum, thats my lecturer!!!!' "

"I don't want to sound like a paedophile, but see when i pick my boyfriend up from school..."

"That NSPCC advert is the saddest thing iv ever seen, the wee boy crying in his cot makes me cry every time i see it."
"Aww, yeah I know, that's where I got my idea for child abuse."
"I'm sorry?!!!!"
"No!!! I mean for my story about child abuse for advanced english!!!!"

"I think he got bored after the whole..."
"OH MY GOD,

TEN FIRSTS
FirstBest Friend: jamie
FirstPet: lady..the most evil cat ever
FirstPiercing: Ears
FirstCrush: haha probably jamie
FirstCD: emm i cnt remember my parents bought me gina g tapes
FirstLove: im hoping its not been yet
FirstHoliday: spain
FirstSchool: windlaw primary
FirstMobile: em nokia something or other

NINE LASTS
LastBeverage: water..im hardcore
LastVehicle Ride: taxi home last nyt
LastMovie Seen: camp rock
LastPhone Call: my mum
LastSong Played: the saga-libertines
LastBubble Bath: i havnt got a clue
LastTime You Cried: like half an hour ago, i finnished the five ppl u meet in heaven
LastFood: caramel sweets
LastPerson Seen: my dad, calvin, jay and sean.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
DatedOneOfYouourBestFriends: yes
BeenArrested: No
SkinnyDipped: almost
BeenOnTV: Yes
KissedSomeoneThenRegrettedIt: indeed
BeenOnMsnFor+4Hours: haha im have no life
PunchedSomeone: yes

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. grey jumper
2. tshirt
3. skinny jeans
4. polka dot socks
5. black and white bra
6. blue pants
7. ..emm glasses

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. made emma and lynz breakfast in bed
2. finnished the five ppl u meet in heaven
3. started antigone..and harry potter
4. went to buy chinese food with calvin
5. watched camp rock
6. this quiz

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. my friends
2. mum, dad, brothers
3. music
4. movies and plays
5. randomness

THREE CHOICES
1. Love or Lust? Love.
2. Cuddles or kisses? both please.
3. Dogs or Cats? Dogs.

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. have one great love
2. pay my parents back for everything

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. i dont regret things... i learn from them cause they've all got me where i am now

x

nine days in the sun with my ladies
my 27kilo suitcase, filled with the contents of my bedroom, almost forgetting my passport , jen blaming me for indie boys quote.
...burger king at midnight and talking to random guys in the street
the thing in our room that we left under a cup the whole night.
my peachy bum (app the best are from glasgow). singing along to kooks on some guys fone in the street. the english guys in our appartments aka 'hot hot hot' ,'sexy friend', 'white hat'...
evil five year old child who liked to splash us. jen sleeping on the crack of the bed. a: 'hes just so sexy'. 'how many units are in a bottle of champagne?'. me screaming 'i love toblerone' everytime we met someone swiss. the german guy who wanted to show me and lorraine his prince albert 'get it out'..'no no no please keep it away'. 'louiseee your making me jealous'. a: 'im getting naked guys' ..talking on the balcony late at nyt with manda in her bra and pants. mougli!
..sickness j:'guys in so sorry' ...us: 'its to late to pooolloogiseeee to late'. a: 'its alright jen il just take my clothes off'. fat frogs, vodka , malibu, free shots lots of irish ppl, irish centre ..my leprechaun friend
'milky pervert', 'tanned pervert'. ..'ultimate pervert'. lets drop a snake on them and see if the notice . jen hitting me in my sleep and me not knowing. manda sleeping topless. singing disney songs ..' you want thingamabobs ?'. ppl just clap for me, they dont know why they just know they have to'. j: i dont even know what your talking about moses' moi: im doctor moses im gona perform a partictoration' .
m:'im sure his name was andre', a: ' thats not an irish name' ..m: ' woops '
some guy smacking my bum !! everyone talking to lorraine coz she is queen of gran can obv. linekers. seven ! ..dancing in cages , on boxes , on bars ...getting behind bars . the most forward guy in the world telling my a looked like lyndsey lohan then asking for my number..fone and room, lmao. jumping in the pool with our clothes, underwear on...then getting chased away by a fat spanish man, stealing english boys towels and hiding in their appartment. imy ntellectual come over and glasses combo...you'd well take advice from me. m: hey do you guys have my jewellrey from last nyt?'. have you heard of the mighty boosh?..'ice flow ..!!'
im loveee westlife!! ..'tonight im gona make love to you tonight....'
us singing hopelessly devoted to you on karaoke..the sex on the beach.
haha these irish guys have a u2 cd in the appartment..can you get anymore irish.
i cant understand anything theyre saying. ' you've been informed, so you keep that info ...add it to your list im testing you later'. OMG BEBO!
j: i miss long haired boys on skinny jeans' ..M: 'omg same !'
...me n jen wearing our skinnies round gran can.
..the best steak manda ever had. BACHIRA BACHIRA....its like a cheap version of shakira ..a man in a blonde wig.
new irish neighbours ..bed on the balcony . spilling the vodka all over their balcony. me falling over a box and getting bruised ..woop ...im blaming jen. M: ' you ipod is more womanly than mine ahah'. the sober irish guy. j: did you know this was real M: yes J: ive been eating it ! (jen ate the roses the irish guys gave us )


and soo much more i just cant remeber xloux