Paul Blanchard

Moving into my flat today, so I'll be without the internet for a while.

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Paul Blanchard
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  • männlich, 19, Herzchen 138
  • von Muir-of-Ord, Stirling University
  • Ich bin Single
  • Profilaufrufe: 3.749
  • Mitglied seit: February 2006
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 5 Stunden her
  • www.bebo.com/paul.blanchard823

Über mich

Motto
Ben, I'm procrastinating. Where's your Cillit Bang?
Ich über mich
I'm Paul, thought I should mention that, in case you were confused. There i am on the left, woo etc.

If I am sarcastic at you, it's nothing personal, I'm just not a nice person.

Contrary to uncommon belief, I do not have a duck fetish.
Nor a necrophilia one, regardless of what Claire tells you. Don't listen to her, that's my advice.

I breed piranha-bears. They're real and I didn't make them up. Honest...

My surname is French, I’m not. Don't call me a cheese-eating surrender-monkey, or I’ll run for it.

I like jam, but then again, who doesn't? I also seem to enjoy using ellipsis, they can be fun...

Currently at Stirling Uni, where i enjoy reading complex books and not drinking... Yup.
Go Murray Hall!

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Music
The Smiths/Morrissey, The Killers, Editors, Paramore, Feeder, Frank Turner, Coldplay, The Fray, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simon and Garfunkel, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Jarvis Cocker/Pulp, Bob Dylan, The Sex Pistols, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, Kishi's solo career. Nothing by Bobby T.
Also, that terrible audio version of the Communist Manifesto
Films
Fight Club, In Bruges, Star Wars, The Dark Knight, The Departed, Scarface, The Crow, Goodfellas, Memento, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, American Gangster, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Rocky, The Godfather, Naked Gun films, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Schindler's List, Sweeney Todd, Transporter, The Pianist.
Sports
No thanks, sounds like hard work.
Scared Of
Piranha-Bears, Necrophilia jokes, Mats, mentioning Freud near Rachel, people who molest Steve, and Clown Cars. How do they get so many clowns inside such small cars? Clowns in general are pretty scary actually... I don't have a phobia, I just wouldn't invite one to my house or anything
Happiest When
Not being oppressed by the Bourgeoisie is always nice... Not living under fascist oppression?
Dunno, I believe the standard response is "with my friends". I suppose that'll do.
Other stuff
MSN: paul.blanchard823@btinternet.
 com
Add me if you want. Unless i don't like you.

Blog: http://doginthewaterpipe.blogspot.com/
Sarcastic?
Yes.
It probably doesn't mean I hate you. But I might.

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    Morrissey Performs "Something is Squeezing My Skull" on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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    Paul is a Zombie Mogul
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    Bernard
    Bernard
    Made By: Paul Blanchard and John
    Birthday: February 14
    Age Level: Preschool
    Growth Score: 0 points
    Paul put Bernard to sleep
    Care for Bernard! (Earn Baby Bucks)
    On Tue Jun 10 22:05:18 UTC 2008
    Now it's June. Am I the only one worried about ...
    On Mon May 26 20:08:40 UTC 2008
    Yea, Bernard's probably dead now... We really w...
    On Thu Apr 24 18:51:19 UTC 2008
    I don't think we've really taken enough care of...
    On Fri Feb 15 19:49:02 UTC 2008
    Communist Ninja-baby!

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    schließen What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?

    What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?

    My result is: Kang... or is it Kodos?

    You and your brother (wife?) are so similar, no one can figure out if they're talking about you or the other one.

    In any case, you're both bent on world domination... or are you just trying to cook them a nice meal? Like everything else about you guys, it's a complete mystery.
    More quizzes:
    What Type of Kisser Are You?
    What Type of Heart Do You Have?
    Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
    More quizzes:
    what sports car suits you
    Which shoe are you?
    what wwe superstar are you?
    DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
    Which girl from yr8 would sute u best as a friend/girlfirend?
    With book from the twilight series do you like best?
    What Xbox Charecter are you
    What Anime Would You Star In?
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    schließen Typing Speed

    Pauls typing speed is
    51 wpm!
    he is faster than 85.9% of Bebo.
    Want to see how you compare? Take the Typing Speed test!

    schließen Favourite Quotes

    MORE TOPICS...

    I feel a repulsion for money. It's a fucking fetish.



    The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.



    Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.



    It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women.

