Spalice In Wonderland Doyle
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- Jimmy MacElroy
- Me, Myself, and I
- shits and giggles lads. shits and giggles
hmmm.. bottle nosed bruises, blow hole burns, flipper marks.... this looks like the work of rowdy teen boys to me!!
SQUAT THRUST!!!!!!
"eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into get engines..."
my aunty kathleen's so fat, she left the house in high heels and came home in flip flops... no, seriously...
she's obese.
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- sharing a no hands chocolate fudge cake with cathy.... how often does one suck ones skirt..?
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- kersplat?
- yes. with a stolen cucumbers toothbrush. the elephants pants had never felt so dignified, but even that point of view was sautee'd by the melon with the arms. never again will such a hammer monkey be shown the true excrement of his actions...
- happiest when...
- sauntering home of a night (or morning) still clutching a warm can of dutch, wearing one shoe and offering everyone piggy backs... that or splitting her sides at bill bailey and falling asleep in a bed of maltesers with tania and some "what, the curtains" bloke we picked up in soho - what a choctastic night...
- will never forgive...
- gavin dillon!
- jammy
- ... porridge?
why is there kiwi on the floor?
again??? - once more for pat's sake..
- they mostly come out at night. mostly
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The Bones of You
So I'm there
Charging around with a juggernaut brow
Overdraft, speeches and deadlines to make
Cramming commitments like cats in a sack
Telephone burn and a purposeful gait
When out of a doorway the tentacles stretch
Of a song that I know
And the world moves in slow-mo
Straight to my head
like the first cigarette of the day
And it's you, and it's May
And we're sleeping through the day
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away
Do I have
time? A man of my calibre
Stood in the street like a sleepwalking teenager
No.
And I dealt with this years ago
I took a hammer to every memento
But image on image like beads on a rosary
pulled through my head as the music takes hold
and the sickener hits; I can work till I break
but I love the bones of you
That, I will never escape
And it's you, and it's May
And we're sleeping through the day
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away
And I can't move my arm
Through fear that you will wake
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away0 Comments 386 days
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"the letter"
The guitar was uncomfortable to hold; it didn't fit on my lap, and the finish on the golden wood shone blindingly, reflecting light into my eyes whenever I shifted underneath it.
Dude sat on the floor next to me and tried to teach me some chords. He carefully placed my fingers over the smooth strings and helped me thumb through my first "song". It was disappointing. I had expected more impact. Nylon strings sound soft and muted, different from the shimmering clang of steel strings I thought I would hear, but I could get used to that. Something else was wrong.
I frowned. “What is it?’ asked Dude. I didn’t like how the chords sounded and told him this. He looked hurt. “Why don’t you like them?”
"They're bland."
"But Bob Dylan plays these chords. And Neil Young."
"Mm-hm." I looked down at my hands, willing them to play better. "They're probably nice guys." I handed the guitar back to Dude.
He took it, sat back and looked at me. "Nice guys?"
I complained that the chords we'd played didn't sound red enough. Or lemon-yellow. Or celebratory. “...you know?”
“No,” answered Dude, bewildered.
Then I told him about African cichlids, these fish that change colour when they lose too many fights. They get their asses kicked enough times and grow pale, while the winning fish develop bright, colourful scales and beautiful patterns. I looked up at him. “You play too many wimpy chords, you’re just asking for wimpy scales.”
"Because the guitar kicks your ass?" He squinted in thought. "Are you calling Bob Dylan a loser?"
"No..."
"Are you calling me a loser?"
"No..."
Dude looked at me sideways. “Are you calling my scales wimpy?” I shrugged and looked away. Then he handed me the guitar. “It’s yours,” he said. “Play colours.”
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jacket idea
can't trust
with a shoe.
her shoe.
can't trust
with a heart.
my heart.
can't trust
won't give it
won't learn to live it
can't rewind or fast forward
like a bruise on a bruise..
like a skin.
her skin.
the skin that she's in.
the skin i can't borrow
or win.
forget me
or not
this flower can't win.
