Top 16

1.Sean
2.Stu
3.Emma
4.Hue
5.Sharon
6.Rosie
7.Sarah
8.Rachel
9.Tanya
10.Paul
11.Angela
12.James
13.Gayle
14.Sam
15. Gav
16.Ashley

Where did you meet 11?: Working in the Spar in Newport

Are you and 6 close?: Not as close as we were when we were both still at college, dont see her as often :-(

What is 10's nickname?: ummm MadZombieGuy haha

Do 4 and 8 know each other?: Nope, theyve never met

What is 8's best feature?: I love her hair!

On a scale of 1-10, how hot is 7?: 10/10 , Im not a lezzer though haha

Is 2 your best friend?: Yup!!!

Are you dating 1?: Yup!! This quiz knows me soo well haha

Is 14 smart?:IYeah shes at uni and everything!! haha

Does 12 drink?: yeah but not too much I dont think

What is 5's full name?: Sharon Stewart, dunno if she has a middle name?!

Do you love 3?: Yessiree!

what's the best memory with 9?: At the Capercaillie thing at Glamis Castle, first time I had met her and she's my boyfriends Mum

How did you meet 16?: In primary school when my school got merged with her school

Describe 13 in three words: cool spar buddy

Do you go to school with 15?: Nope, I didnt go to school with him but we met when we were both still at school

How old is 12?: 25

Would 3 and 11 make a good couple?: Nah theyre both girls and are in relationships already, one is engaged!!!

How about 1 and 6?: NO!! 1 is MY boyfriend haha and 6 is in lust with someone else

4 and 15?: I dont think so, theyre totally different people plus 4 goes out with my bro and 15 has a lovely girlfriend

Would you date 16 if they asked?: Nope shes away to move to australia no point haha

Does 2 have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope, young free and single and loving it he is!!

Where does 13 live?: Stobie!!

When is 10's birthday?: sometime this month I think, not sure which date though

Who is 7's bestfriend?: Emma

What is you relationship with 14?: Shes one of my fellow Hellkats

When was the last time you saw 5?: At my house when she was dropping off Hades after kindly taking care of him for the weekend while I went galavanting to Holland

What would you get 9 for their birthday?: I dunno, im crap a getting gifts!!!

How did you meet 6?: In NQ photography 2006!! we were partners the first day!! haha

What is the relationship with 3 and 10?: I dont think theyve ever met

4 and 8?: They dont know each other either

Have you ever travelled anywhere with 5?: Forfar to Kookaburras, thats about it, nowhere far haha

Have you ever been to a party 9 threw?: Nope

What do you admire most about 1?: That he doesnt know how bloody beautiful he is, and that he's mines <3 lots and lots of other things that make me smile every day

When was the last time you saw 11?: Randonly in town one drunken night too long ago! not properly seen her since her last shift about 6 months ago!!

Who's 2's bestfriend?: Me, and debbie, and scott, but mostly meeee haha

Who has the most in common with 7?: Probably 4. Emma and 14. Sam
as they are all Hellkats :-)

What's 12's middle name?: I feel like I should know this, seen enough leters with his naeme on it and have a feeling its Stephen

Why are you friends with 3? Because we are lovers of metaaaaal!!

Is 7 in a relationship? Yes with Jink

Have you kissed 1? Lots, Yum!

Have you hugged 4? Yup

Have you done anything sexual with 6? no!!

Would 1 and 8 make a cute couple? That is wrong!!! They are siblings, incest!!

How long have you known 2? Since 4th year I think :-)

Would you ever kiss 7? Nope, not a lezzer again haha

What's a good memory with 5? Umm there was loadsa times at college but I cant even thin of anything, we need to go out more!! haha

Ever hugged 8? I dont think I have

Do you love 4? Yes she is my future sister in law and i cant imagine what my life would be like if she didnt start going out with my big bro and we had neevr met!! :-O

Is 5 nice? Obviously! why wo

THIS YEAR..

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships? How could anyone have more than 5 SERIOUS relationships in one year??? doesnt make sense - and no it's just been my one and only Sean ButtMunch <3

2. Have you had your birthday? Yes, My 21st was in July

3. Been to church? Yeah

4. Cried yet? Quite a lot yeah

6. Pulled an all nighter? Nope

7. Drank Starbucks? A LOT - I blame Sharon & Sean - before I met them I never went there

8. Went shopping? Obviously! and more when I started hanging out with Hue

9. Been camping? Nope, didnt go to Download this year (festivals are the ONLY time I will go camping - people who think its fun are weird!)