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    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      "angry sexual letters to the BBC" Strange one that Paul, but I agree it would pass the time.

      Maybe you could send the letters to the BNP and ask why their leader is a bare faced liar, a cheating, evil minded, sour faced, cheese eating, nazi loving bastard? I think that would be far more satisfying....

      Hope you are enjoying your break....

      4 Wochen her
    • Lizzie
      luv Lizzie

      heylo fellow flat mate of mine!!!! what you up 2? eating cheese toasties? or maybe a sauce sandwich?

      9 Wochen her
    • Tyson
      luv Tyson

      sorry i never text you back yesterday! i was working a 12 hour shift and died when i got home!

      xXx

      16 Wochen her
    • Clarabell
      Clarabell

      yeh and surprisingly neither of them where from u.....

      19 Wochen her
    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      Don't worry about it!!

      Ah thank you, I can now add those word to my very limited french vocabulary. Lol

      Have you not got yourself a job yet young man?? I am busy working weekdays at the moment, but soon I will be working weekends as well.

      Well done on passing, I managed to pass everything too so well chuffed. :)

      20 Wochen her
    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      Blanchard are you well, it's been a whiley since I spoke to you.

      You would have been in your element tonight in strathpeffer at band... we had a coach load of french tourists all shouting BRAVO and MERCI.... I couldnt remember the french for your welcome.

      I do apologise for that last statement but I miss not being able to make fun of your frenchness. No offence intended you understand :L :L :L :L

      But now I shall stop and become normal again.

      Hope you are enjoying your summer so far. Have you heard of any of your results?

      21 Wochen her
    • Holly Smith
      Holly Smith

      cake! thats a magnificent idea :D
      go out next thursday! last time we'll be out in first year :( lol.... we're all going to the med then fubar methinks. when do u move into your flat? ahhhhhhhh its nearly 1 the day before my exam and i still havent opened a book! WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!??!????"?!? xxxxxxxxxxxx

      27 Wochen her
    • Holly Smith
      luv Holly Smith

      ugh dont even remind me... yeh exam on thursday which until yesterday i thought was next week :S haha. is it ok to rely on resits? :D wooooo home next weekend.... wbu? going out at all this/next week? xxxxxxx

      27 Wochen her
    • Tyson
      Tyson

      when i text you, i expect a reply!

      when you home?

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      27 Wochen her
    • Holly Smith
      Holly Smith

      :D xXx

      27 Wochen her
    • Siobhan Hermitage
      Siobhan Hermitage

      Im actually very exciting... seriously youd be so jealous if you knew...
      yeah im good too. Hows student life treating you? Poor yet?

      30 Wochen her
    • Siobhan Hermitage
      Siobhan Hermitage

      I was thinking something a little more bear friendly.....

      How are you paul?

      30 Wochen her
    • Lizzie
      luv Lizzie

      Photos Paul Photos!!!

      30 Wochen her
    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      PAUL DAVID BLANCHARD

      Your blog=very good

      I fear I may have left you a comment like this before....

      31 Wochen her
    • Ben Tyson
      Ben Tyson

      Yes - I've found that my house is lacking in vending machines too! Think I'm gonna go to Co-Op or somewhere to stock up on crap!! Apart from that I'm not bad - a littlebored tho. I will buy one eventually - I like the zombie one in particular! Not seen it yet i'll find a site somewhere with it. Yeah that'll be hornswoggle!

      33 Wochen her
    • Ben Tyson
      Ben Tyson

      Hey. Hows Muir-of-Ord? Sold any t-shirts yet??!!!

      33 Wochen her
    • Dale and Simon
      Dale and Simon

      join x

      33 Wochen her
    • Amy Hutchison
      Amy Hutchison

      Yay, Im glad me and Big Paul are no longer dicks :)
      x

      36 Wochen her
    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      Thanks very much.. I really should update it a bit more often though!

      Placement is going well thanks... great class and some good natured children... I have to say that there isn't one that I would call annoying... (I can't say kill because it won't make me look like a good trainee teacher... life's hard)

      Oh ohohohoh I remember the good old days of the Beveridge Report in Int2 and Higher... enjoyed that muchily... what you got to study for it? Is it more in-depth??

      36 Wochen her
    • Alan McHardy
      Alan McHardy

      i think your blog is amazing... I have one which isn't so amazing lol :L :L :L

      37 Wochen her