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i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I
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for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
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3 Comments 232 weeks
Us men always hear the rules from a female’s point of view. Now here the rules from a man’s view.
These are out rules (please note, they are all numbered 1 for a reason):
1) Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up - you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1) Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or changing of the tides. Let it be.
1) Shopping is not a sport, and no, we will never think of it that way.
1) Crying is blackmail.
1) Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
JUST SAY IT.
1) ‘Yes’ and ‘no’ are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1) Anything we said 6 months ago is admissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1) If you think you look fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1) If something we said can be interoperated in 2 ways, and one of the ways upsets you, we meant the other one.
1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
If you already know the best way how to do it, just do it yourself.
1) Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1) ALL men see in 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1) If we ask what’s wrong and you say ‘nothing’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but you’re just not worth the hassle.
1) If you ask a question that you don’t want to be answered, prepare for an answer you don’t want to hear.
1) When we have to go somewhere, anything you are wearing is fine – really.
1) Don’t ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss the following subjects:
1) You have enough clothes.
1) You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this. I know I’ll have to sleep on the couch tonight, but really, men quite like that – it’s like camping.
0 Comments 326 weeks
av u eva ad a crush on me:
R we close:
Wud u kis me:
Wud u fuk me:
Hav u got a gf/bf:
Wud u go out wid me if i askd nw:
Wil we eva get 2geva:
R u a virgin:
Hav u eva seen me drunk:
Hav u eva got me drunk:
Hav u eva wantd 2 tel me sumfin:
Hav u eva told me a big lye:
Hav u eva 4t of me as b/f material:
Wud u eva cheat on me:
Wud u 4giv me if i cheated on u:
Wud u eva marry me:
Wud u eva h8 me:
Wots ur number:
Wots ur gd bye message:
12 Comments 333 weeks
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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: jordan
FIRST SCHOOL: morley victoria
FIRST CELL PHONE: erikson t10 lol
FIRST FUNERAL: grandad joes r.i.p
FIRST PET: muffin the cat lmao
FIRST BIG TRIP: america wen i was 1
FIRST FIGHT: proper scrap lee batten
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: britney spears or shakira
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: wen i was 1
FIRST JOB: soccer city blud lol
FIRST BEBO FRIEND: chappi
EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS
LAST PERSON I HUGGED: caroline
LAST CAR RIDE: wi stevo tday
LAST TIME I CRIED?: erm i duno a fair bit ago tho
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: erm happy gilmore lmao
LAST FOOD I ATE: mcds
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: jeans top n a pair o trainers
LAST SHIRT WORN: MR HAPPY
LAST PHONE CALL: stevo
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: caroline
LAST THING I TOUCHED: this keyboard or me lol
LAST FUNERAL: auntie jackie r.i.p
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: other day i tink
LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: erm passing mi driving test
LAST PERSON I SAW: stevo n emma
LAST THING I DRANK: coke
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: erm.....
LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: now im mr happy
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