HOW TO BE INSANE =D

Follow poeple everywhere.

Moo when people say your name.

Pretend to have amnesia

Run into walls

Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times .

Stand over people at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell " Good morning , sunshine "

Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder !

Run in circles.

Pluck out someone's hair and yell " DNA " !!!

Wear a sticker that says , " im a retard " .

Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe member.

Make weird animal noises at night and when they come to see whats wrong , pretend your asleep.

Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

Hold theyr hand and whisper , " i see dead people....

When your in the shower or bath yell " im drowning " !!!

Ask them quietly " pardon me but do you have any... " then yell " SHOELACES !!!!

After everything they say yell " LIAR "

Pretend to be a phone.

Try to swim on the floor .

Tap on the bathroom door all night .

Pretend to have multiple personalities.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask, "You want fries with that?"

In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For sexual favors."

Finish all of your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

Sing along at the opera.

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

L M A O

-----------------Girls-----------------------
------- -----are like apples-----------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------------
------are at the top of the tree.------------
----The boys dont want to reach--------------
---for the good ones because they -----------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples----
---from the ground that aren't as good,------
but easy. So the apples at the top think-----
-something is wrong with them, when in-------
--reality, they're [amazing]. They just------
---have to wait for the right boy to---------
----- come along, the one who's--------------
----------- brave enough to------------------
-----------------climb all-------------------
----------------- the way--------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
---------------- of the tree.----------------

Mine and kaths mad memories/inside jokes/general insanity!

Castlewellan madness
Cactus Birds BAH-CACTUS! moo... crap no ones listenin... MOOOH!!! crackin up lyk!!! lukin go0o0od mr crabz!! lol we rock wif our duct tape books! lyk eyeo0o dat took us ages!!! n wen we got lockd in2 da annesly gardens in castlewellan! am gonna swim up da nile, n open da scroll, im guna hav sum fun as i get 2 no bout joseph!a hebrew boi calld joseph!!! n cyclin up vertical hill jus so we can go flyin dwn da big hill (wif no breaks guuuuud tyms (lukin guud mr CRABZ)And in the groups whats your name?! "kath" "o hi cathy" think of a word that begins wif the letter o ur name "choclate..""o so it spelt wif a c?""hmm..yes." lmao MARS IS BURING!! no0o0o0o0o0 hahaha Raymond are cool irish friend lol! mazin lyk! walking late @ nite around the campsite and being totally freaked out lmao! N DANGER!! Ahahaaaa Kath pulls her hood up cus I am filmin her and trys to walk out but cant see and falls ova a guy rope AhHhHaaaa! And many many more but we just cant remember cus we were 2 hypa lol!
One random day in forestside!
velvet ... blyyeehh... . o no " wall man!* get da guns!!"0 i'll jus wear this wee cardigan hear n blend in 2 da curtains! aha! TeHe n da wee candy bag fing dat i fot was a hat!!! hahahahaha heeeee... n da MASiiiVe socks dat wer 6-7 scary!! n da big massive rack o plates !!ahaha... n da sheep out fit 2 take 2 castle wellan n stand in a field n go umm.. baaah?
Gran’s house!
Granny’s sandwhiches n dey had spinal cord in dem!(dnt blame me if she chokes) ahahhaaa! Making are amzin bread!! eggbert n flitwik jr jr!
are you TOUCHING my bread? lol!! n docter who in the backround of da foto we wer lukin at freeeeked out!!lol lol and watching the microwave clock! Lol! Looking 4 baby pic but they were all of robyn! ..ahahaaaa!
!Glenburness *tehe*
Get da purple paint on the newly painted base wall! !!*woops* :S lol!!
And that marz bar and the sell by date was like 1066 ahahaaaaa! And we had already eating some of it b4 we realised ahahaa!! The blinding lights @ the concert and everytime they came on we wer like ‘ahh!’ lol!! The time we went up into the atic and we were totlay freakin out and thought there was an atic monsta ahaa!! !! good times
The good old dayz *eo*
Granny cutting are chewitz into 1/4 cus she thought we wood choke on them ahaha playing class games like bambi and kath always wanted 2 b the dog
Eating playdough in sunday school ahahaa! but it tasted of salt =[[
we used to go into cupboards n think that we'd time traveld ahaha!
we were fully obbesed wif potatoes and used 2 half them 4 every meal lol! used to build wee castles on r plates!! ahaha we were soo cool lyk!
Sheep in the xmas nativity play wo0op lol! and we made a plan 2 kidnap the babi Jesus ahahaaa! && many years @ castlewellan eoo! ledge!
fighten ova the gravy 2 see hu cud get the most on they're yorkshire puddin ahaha! lol!
!!Skol crack!!
!HAPPY FRIDAY!ahahahaa and us getting tld of 4 laughing 2 much!
we are gettin hot chocolate eoo..awk i want some, do you think i cud come into ur clas and just sit there wif a wee cup? ahaha Danger...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! lmao!lukin a bit sheepish there kath i was lik ahh there is a sheep in the class room..wait..it's kath ahahaa!
I will get ur phone one day my friend && read ur eva so secret messages like 'wen do u hav lunch' AHAHAAA! =P Kath I believe you have MY locker keyz ..STUFF U TABLE! Ahahaaa Tuesday chem. Banter love it man! Xx
It's erin!!!..damn!!! yu just blew my cover yu idiot!!!
lauren --"yo kathryn du no yur class has been in for like 10 mins?"
Monday stalker ahahahahaa! hollie,Ur friends scare me ..Aahahaa!!..
shannon: Can i have a table plz
spanish woman: so u want a table
shannon: e