Dear P....

i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I

would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Men's Rules
Men's Rules

Us men always hear the rules from a female’s point of view. Now here the rules from a man’s view.

These are out rules (please note, they are all numbered 1 for a reason):

1) Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up - you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1) Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or changing of the tides. Let it be.

1) Shopping is not a sport, and no, we will never think of it that way.

1) Crying is blackmail.

1) Ask for what you want.
Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
JUST SAY IT.

1) ‘Yes’ and ‘no’ are perfectly good answers to almost every question.

1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1) Anything we said 6 months ago is admissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1) If you think you look fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1) If something we said can be interoperated in 2 ways, and one of the ways upsets you, we meant the other one.

1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know the best way how to do it, just do it yourself.

1) Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1) ALL men see in 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1) If we ask what’s wrong and you say ‘nothing’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but you’re just not worth the hassle.

1) If you ask a question that you don’t want to be answered, prepare for an answer you don’t want to hear.

1) When we have to go somewhere, anything you are wearing is fine – really.

1) Don’t ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss the following subjects:
Sex
Cars, or
Sports

1) You have enough clothes.

1) You have too many shoes.


Thank you for reading this. I know I’ll have to sleep on the couch tonight, but really, men quite like that – it’s like camping.

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