Motivation for these blogs comes from the strnagest places. My bike nearky being robbed in front of me, inspired many of these points, basically the more scum and annoying social problems I encounter, the more blog material I have. No I wonder I think of all my best stuff in town...

1. What DO old people have in those small wheely bags?

2. Hate update: Skins on peoples bebo pages that make all the firends,photos etc tabs disappear on a white background. Gaahhh!! Your making this impossible for me!! In fairness this pet hate may soon become irrelevant what with all the cool kids switching to FACEBOOK. Facebook is so hot right now. Maybe it is indeed because such annoying shitty problems do not exist with FACEBOOK!!

3. "Whats up?" has been banned from my textual life. (hehe textual intercourse) Its become so mundane, so neutral to the point where its utterance is almost irrelevant.New phrases such as whats vertical? or sceal bud? shall replace it. (Note: to all the architectural students and pedantics i.e tman, fi and liam (pedantic) im aware vertical can be both up and down and that it does not speicfy direction.)

4. I think it would be a great cost cutter and generally entertaining to replace one of the commentators in fottball matches with a magic 8 ball.
Ray Houton: Well 8, how are liverpools chances of winning tonight?
8 Ball: Outcome is unlikely
Ray Houton: whats your opinion on gerards performance lately?
8 ball: Ask again later
Ray Houton: Weve been through this before 8 you cant just dismiss me on air like this, were paying you well, just a bit of interaction, please 8..
8 Ball: Fuck this *rolls out of commentators box and smashes*

5. Things I hate people doing to Jtown: People getting brown paper bags of chips fomr the chinese and walking around eating them. Its a fucking classy restaurant not a tallaght takeaway.
5.2 People using Jtown as simply a rat-run and speeding through at 70kmh.

6. One of the upsides of copenhagen compared to Ireland: Bike locks are not a neccessity.

7. Whats wrong with organised crime? Unorganised crime now thats what we need to sort out... I love wordplay.

8. Florence and the machine are pretty good but damn not another band ruined by a female scottish(ish) accent.. Its grand, just not in songs..

First b-b-b-big b-b-blog on the b-b-bo in a wiki wiki while. hope its not as messy as spaghetti on a first date!!

1. Im pretty sure that deep down underneath my cold capitalist exterior im an enviornmental loving hippy. I love hippy music like john butler trio and im going on a surf holiday so.

2. After you leave dublin, even for a short while, the second you come back it seems that the number of knackers has tripled. Although this could actually be the case if you consider the tallaght effect.

3. Let me now explain the tallaght effect. Take one randy anxious self concious twelve year old boy. Now take a similar minded skanky twelve year old girl. Vigourously add alchohol. Leave for nine months and you have one fresh new skanger straight from the oven. In mathamatical form it looks like: 12+12+0.9= 1

4. Girls are like pizza boxes. They arrive hot, are pillaged and then discarded the next morning.

5.Tallaght girls however are like disposable razors. Cheap, often does the job but if not careful they can stab you.

6.Just saw a picture of a feamle cyclist entitled "easy rider". Seriously how does these things slip by the marketing department..

7.Ive got to stopraping albums to death. I pick one album, listen to ittill I hate it then I do the same to the next album and eventually i end up raping the first album again. I feel like a serial rapist in a small town!!

Well ah yeah the aul ruggers is on tonight mary, ah yeah, you watching johnny? Ah sure Id hardly miss out now. Guinness? Lets go John ahhhhhh yeeaaahhhh! Countryisms fo life!!

1. Vanessa Carlton is one pretty lady! Foxy Lady ow!!

2.Theres a lot of sterotypical grannies around town lately.
Old Granny:" Sorry what bus goes to the airport?"
Me:"oh youll want to get the 746 or the 16"
Old Granny: " Oh thank you dear so I want to get the 9?"
Me:"What? no no you want the 746 or the 16!!"
Old Granny: Oh yes...Sorry what buses did you say again?"
Me: "GOD DAMN IT LADY THE 16 OR THE 746 GAHH!!

3. Why do all accounting teachers have terrible hand-writing?

4. JOhnstown has finally been rocked by the recession. Social degeneration has set in, with random acts of vandalism such as the destruction of the gazebo occuring as there is a "lack of amenities". the latchkey kid has become ever prominent and they roam the streets in search of a good meal or magazine clippings of American Eagle which they cling to reminding them of the good days. And My NU Interiors has been sent into receivership. Yes Even Johnstown is vulnerable to the global economy.

5. You know your relationship is getting way too serious when your leaving shaving stuff in your girlfriends "just in case"..

6. No matter how small, how hard to find, how old or how new the pub, some mad lad will inevitably have written on the wall of the jacks.

7.Please listen to this link while reading this point:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4dPF... "Oh when i wake up in the morning when and the sublight burns my eyes". Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, Summer is here at last. Light jackets, long evenings, smell of cut grass and football on the green. Oh it has been too long..

8. " Spare change for the homeless?".. Oh Collecting on behalf of the homeless good citizen, are you? Wait..no? No? your just a junkie loking for some moeny to score some more smack? Oh my mistake my mistake..

9. I now like white pudding.

10. Was St. Patrick the patron saint of Fucking bolox squeaky fiddle? NO!! So enough of it!!

11. You know your Irish when you get sunburnt in March.

12. As of now I consider anything I do as Irish culture. This way, Irregular bathing patterns, impatience and strong hatred for public transport will now be considered Irish culture. In fairness, its fairly accurate.

13. You ever get that feeling when your in the kitchen and your like Hmm id really like something right now but you dont know exactly what you want? Then you go and get something and eat it and it turns out not to be what you wanted. Its kinda like a dick in the mouth, you dont really know how it got there but you know you dont want it!.

Well wiki woka and woka wiki thats all for this time kids and remember centra in Temple bar are now doing all day breakfast rolls for 1.99 yumm!!!