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Faye Masterson
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Female, 25,
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- from Sandycove
- I am Married
- Profile views: 9,890
- Member since: February 2006
- Last active: 11/14/12
- www.bebo.com/AlmostFayemous
- Tagline
- Of course you can
- Me, Myself, and I
- This too shall pass.
One of my eyes is really tired.
"It'll take time to restore chaos".
Wow, what a great audience.
"I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peeacefully"
"I woke up this morning to find a piece of tobacco in my ear."
SQUASHED FINOCCIO.
Worried Liza : ""can you smoke rohipnol?"".
I have a whole basement full of 1 year old babies, and none of them can hold their own bottles.
You wouldn"t understand, it"s post ironic
FAYE: "tart, cart, fart, bart, part, dart"
HEIDI: "oooh CART."
FAYE: "NO I already said cart."
HEIDI: "Apart"
FAYE: "yeah but I wasn't going to go on to the two letter ones yet."
MSN toomanyflowers@hotmail.com
Remember you"re unique, just like everyone else.
Doing Social work in UCD.
- Music
- Jeff buckley, Kila, Jimi Hendrix, the Zutons, Fiona Apple, Squirrell Nut Zippers, Devandra Banhart, The Smiths, Led Zepplin, The Police, The Zombies, manu chao, Lauryn hill, RHCP, Muse, the pixies, Stevie wonder, Wyclef Jean, Queen, jack johnson. Justin Timberlake(why would I lie about it), David Bowie, Bob Marely, The beatles, nirvana, Led Zep, Foo Fighters, rolling stones, paul simon (with love), the velvet underground, M.J (Don"t care what you say), system of a down(yes I know), Amy Winehouse, Sean"s singing(to the wolftones)
- Movies
- Spirited away, house of sand and fog american beauty, City of God, Soy Cuba, the emperors new groove is THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD, High Fidelity, The secretary, fight club, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, Physc out, 28 Days later, Shaun of the Dead, As good as it gets, What lies beneath, wedding crashers, Almost Famous, The Hole, The last kiss, Meet the parents/fockers. Pulp fiction, house of sand and fog some deep movie to make me seem cool!!!!! PS Garden state ain't that great. I rhyme better than you.
I"ve never seen the notebook, Am I the only girl to not have seen it?????? - Sports
- I"m so a gym bunny. Not a sports person.... but kayaking, cycling, swimming, and trekking.
- Scared Of
- The Muppets, Spiders with bulbous bodies. (After so many huge poisinous ones in the Amazon, the fear has slightly dissipated) the Northside, Passports please!
- Things I like
- do you like...stuff?
- Not fond of.....
- Tuesdays, stubbing my toe, My 8 in the morning start once a week, people who bother putting their bebo on private, my bi monthly inevitable bout of insomnia, people who over react and can't just take things in their stride, people who start a sentence and then say "actually never mind", people who are mean with money, people with no moral or political convictions at all, much of my college course, people who say they don't study and then do well(you can't be born knowing this stuff), being hungover, having too much choice, needy people, short tempered people, being hungover, double standards (urgh), those who don't like something just beacuse it's popular... I'll add more....
- FUNNY (and crap in the extreme)
- *Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
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GERMAN JOKES Oh LOWARD.
German jokes
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Time.
EIGHT lasts:
8. last meal: Quorn and celery, erm....
7. last beverage: Pepsi.
6. last phone call: Liza, then I ran out of credit, and she never bothered to call back.
5. last text message: Ayse.
4. last cd played: Rory Gallagher.
3. last bubble bath: Our bath has been broken for almost two years now....
2. last time you cried: about 3 weeks ago, just a couple tears.
1. last person kissed: erm me to know.
EIGHT have you's:
8. have you ever dated someone twice: yeas.
7. have you ever cheated on someone: yes, for shame.
6. have you ever bought condoms?: Yeah for someone else, and I don't mean my boyfriend at the time.
5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? Who hasn't?
4. have you ever told someone you love them? yes.
3. have you ever lost someone: In death or relationship term?
2. have you ever been depressed: Yes, but hey, good times.
1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: ACTUALLY NO, I plan to get the done in Amsterdam.
SEVEN things you did in the past three days
1. Went to school: College?
2. Went to work: On study?
3. Coloured: Yes, actually.
5. Been drunk: a litlle, tipsy more like.
6. Slept: Very little.
7. Sex: nope.0 Comments 313 weeks
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ME
1. Name: Faye Masterson
2. Nicknames: Famous, wife, mouse, gigianabethlingtonston (Poppy's name for me)
3. Birthday: 21/08/87
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Class: Don't have any...lol
8. School: UCDD
9. Occupation: Student Social worker in training, I guess.
10. Residence: Sandycove, wa hey.
11. MSN Screen Name: Faye (mouse)
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Light brown with a hopeful tinge of blonde
13. Hair Length: Longish and way to curly
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Hairstyle: I want straight hair more than I have the patience for it.
