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Great news you guyz! lol rofl omfg cnut!

We have just received confirmation from a very nice and very official bank man from Burkina Faso that we won a large sum of money! This is email and our response.

and don't worry, we're not gonna call it quits just because we're super rich! We'll keep on providing the world with great popular hits as we have done for the past 19 years!

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Dear sir

I am Dr Idrisa Oudraogo
Manager Ecobank bf
No 74 avenue murice yamiogo
Cissin sector 11 Ouaga Dougou
Burkina Faso.


I received an order from the director claiming department NATIONAL LOTTERY BF to transfer the sum of £ 850,000 euros which your email won on their january email lottery wheel to your bank account.
But due to some personal problems I lost your account information.
So please I will ask you to fill this form below and send it to this email address
ecb.bf.customer.care@hotmail.fr
For the immediate transfer of your fund.

(1)YOUR FULL NAME: --------------------------
(2)CONTACT ADDRESS: -------------------------
(3)SEX: -------------------------------------
(4)AGE: -------------------------------------
(5) MARITAL STATUS: ------------------------
(6)OCCUPATION: ------------------------------
(7)NATIONALITY: ----------------------------
( PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER-----------------
(9) BANK NAME:-------------------------------
(10) BANK ADDRESS: ---------------------------
(11) ACCOUNT NUMBER: -------------------------
(12) BANK SWIFT CODE: -------------------------

Thanks for your cooperation
Dr Idrisa Oudraogo
Manager Ecobank BF


AND OUR REPLY:



Dear Sir,

I am William Blake, famous poet. I want you to know that I am very glad to hear that I have won this substantial amount of money, but I must inform you that I am made entirely of glucose and anti-matter and thus can make no use of such money. I suggest you instead give the winner's jackpot to a charity of your choice. Or better yet, use it to provide for your family instead of trying to scam people over the internet.

Yours Toothbrushingly,

William Blake

P.S. My hair is now all gone thanks to the recent popularity of baseball. Please advise me on what to do about this!

Here is my bank information:

(1)YOUR FULL NAME: William Blake
(2)CONTACT ADDRESS: Fara Fawsitt St., Lower Vagina, Happyland, Burkina Faso
(3)SEX: I have no sex, I am a sphere of glucose
(4)AGE: 3.8 nano seconds
(5) MARITAL STATUS: Happily married to a spud named Spuddy McFuckandBastard
(6)OCCUPATION: Horsey
(7)NATIONALITY: Fontontonish
( PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER: +56 7892637434
(9) BANK NAME: Sperm Bank PLC Ltd.
(10) BANK ADDRESS: Soldier of Piss St., Go Down on a Cat, The Bog, Let me love you like a real lady shouldland
(11) ACCOUNT NUMBER: 280886733
(12) BANK SWIFT CODE: 23DICKS-RIGHT-IN-MY-FACE44

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