memg francis da trick was good now go
shel:tell us how u did it first francis
francis:a good magician never knows his secrets!
me n shel lafin lyk fuck!!

dad:right you and katie gett dressed now
me:dad my clothes are in the dryer i told u already ffs
dad:thats how the germans lost the war yanno
me:wdf r you on bout does it look like i am in the middle of a fuckin german war
dad:yeh but dats how they lost it!
katie:right wil we go outside
me:yeh it might start raining tho
katie:thats how the germans lost the war yanno..
**us lafing lyk fuck**

me,liz katie n francis shping
liz:comon francis we wil go into tesco and leave da girls shop
me n katie:yeh francis you wil b bored with us
francis:i would rather stand in a frying pan barefoot than go in anofer shop with you!
**all of us lafing**

after the limers one night
me:shauna is youe dad cumming 2 pick up or wats the story
shuana:see the thing is
huge out burst
me n shel:WE HAVE 2 TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF 2 HAVE A GOOD TIME!!


me george shel and shuana in the canteen!
me george-does foirners are soo werid yanno
shauna-yeh i know
me-with there pokemon cards y do it lyk!?
shel-wait whos dis
me-yanno the foriners
shel-ahh the aisan princess
me shauna george-whhat
**everyone lafing**

us in nighthawks
shelmg moya did u hear bout da fella and da one he going wif
me:nah wa happend
shel:did jamie not tell ya
me nah!..tell me
shel:wel basicly they had sex naked
me n jamie::bloonndee lol

us in nighthawks agin lol
me:ere shel pass it ovr wud ya!
shel:ryt
memg da was a clas catch
shel:yeh i cudent see through the pain of glass
**everyone lafin**

me and andy walkin home!
me:ere whats that light over there??
andy:the moon moya!
me:nah the light over there
andy:its the fuckin moon ya retard!
me:ahh its gone now!!

**down watching the ardara match in reginas car**
karla:er eis da buck gay cause i heards all kinda storys yanno
shauna:i dunno
me:yeh sure everyone knoews hes gay
granie:well i heard he workked in a gay bar
karla:he works in the lake house
all us laughing
me:god da frank jst employs all the gays
karla:sure he calls me maggie!!
everyone in stiches!!

**me shauna shel at da gates after school**
shel:aww is dat dad cumin now?
(guy on a motobike comes through)
all of us laughing
another guy goes past on a motobike
me:look shel ders u mother n all
**laughing**

were all in the gym for our cspe exams!
me:aww shel must talk 2 you bout the flights later
shel:aww whta bout them?
me;well i booked them last night an there lyk soo expensive!
shel:aww fuck ya serious
me:yeh seriosuly the airport taxes ahve gone sky high!!
george :haha moya good one!
me:what?
goerge:airport taxes-sky high??
me:aww right yeh
shauna:wait what??...ahhh yeah good one..

**all of us at my house*
me:i actully know this song!
shauna and shel:nah i dont!
me:what you have 2 know it..bet u will know it 2 hear wait!
shauna :aww wel sound farmiller!
shell:neva heard befor in my life!
me:shel were wer you in the 90s..lol
shel:being a boy!


All of us at nics house party!
Shels playing with a torch and shines it in taggs eye!...
where were you at 2:87?!
us 2:87???
blonde

me and shel in the kitchen in nighthawks
shel:jesus that fucking dick really raggin me !...yanno wa he did !
me:wa he do now?
shel:i was putting sauzze in on a burger and there was no spoon so i just poured it on then he fucking turns round and says!(michelle putting on a forein accsent)ugghh michelle use a spoon ughh spoon michelle!
i was in stiches laughing!

me and katie on the cahir at nics
katie:george has as loads of werid things that she hates dosent she?
me:what ya mean?
katie like yanno the way she hates people licking there knives its just a bit werid like!
me:i lick my knife!
werid silence....
me:that sounded soo wrong!
katie pissing herself laughing!

me shauna and k

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