Eyeball Kid

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Mostly Harmless
Me, Myself, and I
What do you want?
Goggles?
A flamethrower?
A self igniting fire sword?
Pogo cane?
Shark tooth knife?
An armoury contained within a coat?
A wrist mounted toolbelt?
A kilt?
A crossbow?
A rat powered mp3 player charger?
Leatherbound notebook?
A custom made necronomicom?

If I know what it is, I can probably make it.
Just gimme the cash.


These links will save your life
http://civilisedwookie.deviantart.com
www.youtube.com/chewiev2
ink-mag.bebo.com
http://www.homeofpoi.com/?friend=sde...







by the way
you've all just lost the game.
I have many names. . .
I am The Eyeball Kid, Chewbacca, The Sasquatch, The Pagansoc Pet, Puppy, Wolfie, The Saint, Steve the Hat, Steveachew, Aragorn (and all the names that go with it), Isildur, Bonaparte (not even I get that one) Bulbasaur (long story).
Call me what you will, everybody else does.
Gwen (to annoy her)
The Gandalf to my Aragorn. The Rincewind to my Cohen the Barbarian. The Mr. Spok to my Captain Kirk. The Xavier to my Wolverine. The Splinter to my Leonardo. The Yoda to my Luke Skywalker. The Death to my Dream (yes, that sounds like an emo album). The Whistler to my Blade. The Alfred to my Batman. The Anthony Hopkins to my Antonio Banderas.
In short, she makes sure I don't accidentally kill myself by doing anything TOO stupid.
Sports
Archery, fencing- anything where I get a medeival weapon! Fire spinning, is that a sport or a hobby? I guess throat singing is a pretty good lung work out . . .
Scared Of
Nothing anybody can inflict upon me.
Definition of the word danger.
A dyspraxic teaching a dyspraxic to use a deadly weapon that they intend to set on fire.
Favourite quote
"man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through." daVinci.
Musicality
Well, I can kinda play piano and am an increasingly competent throat singer.
I like Tom Waits, Voltaire, Vladiswar Nadishanna, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, The Cure, Huun Hurr Tuu, ACDC, Led Zepplin, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Uriah Heep, Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead, Weird Al Yankovic, Tenacious D, Primus, Nuclear Rabbit, Warlords of Pez, the Melvins, Alice in Chains, Bastard Fairies, Black Label Society, the Dresden Dolls, Nirvanna (older stuffs), Metallica (older stuffs), the Prodigy, Kate Bush, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, The Doors, Everglade, Necromancer, Blindsite, Libido Cafe, Blues Brothers.

I also like classical and jazz, but don't ask me to name any tracks or artists because I'll just hum something unrecognisably out of key.

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  • Bored enough to be on bebo.

    Yep, I'm bored. This is what always happens when I'm on holidays. I did an hour exercise, I practiced with my rope dart, I made a rat skull hair pin, I finished a hair clip for my girlfriend, I started work on an umbrella stand (my weapons have to live somewhere), I finally finished my bone goblet and I played with the puppy for a while.

    Now I am bored. I hate Laois. There is nothing I can do in Laois. Also, due to being in Laois, I am missing Werewolf in Maynooth.

    For those of you who don't know what I am talking about Werewolf: The Forsaken, is a Live Action Role Play game set in the World of Darkness, which is essentially here but nastier. Basically improvised acting with a rule system, is fun. And I am missing it tonight. Gah.

    Somebody suggest something to make me less bored. Now.

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  • Who wants to entertain me?

    I'll be in Dublin at about eight tomorrow night. Anybody want to come and keep me entertained?

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  • TOM WAITS ON TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    http://www.anti.com/tours/index/1

    No dates announced for European tour, other than the fact that the final show will be in DUBLIN!
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Name :   Stephen Cullen
Nick Name :   (deep breath) Stephe the hat, Chewie, Puppy, Wolfy, Simbagor
Birthdate :   15/05/88
Birthplace:   Dublin
Current Location:   Laois
Eye Color:   Borwn
Hair Color:   dark brown
Height:   5'11"
Weight:   75kg
Piercings:   GAH! A hole . . . in my body. . . that I don't allow to heal
Tatoos:   one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   I think so
Vehicle:   my feet
Overused Phrase:   beat with a fish
FAVORITES
Food:   ribs or sushi
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Fibbers
Candy:   caramel scorpions
Number:   I hate numbers
Color:   red/black/silver
Animal:   wolf
Drink:   apple juice
Body Part on Opposite sex:   backside
Perfume:   sandalwood
TV Show:   t . . . v show?
Music Album:   Pick your favourite child
Movie:   see above
Actor/Actress:   Andy Serkis/Heath Ledger
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   My teeth
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Not getting food poisoning
Chocolate or Vanilla   chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   why choose?
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   punk
Summer or Winter:   winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   What's the difference?
Love or Money:   love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   when I'm sleepy
Most Missed Memory:   nothing missing
Best phyiscal feature:   eyes
First Thought Waking Up:   So that's where I am
Ambition:   Sculptor for a toy company
Best Friends:   Gwen, Niamh, Michelle
Weakness:   worry, heat
Fears:   myself sometimes. That's about it
Longest relationship:   two years
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   nope
Ever been beaten up:   HAH!
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes, with a bag of onions, it's a funny story actually.
Ever Shoplifted:   nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   I should think so
Been Dumped Lately:   Is it dumping when it's mutual?
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   not bothered
Favorite Hair Color:   not bothered
Short or Long:   I do prefer long, it's my only thing in appearance. It's not
Height:   not bothered
Style:   not bothered
Looks or Personality:   personality
Hot or Cute   they're not mutually exclusive
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Really, REALLY skinny terrifies me
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Mongolia
How do you want to Die:   helping my friends
Been to the Mall Lately:   nope
Get along with your Parents:   I only consider my mother to be a parent, so yes
Health Freak:   I just do what my body tells me to
Do you think your Attractive:   reasonably
Believe in Yourself:   yep
Want to go to College:   I'm in college
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   nope
Shower Daily:   every second day
Been in Love:   yes
Do you Sing:   very badly
Want to get Married:   define marriage
Do you want Children:   yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Back when I was seventeen, y'know, when I DID
Hate anyone:   I burned all my hate a long time ago.
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