Ultimate list of the coolest people i know or have met. Any suggestions, leave a comment.

-Mike Meehan. (Fuckin skinhead neo-nazi)

-Brendan Wall. (Taught me how to drink from a keg.)

-The Stunning. (Especially Joe, he took that Southy like a man. )

-Sean 'Cool' Hurson. ((He gets 2 sets of brackets. Hes that cool.))

-Ciany McKeowny. (He has his moments.)

-Dan. (With the plan. He wants to be the guy.)

-James. (For not conforming to what the rest of society deems cool)

-Dara Killeen (He's on first name basis with William Shakespeare.)

-Cillian De Buitleir. (He was Jesus once you know.)

-Rob O'cop. (He don't need no education, He don't need no thought control.)

-Brett O'Donnell. (This man has no shame!)

-Cake Brooks. (she ate all de toast)

-Kandy Kane Kelly. (He ate all de Mnagh)

Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?

Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

Homer: What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.

Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.

Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Mr. burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

Grandpa: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."

Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

Toxikk Prophecy
Black Altar
Upsidedown Cross
Evil Goat
AirRaid (one "r" backwards)
Dark Scroll
Barbarian Priest
Iron Sabbath
Evil Black Doom Metal Death Skull
Tomb of Doom
Bloody Goathead
Nuclear Carcass
Trapdoor Spider
Evil Hate Warriors
Unholy Thirstification
Nuclear Sky
Death Warrior
Death Sord
Death Axe
Deathlordz
Nüclear Metal
Rock, Paper, Death
Deathicide
Coffin
Evil Skull Death
Pointy Sküll
Doomicide
Skulls With Lips
Messy Sacrifice
World War 5
Bomb Shelter
Gnarled Tree
Forbidden Book

Sacrificial Boot
Unholy Cauldron
M.E.T.A.L. Rulz
StickyFiend
Tough Riders
Horned Helmet
LoinKloth
Dead Choirboy
Unholy Evil
Nuclear Crucifixion
Priest Beast
Scary Ritual at Night
Skeletal Goat
Evil Tombstone
BatSkull
NuclearSlaughterHell
Cliff Livez
Kill the Good
Evil Helmet
Unhappy Helmet
Charred Skull
Invisible Claw
DemonRage
Ghosticide
Floating Head
The Kings of Destruction
Black Pentegram
Sgt. LeatherLord
Tainted Corpse
Dead Corpse
Abracadaver
Inter-Office Memo