#1=unles u no u can handl da shit!!neva do da hunridz of top shelf mixes.or yehp u gna hav a fukn mess to clean up da nxt day..or sum1 gna hav to clean it ohh ewwww

#2=if you do da hunrid top shelf shots wif yah m8z.neva go to a place wia dia iz heapz of ppl..for example a social lmfao hahah..coz next minute..you juz dun sumfng shame..and yeh evry1 witnisd it lifez a bitch aint it

#3=dnt do drugz..or else yup..ur gon haha!!!!puff puff pass nigga..or in yah case puff puff al gon DANG!!

#4=dnt go hme 2 gt shit!!..or t8k yah m8z to the toilet.or yah ass mite nt be alowed bak out bludy hell

#5=if ur in a dark area.watch wia you sit dia myt b sumfng on the seat hahah...like bottles haha hahahahha

#6=wen u nd yah m8z r fuckn wasted. dont go to the rokpark and m8k heapz of noise..coz nxt min.the fukn popo surroundd da area..and ur FUCKED!!!well fuck tha police hahah

#7=if yah feeln a bit dizy or tired..fnd a seat or nxt min yah m8z puln u up of d floor lmfao..SHAME!!!u tripped me bitch lolz

#8=if yah had a couple of tequilla shots.dont do too much jim beam shots.coz when dat shit mixes..the person on at da bottom of the balcony bes hurry and get da fuk owt da way..its raining food hallelujah..hmm maybe not!!

#9=never sing songz when yah liquord.coz yah never no when yah friends recording you on there fone hahahaha..did i record dat oopz my bad

#10=U goin owt !!BUY SUM FUCKIN ALCOHOL PUNK!!no wun likes a scab..unless its yah m8s Sharin iz Carin aye lolz $20 go buy a box

#11=havin a smoke.make sure its lit.never no when yah smoking air haha..light dat shet

#12=Dont diss yah friends and taxi it to anutha rage.dat cost like fuckn $10 and u taken 3 taxiz..jus to get to the utha rage and find owt you cant get in..den find yahself taxi'n it back to yah m8z..dat cost anutha fuckin $10 dont act az if you dont no me nigga..

#13=Dont run!!after yah X or cars..coz yah neva no wen yah gonna fall..and yeh you aint actually running in a str8 line now aye lol ok den

#14=check yah smoke..coz yeh you might actually be smoking the filter hahahah ohh yay your cool hahaha

#15=dont chase people with dead birds lolz..ahhhhhhhhhh

#16=watch where you walk.there might be a bottle on the ground..and yehp next minute yah stumbling onto the ground and ppl fink yah drunk lolz..stop littering maafakaz hahah

#17=if you ragin it up in da middle of winter..dont roll down hills coz guarntdd you gon gt fuckin soakd. OMG hu duz Dat lolz

#18=if someone has already rolled down the hill.dnt copy them it gets a bit dry the second time lmfao..hahaha wota crak up..nahz not really

#19=if yah want yah m8z to stop you from doin sumfng stoopid tell us how are we suppose to u didnt enjoy hookn up wif da hiPpO BeEyAtCh wif da ReD RaG.. lolz u gna regret it later on

#20=if its yah bdae..and yah heo wasted..wear sum knee pads never no when yah gonna trip or fall..ohh bring a change of clothes coz eww iz da vomit!!

#21=dont act drunk..so not cool.juz stay home like al da other sober wunz lolzfuk u had fuk all tah drink and yah wasted.makn me think

#22=if yah drunk..i know all yah senses prdy much fuckd up aye..but could you keep it down a bit..coz you yelling in peoplez faces is starting to piss dem orf hu duz dat lolz

#23=never mix 42 below and sambuca..it mite taste nice at the tym but yeh da next day ohhh fukk meaniz hangova aye panadol hardowts

#24=if you got personal shit makin yah ass all depressed..its ayt to tell yah mates..but when u say you wanna kill yourself..and yur friends find you jacket down da road..soo not kewl lolz...fah you know how much people worry

#25=jus because yah 18. your age number just increased.dosent mean the amount of alcohol you can handle does.
cause aint it shame if you drink to much.fall down spew evrywia and den have yah friends carry you home.think about it

#26=if you know you cant stripper dance please dont try lolz..cause yeh you gonna be prdy shame da next day a

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