Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your
total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."


1. Q.Smoked pot -- £10 A. YEH

2. Q.Did acid -- £5 A. NAH

3. Q.Ever had sex at church -- £25 A. NOPE

4. Q.Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40. A. YEP

5. Q.Had sex with someone on your Bebo -- £25 A. YEP

6. Q.Had sex for money -- £100..... A. NO WELL NO REALLY

7. Q.Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 A. NOPE

8. Q.Vandalized something -- £20....... A. YEP

9. Q.Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 A. NO

10.Q.Beat up someone -- £20 A. YEH

11. Q.Been jumped -- £10 A. NOPE

12. Q.Cross dressed -- £10 A. YEP

13. Q.Given money to stripper -- £25 A. NAH

14. Q.Been in love with a stripper -- £20 A. NAH ALTHO THEY R PRETTY IMPRESSIVE

15. Q.Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10 A. OBV

16. Q.Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 A. NAH

17. Q.Ever drive and drank -- £20 A. DONT DRIVE SO NO

18. Q.Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 A. YEH

19. Q.Used toys while having sex -- £30 A. YEP

20. Q.Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20 A. YEP

21. Q.Went skinny dipping -- £5 A. NOPE

22. Q.Had sex in a pool -- £20 A. NOPE, NOT YET

23. Q.Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10 A. YEH

24. Q.Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20 A. NAH, ALTHO I DREAMT I DID ONCE

25. Q.Cheated on your significant other -- £10 A. YEH WEN I WAS YOUNGER

26. Q.Masturbated -- £10 A. YEH

27. Q.Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20 A. NO I WUD NEVA DO THAT

28. Q.Done oral -- £5 A. YEP

29. Q.Got oral -- £5 A. YEP

30. Q.Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25 A. YEP

31. Q.Stole something -- £10 A. YEH

32. Q.Had sex with someone in jail -- £25 A. NO

33. Q.Made a nasty home video -- £15 A. NOT YET

34. Q.Had a threesome -- £50 A. NOPE, NEVA SAY NEVA

35. Q.Had sex in the wild -- £20 A. YEH

36. Q.Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25 A. YEH

37. Q.Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds-- £20 A. NO

38.Q.Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20 A. YEH

39.Q.Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25 A. NOPE

40.Q.Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50 A. NO

41. Q.Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25 A. NO I WUD NEVA DO THAT

42.Q.Went streaking -- £5 A. NAH

43.Q.Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15 A. NAH

44. Q.Been arrested -- £5 A. NOPE

45. Q.Spent time in jail -- £15 A. NOPE

46.Q.Peed in the pool -- £50 A. WEN I WAS YOUNGER AYE

47. Q.Played spin the bottle -- £5 A. OBV

48. Q.Done something you regret -- £20 A. YEH SURE HAVE

49.Q.Had sex with your best friend -- £20 A. NAH, ALTHO MOST PEOPEL PROBS THINK WE HAVE

50.Q.Had sex with someone you knew u shouldn't -- £25 A. YEH

51.Q.Had anal sex -- £80 A. NOPE, IM SAVIN IT 4 SUM1 SPECIAL AHAHA

52.Q.Lied to your mate -- £5 A. AYE MOST LIKELY SUMTHIN STUPID THO, NO BIGGIES

53. Q.Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25 A. NOPE

Answer these 50 questions about your other-half

1) What's their name?
CHERYL CANE

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
R U MAD NO1 WUD B DAFT ENUFF

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
OF COURSE I WUD GO ANYWHERE WIF HER

4) How old were you when you first met?
MMM 14 I THINK

5) Do you know their secrets?
I WUD LIKE 2 THINK SO

6) Is this person older than you?
YEH SHE IS ANCIENT A WHOLE 7 MONTHS OLDER

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
COUPLE HRS AGO WEN WE WENT A TOUR OF GLASGOW THEN IKEA

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
MMM WHILE AGO PROBS, WE TXT ALOT MORE THAN IS NORMAL PROBS

9) Are you related to this person?
NAH ALTHO SUM PEOPLE FINK WE R SISTERS WOTS THAT ALL ABOUT

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
SHE MY WIFE UNTIL SUM1 BETA CUMS ALONG ANYWAY

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
IM FRANKIE SHE'S BENNY

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
LOADS N LOADS

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
EVERY SINGLE DAY

14) Do you think they will repost this?
SHE HAS DUN

15) Could you live with this person?
GOT OUR FLAT AND MOVING IN VERY SOON

16) Why is this person your other half?
COZ I LUV HER

17) Have you seen this person cry?
MMM NOT REALLY, WE R A COUPLE OF TOUGHY'S U KNOW

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
DONT HAVE 1

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
ALL THEEE TIME, LUV SHOPPIN

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
SLEEPOVER NO PASSED OUT IN A HOUSE TOGETHER MAYBE

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
LOADS OF STUFF RANDOM SHIT USUALLY BUT SHE LUVS IT

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with
NEVER 2 WEE ANGELS OVER HERE

24) Do you know everything about this person?
I LIKE 2 THINK I DO

25) Does this person have a job?
COURSE

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
OBVVVVVV

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends
WE R THE BESTEST

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
WE CUDNT EVEN MAKE A RICE CRISPIE CAKE BETWEEN THE 2 OF US

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
ALL THE TIME WE LUV 2 POSE

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
NOPE

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
AYE SHE IS A MAD JUNKIE

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
SURE DOES

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
U THINK WE SUM SORTA LOSERS?

