Carefree, where ever you maybe
We are the famous cork city
And we dont give a fuck whoever you maybe
Cause we are the famous Cork City

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Owen Hearys illigitimate
He aint got no birth certificate
Hes got aids and cant get rid of it
Dirty Dublin bastard

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In Waterford (In Waterford)
They shag their sheep (They shag their sheep)
In Waterford they shag their sheep
They shag their sheep, sheep and more sheep
In Waterford they shag their sheep

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Kilcoyne is our hero
He wears a heros hat
He got his hands on Miltown,
Said ill be cashing that
He could have taken rovers to champions league success
Instead he sold the ground,
Your just a fucking mess

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Barry Ryan shags his mother, and his sister and his brother
All the ryans shag each other there all fucked up.

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Wise men say,
Only fools rush in,
But I cant help, Falling in love with you CITY
clap, clap, clap CITY

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Take a stroll, down Miltown road
To the place, that louis sold
Lots of houses and apartments
Take a stroll down Miltown road

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When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'Flynn, O'Flynn
When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'Flynn, O'Flynn
When Johnny goes marching down the wing the shed is always gonna sing
Cause we always know that Johnnys gonna score

na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

City, city, city from the cross
City, city, city from the cross
With Dan Murray, O'Sullivan
And John O'Flynn knockin em in

na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

City, city, city from the cross
City, city, city from the cross
We sing and we chant, and we drink in the pubs
We piss on the Ramblers, and shit on the dubs

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Low Lie the fields of bishopstown
Where once we watched the Cork City play
Billy Woods was on the wing ( CITY)
We had dreams and songs to sing (Turners Cross)
Its so lonley round the fields of Bishopstown

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In our defesive foursome,
Hes absolutley awsome,
From corners he will score some,
His name is Dan Murray.

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You are a Jackeen,
A scumy Jackeen,
Your only happy , on Dole day
Your Mams out stealin
Your Dads drug dealin
Please dont take my hubcaps away.

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Billy Dennehhy
Billy Dennehy
Running down the wing
As the shed end sing
Billy Dennehhy

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He is God, He is God
Hes the hero of the shed ,And he is God
Every Knee shall bow
Every tongue confess
That John O'Flynn Is God.

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CCFC Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé,
Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé,Olé, CCFC.

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Cheer up Pat Felon
Oh what can it mean
To a small Dublin bastard
and a shit football team.

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We love you Georgie
Because you wear white boots
We love you Georgie
Because city's in your roots
We love you Georgie
Your city through and through

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The referees a wanker

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Oh Dan Connors
You're a fukcing Langer but your our Langer now

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You go to the pub, you drink 10 pints
Now your really plastered
You back back home and you beat your wife
Dirty Dublin Bastard!!!!

INGREDIENTS

Ready Made Crumble Mix

1 German Prune (well passed its sell by date)

4 French Lemons

3 African Melons

1 Spanish Plumb

2 Brazilian Nuts

2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (please note! These fruits are seriously over rated!)

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS

It is recommended that you adhere to the recipe but as it is an ‘Arsenal Crumble’ some cheating is expected

For a good ‘Arsenal’ crumble topping the ingredient need to be well beaten before cooking (5-1 should do it!)

Add all the fruits together in a hot cauldron (Anfield is perfect) and make sure they stew for 90 minutes You will know that they are properly stewed as they will completely break down and lose all of their structure.

Add a generous splash of ‘Chateau Wenger’ whine to add to the sour taste.

Once this has been done cover with the crumble mix and place into a very hot oven (Old Trafford) for a further 90 minutes.

The ‘Arsenal Crumble’ is now complete!!!

Arsenal supporters may find this dish very bitter to swallow!!

Ron Burgundy: I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

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Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.

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Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.


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Ron Burgundy: Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.


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Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.


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Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.


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Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy. You have a massive erection.
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Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.


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Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.