assodimised acid bathed goat that was once a yooung wart hog in its prime developing land in ashley rodwells steaming asshair and anal cavitys towars the goochal region of mcflangenugget
crosss half eatn bullfrog prple cabbage rollin down joel driveways
half eatin oily burning rag in a field of burnsey corpses with a drug baby joel with down syndrome and a dyslexic warragumba sheep with hep c of pastor BOWL
yerr the cunts where gunna sell me frence salt shakers wiv tails an free aa batteries for a left handed shoe lace
really i had a look at that and it looked like it said to me it was polynesian made out of a first born alaskans face and came with spare batteries to
yeahhh green elbowed rock spider drivin a hanky head tarago van while pretending to be a crimson chinned that doesnt shave n drinks vb n microwaves siamese twin albino steak in a handbagwhilest tryin to play ping pong wit a frozzin salmon
and his mate that got turned into a crumbed fillet but wanted to be a fish stick
have swalloed eye ball paul lock nest pigeon sarang wearin ghostrider finger button mexican bobble headed lemon juiced transformer asian wombat lookin trophy mantel cross eyed cabbage patch kiid jam jelly fiilled stained carpet rash of rodwells steaming arm pits

lets face it no one likes bmx riders,
your non riding friends thinks its weird,
your parents hope you will grow out of it,
your girlfriend only likes it because your bike matches her hair,
the fat old guys drinking outside the pub think youve stolen a kids bike,
the chavs want to steal your bike tosell it for more burberry,
security guards are jealous because they have shit jobs,
suits sneer because they think you have no job,
teachers think it makes you a thug,
thugs think it makes you pussy,
the police hassle you because your an easy target,
so, who can you rely on?
yourself your freinds an your bike....