16. Height: 5ft 7"
17. Braces?: nope, thanks god.
18. Glasses?: No hearing great eyesight.
19. Piercings: 13
20. Tattoos: Just the one
21. Righty or Lefty: righty indeedy (haha Dave)
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: Mullen, 15 years.
23. First Award: Horesriding or speech and drama, not too sure.
24. First Sport You Joined: Netball.
25. First pet: A sister and brother cat.
26. First Real Vacation: South Spain
27. First Concert: Kila, I think, I didn't go to concerts before that.
28. First Love: Aidan Sandys.
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: The emperor's new Groove or erm American beauty.
30. TV programme: South park or ANTM.
31. Color: Orange
32. Rapper: Eminem, just cos I know every word.
33. Singer: Justin Timberlake (humina)
34. Song Right Now: Oh, you pretty things, David Bowie.
35. Friends: I have four bestest frinds, you guess.
36. Sweet: Fry's chocolate orange cream, not sold here anymore. sad face.
37. Sport: The gym
38. Restraunt: I guess the China Szechuan in stillorgan, that's some goooooood grub.
39. Favorite brand: River Island me thinks.
40. Store: Ditto.
41. School Subject: Politics.
42. Animal: Rhino
43. Book: I don't read, I have read all of 7 bools in my life.
44. Magazine: Galmour, or more magazine. A bit of a stupid escape for me.
45. Shoes: Knee high boots.
___Currently___
46. Feeling: Giddy and full of energy.
47. Single or Taken?: so happily single.
48. Have a crush: Many
49. Eating: Nothing, but I want soup badly.
50. Drinking: Cranberry juice in a minute.
51. Typing: Nooooooooo! im writing this with a crayon!!?
52. Online?: MSN & BEBO
53. Listening To: The beatles.
54. Thinking About: Friday with Liza, and Paddy's day.
55. Wanting To: go for an adventure up killiney hill.
56. Waiting 4: My day to start properly, it always takes ages.
57. Wearing: A skirt and a pink top (gasp)
58. Want Kids?: Not now at all at all, but definatly one day after I've travelled the world.
59. Want to be Married?: Some days.
60. Careers in Mind: Social worker or Psychologist
61. Where do you want to live: In Ireland or Brazil.
62. Car: My wee Suzuki Jimny, love it.
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Don't have a preference, but I'm nt a huge fan of red to be frank.
64. Hair length? mnih.
65. Eye color: Brown or blue.
66. Measurments: Tallish, with nice arms, most important.
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy? Why would I want cute???????
68. Lips or Eyes: Lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses I think.
70. Short or Tall: Tallish
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing, for sure, that's the most important thing of all.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: More on the side of skinny, but middleing is fine.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Neither particularly.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Erm, not relationship anymore, no thanks. But I'm not big on hook ups either.
76. wet r dry: the what now?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: TROUBLE MAKER, without a doubt
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: No not really.
79. Had Alcohol: Next question.
80. Smoked: Who hasn't?
81. Ran Away From Home: Yup, bad times.
82. Broken a bone: No, many other thing, I only have cuts and scrapes but never broken anything.
83. Got an X-ray: Yup indeed.
84. Been with someone: Oh yes.1 Comment 322 weeks
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Xavier Sheehan11/22/10I netted in $579 in three days being on the web! It came from - http://x.co/KTFe You will love me for this!
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Liza Seavers10/10/08Yo, how was your first day in work? Break much?
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9/18/08
Letty ! ! !
hey faye!! i arrive on saturday at 22.00! we can meet in town if you want. in trinity like the last time! we should go out on saturday!!! i'm so excited!!! can't wait to see you all!!!!
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9/11/08
Letty ! ! !
hey faye!! how was your 21st?¿?¿? i bet i was great! i booked my tickets for the 20th. one of my friends is living in CD campus, i'll call her when i get there, she is really nice and i'm sure you are gonna like, she is a bit crazy some times....and....we love crazy people... hahah. love youuu
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Anna Cullen9/1/08Hey, thanks a million for the invite but it turns out davids driving test is later this afternoon, so we cant make it,so sorry. thanks again. Have a great night!!!
