1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

9) Shave.

10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

16) One word: Flatulence!

17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

1 Do Tai Chi exercises.

19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.

22) Meow occasionally.

23) Ping elastic bands at the unsuspecting passengers.

24) Blow really loud raspberries and exclaim to the person standing next to you "you just couldnt hold it in could you?".

25) Act drunk.

26)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

27)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

2 Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

29)Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

30)Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

31)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,"that's mine!"

32Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

33)Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

34)Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

35)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.

36)Ask, "Did you feel that?"

37)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

3 When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

39)Swat at flies that don't exist.

40)Tell people that you can see their aura

41)Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

42)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

43)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

44)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

45)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

46)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

47)Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard "

4 Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

49)Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls
whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction

***You Are 12 Years Old***


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


What Age Do You Act?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/

***Your Inner Child Is Surprised***


You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.


How Is Your Inner Child?
http://www.blogthings.com/howisyouri...

***You Are Pumpkin Pie***


You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special


What Kind of Pie Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindof...

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.

JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"


YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. <3

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY COOL TO WEAR SKIRT AND TROUSERS AT THE SAME TIME

RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THE