Red hair is a genetic mutation.

Red hair is seen on the heads of only four percent of people. Most of these exist in the U.K., the Republic of Ireland, and Australia.

The highest percentage of natural redheads in the world is in Scotland (13%), followed closely by Ireland with 10%. In the US, about 2% of the population are natural redheads.

In the early 1600’s, at the end of the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, the belief of Pixies (aka fairies) emerged in southwest England. They were then and have since been strongly associated with red hair for their mischievousness and otherworldly talents.

A 2002 study found that redhead are harder to sedate than any other people requiring twenty percent more anesthesia. Inadequate doses cause people to wake up during surgery and have increased recall of procedures. (I can vouch that study is accurate)

Adults have about 120,000 hairs on their head; redheads have fewer, blondes have more, brunettes have the most.

Red headedness is, genetically speaking, a recessive trait. It may appear after several generations of darker hair.

Redheads don't turn grey. Red hair turned sandy, then white. They are also found to loose their color later in life than people carrying other hair colors.

The perception of the color red, scientifically speaking, enhances the viewers metabolism and increases heart rate and respiration.

The first human redheads walked this earth about 50,000 years ago in Africa and then spread throughout Northern Europe.

The country name of Russia means "land of reds" in honor of a redheaded Viking by the name of Rurik.

Adams first wife Lilith, always depicted as a redhead, is known to have refused to lie beneath Adam during sexual intercourse, and stated” why should I lie beneath you when I am your equal since both of us were created from dust” –Patai

British Press recently reported that that the MC1R (redhead gene) will be used in DNA testing to rule out, or in, if suspected killers in crime scenes are redheads. This will narrow a search if the gene is found to a small percentage of perpetrators. The hope is that next skin color and physical features will be detectable.-Marion Roach

An Irish judge in 2001 fined a man for disorderly conduct stating “I am a firm believer that hair coloring has an effect on temper and your coloring suggests you have a temper.”(Wanker)

Redheads have always been thought untrustworthy. Judas is most always depicted as a redhead displaying the prejudice against red hair.(Bollocks)

The Romans kept red haired slaves, and at a higher price.(They were jealous)

Adolph Hitler reportedly banned the marriages of two redheads as he feared their children would be “deviant offspring”.(No comment needed)

“Ill beat you like a redheaded stepchild”. This phrase was born out of the American south and implies the status of illegitimate offspring with a white master. (Inbreds)

At some point in history Brahmins were forbidden to marry redheads. (We were too good for them anyway)

In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a fate so dire that some women have formed a “Proud to be Red” association.(Frogs)

Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.” (Vile)

The Bible states in I Corinthians 11:15 that a woman’s long hair is a glory to her because it can be used as a covering. Yet in Song of Solomon 4:1 it states that it is an object that invites desire. I guess there is no loosing.

Bees are thought to sting redheads more than others. (Who likes bees anyway?)

In Denmark it is an honor to have a redheaded child.(God bless the Danes)

In Corsica, if you pass a redhead in the street you are to spit and turn around.(Ill-mannered fecks)

In Poland, if you pass three red-heads you'll win the state lottery-Sylvia Stevez(Woohoo)

In Greek Mythology, redheads turn into Vampires

Ceann bodin - Dickhead
Bualadh craicinn - Fucking (lit. skin-hitting)
Streachailt leathair - Fucking (lit. leather stretching)
Cíoch - Tit
Póg mo thóin - Kiss my ass
Focal leat - Fuck off (lit. word with you)
Dún do bheal - Shut your mouth
Imigh sa diabhal - Go to the devil
Cailleach - Old hag, witch
Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? - I suppose a ride is out of the question?
Go dtachta an diabhal thú - May the devil choke you
Múchadh is bá ort - Smothering and drowning on you
Loscadh is dó ort - Scorching and burning on you
Damnú ort - Damnation on you
Do chorp don diabhal - Your body to the devil
D'anam don diabhal - Your soul to the devil
Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú - May the devil take you with him
Téigh i dtigh diabhail - Go in the devil's house
Marbhfháisc ort - A shroud on you
Go hifreann leat - To hell with you
Feisigh do thoin fein - Fuck your own ass
Striapach - Whore
Bitseach - Bitch
Feis ort - Fuck off
Focáil leat - Fuck off
Cac - Shit
Cac capaill - Horse shit
Cac ar oineach - Scumbag, scoundrel (lit. shit on honor)
Mórán cainte ar bheagán cúise - Gossip (lit. Much talk on little cause)
Imeacht gan teacht ort - May you leave without returning
Titim gan éirí ort - May you fall without rising
Plá ar do theach - A plague on your house
Go n-ithe na péisteoga thú - May the worms eat you
Téigh trasna ort féin - Go fuck yourself
Damnú ort - Goddamn you
Díul mó bhad - Suck my dick
Tá tú glan as do mheabhair - You're crazy
Go hIfreann leat! - To hell with you!
Diúl mo bhod - Suck my dick
Bí i do thost - Shut up!
Bog! - Fuck off! (lit. move)
Is cuma liom sa diabhal - I don't give a damn
Bod - Dick
Ní mórán thú! - You're worthless!
Báltaí - Pussy
Bastún - Bastard
Tuilli - Bastard
Ag fein truaillaithe - Wanking (lit. self polluting)
Ciach ort - Damn you
Bí ' do thost - Shut up
Go stróice an diabhal thú - May the Devil tear you
Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat - May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat
Go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí - May an infectious disease weaken your heart
Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine - May you have glass legs and may the glass break

Things I hate about people....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch m8, where the fuk is yours? Do I point at my arse when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fuking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuk would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dickhead, I paid a 5er to come to the cinema and stare at the fuking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fk?? Life is the longest fkin thing anyone ever fuking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, boots? ye rocket

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fuking McTosser.

14. When you involved in an accident and some ask you 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off'