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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
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Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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0 komentarzy 1065 dni
hester darling how was da 21st?sori couldnt make it gimme a buzz wen ur headin out again nd we hav a few drinks
ha ur some ape!! i've no job at the mo.....no fun! give us a bell wen ur down so chief! adios!
alrite petal, wats goin on? any craic above, hows depression treating you? finding it hard to get to sleep witout that tutting!...any chance you'd email me on a recording of it!?ha!
hog's tlkn about a session b4 college if ye're up for it!! give us a text sure, dont have ye're no.'s at all! peace!
Hey! How are you? Sounds like you had such a good time, i have to admit I am a little bit jealous!! Did ye get to do much travelling over there? Summers going good though, I went to France for two weeks, and I ended up getting a job in a book shop that sells school books, so its pretty busy these days!
Story Joe!!!! Hows The usaiii treating you??? U working???? Vegas sounds awesome man, hope ur well!!!!
WELL!!!ne craic wid ya boss?how da yankee women treatn ya...was watchn da hills or sum shite da last day thinkn of ya over there wid aload of blonde beach babes round ya..better result than santa ponsa need i say...:-)!!!steve got pulled da last day...no insurance!!!wil b a luky fecker if he gets out of it!goin ta c bruno 2moro..cant wait!Gay nd Gay CO. all da way!tis not da same drinkn nd gawkin widout ya boy...serious session wen ya get bk!..have a gud1 lover boy!!!xxx..shag..shag..shag..!!!
Hey! How are you enjoying my homeland?
any craic man
tried cpz da last nite....ash was n der wit da girls so me nd james went n after he fin wrk....was talking 2 small mike da bouncer 4 10min bout wrk nd da 2grand...got n
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bar-ed haahaha anyway any craic man hows wrk?wrk is awful queit here 3days off a wek....but im fairly sound like...james bought a green 98 golf mint condition 1.4 of al hayes €1800 unreal.havent drank in fuking ages...was steveos b-day on mon..
.around 5 steps and den i was escorted out by 2 bouncers
Hey!
Im haven my 21st on Saturday (11th) n The Cottage Bar n moycullen, startn rnd 9:30.Hope 2c u then!
well hows my favourite bar man doing!!!??? ah jealous say its class over there!! well paula has left so cant compare your skills when you get back!!! id say that alright...wouldnt wanna be buying any sandwiches from you!! fuck the drink over there is really cheap...thats unreal!!!
steve is good now...just back from barcelona there on sunday..was savage!!! had a brill time!! weather was class...say its lovely weather there all the time?? you have a house over there?? whats the night life like?? you gettin a tan..haha!!!
didnt try cpz man....heard im bar-ed tho
word on da streets...results out 2day so hopefully pass everythng
talk 2 ya la8tr
jezz drink is fuking cheap
gym goin gud...go every morning at half 8 till half 10.if u go anytime after 5 its fairly busy.....
pub got all da cocktail stuff in,just waiting for da glasses now and we b up nd runing...
AO b in trouble so wen u get back.....pub lukng 4 a head chef,paula leaving,so ill put ur name dwn
sure take it easy
joseph cd i have a chicken sandwhich wit garlic mayo please gd man
any craic man??????
JOE!!
well how is sanny d treatin u?? i hope ye´re still alive after TJ and don´t be catchin d swine flu!!!
hey joe, hows things in san diego?? do ye guys have american numbers?? im in huntington beach at mo but hoping to make it down to san diego next week, id love to meet up wt ye!!my number is 310 990 8692, hope yer having fun!!
any craic man hows it goin 4 ya?off da beer nd n
da gym,so shud b seeing da owl 6 pack coming n2 shape n da next wek r so....how da women??????
junior c team played n da stadium da last day,but lost... was wrkn....dey rang but i was just headn 2 wrk at 6.match was at 7...stupid time.junior b team won n da stadium da same day.
big party on sat nite 4 da BRAVE himself n da golf club.
any luk wit a job man?
polish still lukng 4 andy.
alrite joey, tell liam to look at his mail will ya! Cheers kid.
any craic a mhac?????
dya miss me joey
give me bro a kick up da ass 4rm me.. 
i wud do it... but im 6000 miles away 
u were in spain and didnt tell me?
joseph hester..................... angry face
actually my hand is kinda hairy.. where them wax strips i got u for ur bday?ha cud do with them now