10. Been to the beach? Yeah in Newport and got really bad sunburn - im a pale freak :-p

11. Bought something for over £200? My camera which was £500 at the start of the year- well worth it though - I LOVE it

12. Met someone? A few people but my favourite is Hue- how did she go out with my brother so long before I actually met her??!!

13. Been out of state? Been out of Scotland - only to Leeds though for Damnation Festival which was great :-)

14. Gone Snowboarding? Nope, never done that

15.. Hugged someone? Yup, mostly my Bumface <3

16. Slept in someone elses bed? Yup

17.. Snuck someone over? Nope

18.. Snuck out of your own house? Nah!

19.. Gotten drunk? Just a few times :-p

20.. Lied? Everyone tells little lies - but no big ones

21.. Gone over your cell phone bill? Every month basically, Im a chatterbox

22. Spent over £20 on your phone bill? I spend over £35 every month on my contract

23. Drove somewhere? Yeah to Glendoick Garden Centre then back to Sean's on one of my driving lessons woooo!!

24..Done something you regret? Nope, maybe said things I wish I hadnt or something though

LASTS..

Last Thing you bought? Halls Soothers and bread

Last Person you hugged? Sean

Last Person to call you? Sean

Last time you took a shower? Yesterday

When was the last time you felt stupid? Dunno

Who did you last yell at? Not really yelled but prolly raised my voice at Sean

What did you do today? Got up went to the bank to pay off my overdraft, went to see my mum, went to work, got back to seans and watched beavis n butthead and the it crowd, went to bed then we both decided to get back up and so I came on here and it is now 4:11am. dont need to get up early tomorrow whoooooo


TEN FACTS..

1. Hometown: Dundee

2. Natural hair colour? Blonde

3. Hair style: That shitty stage between short and long cos im growing it at the moment

4. Eye color: Blue

5. Height: 5 ft 2 ish??

6. Pets: My fish - Chicken

7. Mood: Kinda tired but a good mood

8. Wearing: My Supergirl PJ's

9. Siblings? Big bro Douglas, 24, wee bro Jamie, 9 and another wee bro Mikey, 1

10. Tattoos? 3 - just got my new one on wednesday from Hue - love it!!!

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE..

1. Have you ever been in love: Yep with the most amazing guy in the world <3

2. Do you believe in love: Of Course!!!

3. Have you ever been heartbroken: Little bit!!

4. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Think so

5. Have you ever fallen for your best friend? NO!!!

6. Have you ever loved someone but never told them: Nope, took me a while to tell sean but i got it out eventually

7. Are you afraid of commitment?: Nope

8: Would you ever date one of your exes?: No way

9. Have you ever had a secret admirer: In school but then I found out who they were haha

10. Have you ever loved and lost someone? Nope

RANDOM TEN..

1. Love or lust: both, but love is more important

2. Liquor or beer: hate beer - def liquor - vodka mmm, jagermeister mmmm

3. Night or day: Night

4. One night stands or relationships? Relationship

5. Tv or internet: Both, but if i had to choose - internet cos you can watch tv on there

6. Pepsi or Coke: Coke

7. Wild night out or romantic night in: mixture o

"Howard Is Bald" (1995 EP)

Howard Is Bald
Bald To The Bone
Ballad Of Baldness
Night On Bald Mountain
You Should Be Balding
If I Can't Have Hair

"40 More Reasons To Hate Us" (1996)

Kill Women
I Noticed That You're Gay
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Van Full Of Retards

"I Like It When You Die" (1997)

You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You've Got Cancer
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
You Are A Good Food Critic
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
You Have Goals
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache

"Picnic Of Love" (199

Picnic Of Love
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You


"It Just Get Worse" (1999)

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thank you Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm really excited about the David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women


"Split with The Raunchous Brothers" (2000)

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler


"Defenders Of The Hate" (2001 7")

All Our Fans Are Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy
I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won’t Rise Again
Ha Ha Holocaust
We’re Not ‘In Da House’ You Fucking Wigger