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
NO BIT OLD 4 THAT NOW REALLY

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
SUREEEE HAVE

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
TRYIN 2 YEH

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
MMM HOW ABOUT "BALLLL JUICEEEE"

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
NOPE, SHUD I?

40) Do you know who this person likes?
SHE'LL GO WIF ANY1

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
NOOOOO

42) Does this person have a dog?
YES, HE LUVS 2 POSE

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
YEP BEBO GEEKS THAT WE R

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
MORE THAN IS NORMAL

45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
Y THE HELL WUD I KNOW THAT?

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
SURE DO

47) Have you licked this person?
PROBABLY

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
DISCO DAVE

4 Has this person yelled at you?
NO

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
OF COURSE WE HAVNT

50) How much do you love this person?
(------------------------------------------------------------>) THAT MUCH AND A WEE BIT MORE MWAHHHH X X X

ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?: YEH DEFO LUV CUDDLES
2. A morning person?: YEH,UNLESS IM GETN UP 4 WRK
3. Are you a perfectionist?: MMM NOT IN A FREAKY WAY NO
4. An only child?: NO I HAVE 4 WEE BROS
5. Catholic?: NOPE
6. In your pjama's? YEP
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: NO
8. Okay at styling other people's hair?: ITS NOT SUMFIN I DO ALOT REALLY
10. Addicted to MySpace/Bebo? EBO I AM A BEBO GEEK
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: I LIKE MALES BUT IF IT IS SUM1 I LIKE I CAN B WEE BIT SHY

DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails?: I USED 2 WEN I WAS YOUNGER
13. Get paranoid at times?: YESSS THAT IS DUE 2 BAD STUFF THO
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: YEH
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: YEP I SWEAR WEN MAD DOESNT HAPPEN OFTEN THO
16. Enjoy country music?: NAH ALTHO ME N MA PAL USED 2 LIE ON HER BEDROOM FLOOR N DO BUM CLENCHES 2 "COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG" I DONT REALLY KNOW Y
17. Enjoy jazz music?: USED 2 DANCE 2 IT IN DANCE CLASSES
18. Enjoy smoothies?: YEH I GUESS THEY R ALRITE
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: YEAH MAN I LUV 2 TALK
20. Have a lot to learn?: DEFO
21. Have a pet?: MA WEE DOGGIE ODIE
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: YESSS Y OH Y DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN?
23. Have all your grandparents?: NO MA PAPA DIED MISS HIM
24. Have at least one sibling?: YEH MA HOUSE IS LIKE THE BRAIDEY BUNCH
25. Have been told that you are smart?: HA ONLY WEN SUM1 IS TAKIN THE PISS OUT ME
26. Have a broken bone?: NOPE WELL DUN ME
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?: YEH

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper?: YEH QUITE A FEW
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: CHANGED ALOT OF NAPPIES? NOT REALLY :S STRANGE QUESTION
31. Had surgery?: NOPE
32. Killed another person?: AWW AYE OFCOURSE, JST A COUPLE THO

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you?: RALF, MA BLACK TEDDY
2. Saw you cry?: IM A WEE TOUGHIE TRY NOT 2 CRY INFRONT OF PEOPLE
3. Went to the movies with you?: CHERYL
4. You went to the mall with?: CHERYL
5. You went to dinner with?: LONG TIME AGO WIF EX
6. You talked on the phone?: SHARON
7. Said 'I love you' to and really meant it?: NOT SAYIN. SORRY
8. Broke your heart?: AGAIN NOT SAYIN SOWWIE
9. Made you laugh? MYSELF I AM A FUNNY GIRL
10. You kissed?: NOSEY NOSEY

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: TONGUE, I ALREADY HAVE
2. Be serious or be funny?: FUNNY OBV, SERIOUS IS BORIN
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: WHOLE BUT I WUD RATHER SEMI-SKIMMED THANK U
4. Die in a fire or drown?: WELL NEITHER REALLY BUT IF I HAD 2 CHOOSE IT WUD B DROWN ASLONG AS THERE WAS NO FISH IF IT INVOLVED FISH BEIN AROUND ME THEN I WUD RATHER BURN
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: MY PARENTS OBV

ARE YOU:
1. Simple or complicated?: IM PRETTY SIMPLE
2. Gay?: NO BUT I LUV CARMEN ELECTRA
3. Hardcore?: OF COURSE

DO YOU PREFER:
1. Flowers or Candy?: CANDY
2. Gray or Black?: BLACK
3. Color or Black and white photos?: COLOUR
4. Lust or Love?: LOVE
5. Sunrise or Sunset?: MMM BOTH
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: AWW THATS A TUFFY, IM GONA SAY M&MS COZ IVE NO HAD THEM 4 AGESSSS BUT I DO LUV SKITTLES
7. Staying up late or wakin up early?: STAYIN UP LATE

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Do you like anyone?: YEP
2. Do they know it?: I THINK SO

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon?: SUN, THE MOON IS GD 2 THO
2. Winter or Fall?: IS FALL SUMMER? NOT WINTER ANYWAY, HATE BEIN COLD
3. Left or right?: RIGHT
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: 10 ACQUAINTANCES
5. Sun or rain?: SUN OBV, WHO WUD ACTUALLY CHOOSE RAIN???
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: MMM BOTH BUT ILE GO 4 VANILLA

ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it?: 23.17
2. Name?: NICOLE
3. Nickname(s): WEE NIC, NICNAC
4. Where were you born?: FALKIRK
5. What is your birthda