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- Another case of monopoly related violence!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- glug glug glug (thats the sound of pints heading towards the stomach) the new year is almost here... I just found out that offically I cant drive...all those naysayers were actually right...Driving lessons for xmas I think!!!
In this time of financial crisis my job has allowed me to become a financial advisor...I advise you to give me all your money to invest in my pocket..mwhahahaha
Remember kids life is not about drinkin and gamblin,they are their to improve it!!!
- These days im growing older and more relaxed so its everthing from Metal (Metallica, Pantera, Lamb of God, Machine Head and Opeth), Classic Rock (Jimi Hendrix, Clapton, The Doors, Zepplin, oh n da Funkadelics), Rock (Chillis, Foos, Pearl Jam etc), Grunge (Nirvana and Alice In Chains), New Zealand Dub ( Katchafire and Kora), All 80s music, the Irish (Christy etc) and everything else!!!!!
- Deathproof is gud why is every1 saying it isnt????Super Bad, Transformers (wot a film), Die Hard 4.0 (its no die hard trilogy but its still gud!), Bourne Ultimatium, Rocky Balboa(i luk forward to rocky 8: adrians revenge)Taladega Nights, Snakes on a plane(Sammy L is a legend), Slither, Waynes world 1+2, Zoolander, Anchorman, Old School, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Ferris Buellers Day off and any stupid comedy. The Saw and Final Destination Trilogy.The Indiana Jones trilogy (i study archaeology...its our holy grail!!!), Back to the Future trilogy, War of the Buttons and the Karate Kid trilogy (4get the hilary swank version)Donnie Darko, Police Academy (all of em except the last i tink) and others!!! reno 911 is the worst comedy, possibly the worst film i have ever seen( it aint no police academy)!!!
- Retired 5aside player wiv Da Funky Chickens. Pool-they dont call me the 'jammy' Dodger for no reason. Switch Champion/God in college. Soon to be Poker legend... Supporter of the greatest non- trophy winning team Newcastle United, trust me next season if we sort out our defence we will be a force to be reckoned with. Oba M and Owen up front will be a lethal combo!!!!
- Newcastle United
- The Melrose Place of the Premier League!!!!
- Happiest When
- Playing Golf...just that, the rest of the time im never happy !!!
- To eventually see the whole world or as much as i can...
- Lost, Prison Break, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, American Dad, Simpsons, Family Guy, Csi:Miami, Most things on ABC1 and Paramount!!!
- 4-5 months
I gots me a job!!! I only applied to a couple of places, an outdoor shop, footlocker, a music shop and to do labouring work. The outdoor job sounded great and the interview went really well but i woz concerned about lack of hours and so i went to footlocker and that interview went so well i made it tru to the 2nd round.
However i went back to the outdoor shop and told them i needed 20+ hrs to suport my lifestyle n they said yeah so i said u gots u a new employee. I will be a manager of sorts, opening and closing the shop on weekends and covering during the week wen the main manager is off!! Its a family run place wich is even better, the money isnt brilliant but den i want to experience a new job even if its in retail...Same same but different!!!
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last full day in ko samui and so once the thunderstorm had cleared we decided to go get ourselves some jet skis...most of the jets skis r run by dodgey people but u got 2 put up wiv dat, eventually we found a guy who had 2 very fast 1400cc jet skis who offered 30mins 4 a 1000baht(12euro) so we said yeah.
After inspecting the jet skis noting a crack r 2 which i pointed out 2da guy he said ok, i took off at crazy speeds...however realising how dangerous dey r i slowed dwn turning as i did so...bam i flew off the jet ski head 1st in2 the water finishing a go 30feet from the jet ski!!! fearing sharks i was as hard as i gud but the shit lifejacket n my clothes made it very hard...eventually i reached it although i had no strength left to pull myself up on to the jet ski... lying in the water slightly dazed n tired a women eventually saw from her jet ski n helped me up on mine aldoh id lost the starter key so bren who saw me sittng drifting on my jet ski went and got another...finally i made it back to sure but here is where the fun begins...the guy claimed the crack wich i had noticed earlier, was a new one and demanded i pay 4 it 2 b fixed!! in similar cases most tourists would walk away howeverin our case there was 7 of them(looking for trouble) against me n bren. after numerous threats towards us we were told to pay 30000bahts(700euro), after wed refused to pay 21000!! they said dey rang the police(i wud later find out dey didnt) they said dey wud ESCORT us to the police on the other side of the islands once we had handed over are passports(i aint stupid)...refusing to let us leave i went to the nearest hotel(after i had gotten some people to stay wiv bren n rang the tourist police, who told me to bring the guy n myself to his office! the jet ski guys tried to force me into a pic wiv the damaged craft but i wasnt having none of it!!!
The station..had a captain who spoke feck all english and 2 english speaking helpers who couldnt speak thai!!!we pleaded our case but the captain couldnt understand us and the jetski guy ders..at one point the english speaker said we shud run but den said dat wud b dodgey...a few hours later the captain startin to get pissed off wiv my refusal to accept responsibility decided he believed the thai guys who had a picture from after i was on it bt none from before it!!! he pretty much forced me to pay 7000bahts( aldoh i was sick of the whole thing and bren and the captain had just finished a shoutin match so i agreed!!!
All in all ive forked over 10,000 bahts because of dodgey accom r people!!!thailand lovely place but i get scamed again b4 i leave god help em...a horrible end to a week in ko samui!!!!
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Finally after 22hrs of travelling from bangkok, me n bren reached are destination of the island of Ko Samui!!! 31degrees, the sea had the perfect temp...wot could go wrong!!! Well Thailand threw up another hum-dinger... We had booked accomodation the previous day and had decided on cheap in expensive bungelows beside the beach(only 500meters it said).. we hailed a taxi and after 5mins he still didnt no where we were gon so we showed him the name on writing...'ah wazzah resort, you dont want to go there'!! tough we had already booked the place.
Along the way he informed us that the bungelows were on the side of Ko Samui about 2/3kilometres from the beach, couldn't be that far away i thought...(i think you know where this is going)...we turned onto a dirt street passed some shanty shacks and dodgey houses and took a vry steep n wrecked dirt road following the signposts, we eventually find are accomodation near the top of mountain,not impressed are dread only got worse as the manager eric introduced himself... I can only describe eric as a french gay Hank Azaria(voice from simpsons) when he stared in Along came polly i think as the man who seduced jennifer ainston who was ben stillers wife(please correct film title if i got it wrong)...'ah welcome i am 'appy to zee u' He led us through a deserted resort to a bungelow which could be viewed from the managements house, he opened the door and i was meet with the sight of a single duble bed covered in a LOVEHEARTS DUVET,'what the fuck wheres the second bed' i asked, oh sorry you need two, i apologise for the mistake... as he walked off to get the 2nd bed my eyes took in the view around me pink flowers, pink footballs in the pool, a pink teletubby on the mantle piece...I very much believe it was a retreat for those who bat for the wrong time, and since that sorta behaviour is illegal over here they cannot promote it...20mins and a long walk down the hill we found the nearest travel agents and booked a deadly hotel right on Ko Samui's reknowned Chaweng beach!!! Could old Thailand up to its usual tricks!!!!
Oh ps in 5days i have managed 6hours sleep, took an 11hr night train yest but was too big for the top bunk and so couldn't sleep...if you think im not having a good time you would be wrong spent the evenig watchin newcastle in a beach bar full of geordies and irish twas good craic!!!! till my next mishap stay tuned...
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