Pillow My Yummy
Mushroom

It was a big day for Footman, he had to go to a box look a like that looked like a hammer and he had to brush his foot mole and plus he just got a new sockoat. That morning Footman climbed up on his shed and he found a half dead potato sausage, He Brought the half dead potato sausage into his home to massage its kneecap button. The potato sausage had a feeling that Footman was going to eat a toasted fluff burger so he rolled out of his jacket and hopped onto the masken tape on the counter and died. Footman taught it was time to leave his house to look at the box look a like that looked like a hammer, so he threw on his new sockoat and headed out the doormat. As Footman was walking towards his milk box he noticed that he had forgotten to brush his foot mole. So Footman bent down so that his forehead was licking the carpet part of the ground and he took out his little foot mole brush and brushed it. After an hour he was finished and he walked on ahead of no one to get to the biggest alleyway that he has ever seen. On the way to the alleyway Footman bumped into his friends Pea Lee and Rory. Pea Lee has a rare skin disease, if you tell him who you seen yesterday he goes mental and his skin starts to twist and sometimes he screams. Rory is really boring and doesn’t have a nose, although at special occasions he would kick the person that is furthest away from him and then he would sit down under a table or a tree and get into a pissed off mood. Footman told his friends to come with him to see the box look a like that looked like a hammer. As they passed a field that was on the way a chicken jumped onto Pea Lee’s head and squeezed it so hard that his head looked a bit like a mansion. Pea Lee said that he couldn’t walk anymore because his toes were sore. Footman and Rory cried so hard that everyone around them threw them a party to make them happy again. They stopped crying but Rory had a feeling that this was a special occasion and he kicked the furthest person away and sat under a tree that was near by and he got into a pissed off mood. Footman left the party because it was slowly dieing and his friend was in a mood. So Footman walked up to a guy who had a cane for an arm and told him that Rory was feeling down. As Footman walked on, this guy ran up to Rory and sat down beside him, he gradually moved closer to Rory and he said with a fussy voice “I know you’re name……..its Rory………but I’m going to call you Barry, maybe we can have a cup of sugar lumps in my garden shed………I would really like it if you came Barry”. Rory stood up and smiled and then he kicked the freaky guy. Meanwhile back with Footman who was very close to the alleyway. Footman neaded to have a dartboard on his head to be able to see this box look a like so he went over to his father’s Dartboard shop and he bought a dartboard. He walked across to the alleyway and he placed the dartboard on his head and he saw the box look a like that looked like a hammer but he wasn’t impressed so he started to punch it until it gave him a bucket full of hot lips. Footman got really excited so he ran home through everything that he went through on the way to the alleyway. When he reached his house he lay down on the grass and fell asleep.

The End by Keith Hayden

WOULD YOU???????
Go out wit me?
Giv me ur number?
Kiss me?
Let me kiss you?
Watch a movie wit me?
Buy me a drink?
Take me home 4 da nite?
Let me sleep in ur bed?
Giv me a piggybac ride?
Lock me in ur room nd take advantage of me?
Giv me wat i wanted?
Dance wit me?

DO U?
Tink im cute?
Tink im hot?
Wnt 2 kiss me?
Wnt 2 ride me?

ARE WE?
Friends?
In a relationship?
Bebo buds?
Ex's?

AM I???
Smart?
Cute?
Funny?
Adorable?
Loveable?
Great to b wit?
Attractive?

.Whats your Name?
.Are we close?
.What do you think of me?
.Do you hav a crush on me?
.Would u kiss me?
.would u fuk me?
.Describe me in 3 words?
.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
.What was ur first impression of me?
.Do u still think the same?
.What reminds u of me?
.If you could give me anything what would it be?
.How well do u know me?
.What do u like best about me?
.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
.Could you ever love me?
.Give me a nickname and explain why?
.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
.Anything 2 say b4 u go