can't fit in her shoe
can't borrow her skin1 Comment 507 days
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| Name : | alice | |
| Nick Name : | alsy/chewy/doyler/palice/shitbrick/ratweasel.. | |
| Birthdate : | 21/07 | |
| Birthplace: | barn?...town..? barn..town? | |
| Current Location: | couch | |
| Eye Color: | browny green | |
| Hair Color: | browny bleh | |
| Height: | 5 something... 4 maybe.... dreaming you say? | |
| Weight: | 1 million grams | |
| Piercings: | YEAH!! sparkle sparkle | |
| Tatoos: | ta'oos? - i got a pack free with some gum - haven't put em o | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | potato potat..o? | |
| Vehicle: | me bihicle | |
| Overused Phrase: | bihicle | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | it me favourite | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | where did disc come out of? is this a random arrangement of | |
| Candy: | a €5 a day habit | |
| Number: | 8 | |
| Color: | no, - colour | |
| Animal: | vulpes vulpes | |
| Drink: | GIN!! WHISKEY!! | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | heh heh | |
| Perfume: | ralph lauren blue - gone now, boo hoo | |
| TV Show: | robot chicken | |
| Music Album: | right now - passion pit | |
| Movie: | street knight!!! | |
| Actor/Actress: | they're all actors these days | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | cock | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | bleh and vomit | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | don't make me choose!! | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | coffee baby | |
| Kiss or Hug: | kissies | |
| Dog or Cat: | cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | rank - a truly onamatapoeic combination of the two | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer baby - get me my vit D | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | period drama - that's what i'm all about | |
| Love or Money: | a little from column A, a little from column B | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | niiiceys-time | |
| Most Missed Memory: | science ball | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | right elbow | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | what did i forget to do yesterday | |
| Ambition: | to get some kind of ambition | |
| Best Friends: | ah, loads | |
| Weakness: | the carbohydrate family | |
| Fears: | falling off my bike and having my legs run over on the still | |
| Longest relationship: | tick, tick, tick.... | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | NAY | |
| Ever been beaten up: | who hasn't been smashed to a pulp by a roid raging teenage g | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | mentally, yes | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | maybe a creme egg once | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | "Javier, will you mind my clothes and student card please?" | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | ??? idiots | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | nay | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | greeny browny blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | am i growing a soft spot for redheads? - NO!! has to be the | |
| Short or Long: | LONGish (ahem, take notes) | |
| Height: | tall | |
| Style: | that'd be nice | |
| Looks or Personality: | clearly looks | |
| Hot or Cute | hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | in between | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | all countries!! but china is my first point of call | |
| How do you want to Die: | when i'm old, after eating a feed of cheese | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | ? | |
| Get along with your Parents: | ah they're alright | |
| Health Freak: | occasionally | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | not judging from recent photographic evidence! | |
| Believe in Yourself: | it comes and goes | |
| Want to go to College: | again and again | |
| Do you Smoke: | no | |
| Do you Drink: | certainly | |
| Shower Daily: | god no | |
| Been in Love: | once or twice | |
| Do you Sing: | terribly | |
| Want to get Married: | not now anyways | |
| Do you want Children: | like i want pyloric ulcers | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | i'm waiting til i have children? | |
| Hate anyone: | i can't even though i want to really hard - damn pity hormon | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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32 weeks ago
Cathy K
I have the most god awful hangover today, in the shits completely last night!!! Me and and the girls went to a 10 lemp a drink bar, that crazily cheap!!! Have phots to put up actually, some of my class too!! Come visit me hoe!!! ps give Nicole my email address, tried texting you and her but dont think everyone recieving my messages? x
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32 weeks ago
Tania-Spanks
yeah a road trip by plane.will u book flights?pleeeeeeeese!it wil b magical. im so bored down here. comin back on thurs for the bash on fri.should be good! wana meet up on fri for lunch perhapsers?or coffee?il b in from 9.level3.blue desks.the usual AWFULNESS
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Tania-Spanks33 weeks ago
cool-i just booked my flight,theyre like 30e return including everything. going on the 30th of may til the 2nd of June-flying from cork but theyre even cheaper from Dublin. flyin into gatwick so can let u know the times n meet u in the airport?
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Tania-Spanks33 weeks ago
apparently so-those fools trusting me...muaha.starting in october. presuming first few months will b doss too so come visit often. oh actually im going over on the 1st of june for a meeting which shouold only b on for a couple of hours but i was gonna stay a few days and check out the city again. any chance you wana come?iv a friend over who we can probably stay with.
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Tania-Spanks34 weeks ago
yeah me too,its so soothing. if i join facebook ill get hooked-gonna wait til after the eggsams. gay i know. whats ur story for the summer?wana stay up in dubland?
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Tania-Spanks35 weeks ago
jeez alice, you still use this thing??? haha havent been on in like a million years! decided to pop in and see whats going on. anyway coffee is much needed and I will be back in dubland in like a few weeks. how are the squirrels? or whatever it is youre working with and however it is you spell it
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Róisín Cousins36 weeks agoBe cool if you could come
Hopefully it'll be a good night
Where you hiding round UCD these days havent seen ya in ages??
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Róisín Cousins37 weeks ago
Hey alice how're you?
How's final year treating you??
I'm having my 21st in the Farmer's Kitchen on Friday the 3rd of April from 9pm
It'd be great if you could come
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Lesley Duggan40 weeks agooh dear....I dont wanna do yucky final year next year
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Lesley Duggan41 weeks ago
SPA - lice, how are you m'dear? all stressed with final year and stuffs... scary... GO MAD. X
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41 weeks ago
Cathy K
And me too (for dinner with John that is-i'm wasting away al!!) I'll be up to ya next week, makes sense onsidering 'm working all of one day!!!
Oh no cred btw, but didn't quite understand the message-think someones guilty of using predictive text and not proof reading...tut, tut, tut.. - 41 weeks ago
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43 weeks ago
Eamonn O
Hey hey babs you havn fun? Drunk family stories eh... them ones are the best! Not much goin' on down here at all at all. What sorta sayins like he's weird as a bottle of fish? Bottled fish hmmm....
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43 weeks ago
Cathy K
You can never have too many coats that what i always say!! And pick n mix....may get myself some of that!
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46 weeks ago
Cathy K
ALICE YOU ARE SHITE FOR TEXTING BACK!!! I hope you get not one but TWO papercuts and accidently squeeze lemon juice on em...yea thats right, lemon juice!!!!
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Seán Ó Cluanaigh47 weeks ago
havent seen u in ages hope ur well! ur gay
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48 weeks ago
we should go out...i miss the fun times
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