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8/27/08
Letty ! ! !
ooohhh.....sorry i can't, i have my exams... i wish i could!! but we can have loads of parties when i get there i promise!!! miss you!!!!
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8/26/08
Letty ! ! !
hey faye!!!! hoy are you?¿? my number is 0034628177099. how is everything? i'm thinking about going to ireland from the 20th of september to the 29th. how is your summer going? love youuuuu
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8/22/08
Lynzi Dunne
birthday i see . . . . . hmmmm . . . . . . yeeesssss- well then a congrats are in order!!! x im glad u survived the last few days, sammy not so much, gotta catch up tho (and discuss boring bank details!) - presumably at the festival! 'dios xxx
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8/21/08
Ayse Dibek
Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you We wish it was our birthday so we could party too Happy, happy birthday May all your dreams come true We wish it was our birthday so we could party too Lol guess where this is from?!?! Anyway HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!
Ive been trying to text you since morning but the stupid web texts arent working and my phone bill was huge last month so my parents have cut me off
Miss you loads!!!!! Hopefully see you soon! And try not to have your party before im back!!!!
Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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8/6/08
Dominique Mcmullan
hye faye, me again.... we are now in santiago de cuba and wondering when u are going to arrive or are u already here?! ive sent two texts to poppys fone, one with the address of where we are staying, its right in the center, nice casa. the address is San Pedro (Lacret) 371 e/ San German (Maximo Gomez) y Trininadad (General Portuondo) Santiago de Cuba. The casa belongs to Pedro Perez Arner and Tereza Lozada Perez. complicated i know but if u just show someone they should know. alternativley.... tell us where u are!!!!!!!! we will check the internet daily as phone is very near dead and internet is very near! WB! X
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Babs C8/6/08ha ha fayemouse that profile pic is hilarious! so funny twould make a crumbling canyon wall crumble! saw your dad in work last week i think? how is travels going? when are we gonna have some quality lama time??eh pacha! contact me as soon as you are home! or else!!!: ) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Dominique Mcmullan8/5/08hello!! dont know if u'll get this but me and tim are getting the bus 2night (tues) to santiago, meaning we'll be there tommorrow, around 12, lynzi has my adaptor so i havny been able to charge my fone and its on its last legs so im keeping it till we get there. we'll probably just go to the nearest casa and sleep and hopefully contact u that day (2moro! - -- wednesday) hope bre arrived safe and sound, miss u guys! xxxx
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7/31/08
Lynzi Dunne
hey, we stayed in havana today 2wait 4brian but he missed his flight, so were guna head 2varedero 2moro, theres a bus at 8am, 12pm and 6pm, saM said he'll wait 4use at the airport and maybe catch the 6o clock bus (from viazul, in vededo) if u can bebo him/me ur flight details, time, where ur coming from etc. if u miss that bus try haggle a taxi, it can go as low as 50pesos if u try, opr just get the 8am one next morning (u gotta be there an hour b4 the bus) - it might be cheaper to stay in a casa particular in havana 4the night!? anyway hope use dont miss ur flight, bre is flying on sunday 4free! c u then my love xxx
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7/28/08
Lynzi Dunne
hello there, internets are very few here so i reckon this will be the last contact we'll have till u'll get here! right so, brian gets here on wed and im meeting him in havana and then heading to varadero for 2nights, thats where we'll be waiting for u so once u arrive try get a bus to varadero, yeah the fones are useless here. mo's fone works if ur in real trouble (0035387980274
. guna get 2the net on thur, so u try to aswell and we'll organize a meeting place! dont change all ur money in the airport- its very expensive, and if u's have ur licences that wud be real handy. ummm, i think thats it- i hope so anyway- cant wait till u guys get here (and brian of course) its been amazing so far- just u wait! going camping 2night! c u very soon my travelling companion! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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6/22/08
Luke Leslie
ah drunk luke... drunk luke wakes up early and goes for a nice healthy smoothy. then decides to do his shopping. drunk luke is less of a waste then sober luke. i wonder does drunk luke write better scripts - i should try that one next.
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6/22/08
Heidz
so should i ring d doorbell.....but really quietly!! ahhh good old jack! car car car car car car car VAN!
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Luke Leslie6/21/08thats like me saying "vegetables?" to you. - i dont even know you anymore

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Heidz 0 RepliesI hope u have good fortune
I dont know why but He says that he wants to kill you... And He looks pretty angry. just make sure ya dont let Him sneak up on ya, he doesnt have the balls to do it face to face... I'll try calm him down.
Neil Turner 0 Repliessiesta faye!!! we need a nap....wanna go for a smoke???
Letty ! ! ! 0 Replies