you know your latino when your mum throws her shoe at you for being to loud
while she's on the phone.
You know your Latino when: your parents steal what ever they can from work.
You tell everybody that your a latino so you can pick up....and when your in Sth America you tell everyone your an aussie so you can pick up.
You know you're really Latino...
When you know at least one person named Carolina.
You used to go to latin night and thought it was the best thing ever
You participate in the latin night dance comp at least once in your life.
Let all the aussies know that you heard Ricky Martin's Maria ages ago.
You rent videos from Tutti-Frutti .
You really know you're Latino when you don't ride a skateboard but you ride
an "escaybor"
When you never pay full price for a service because a
Tio/cousin/familyfriend is a Mechanic, butcher, musico, Dj..etc
When you have a Tio Jose or Tia Maria
When your parents don't care about age limits on drinking alcohol..'tome no mas!'...
(this is an old one) when you're invited to someone's birthday the day

before, then asked to pick up something on your way there when you eat

everything with rice when you go to a family function and all the males

know how to use the BBQ better than the other
I got a few more for all the fairfield people.

Its not Fairfield, its 'far-fill'

When you don't call it the boulevarde, it is called 'la boulivar'

When it is not a roundabout, it is a 'roun a bou'
You don't go do the shopping, you do 'el choppin' - (Co-les)
When you or a member of your family has a 'par tine' job, even if you/they
do more than one it is still a 'par tine'.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE A LATINO?
If you use your lips to point something out.
If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco" and still believe "El Chupacabras" is for real.
If you call Caucasians, "gringos", and all Asians "chinos".
If you call your sneakers "tenis" , and any denim pants "blue jeans".
If you have ever been hit by a "chancleta" (aka chala).
If you call breakfast cereal "confles" and corn chips "conchis".
If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a 1bedroom apartment.
If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil & can't figure out why your arse
is getting so big.
If your mum packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just turned
thirty-two. (or 27 !!!)
If you never get tired of "sopitas" , even on stinking hot summer days.
If you can't imagine anyone not liking! spicy food.
If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is
shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"
If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some vaporub
all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
If you have at least thirty cousins, not in cluding el loco Julio who works
at "Don Taco's".
If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night of the lotto drawing.
If you don't think Jennifer Lopez is hot, "she's just another bitch with luck".
If all your younger cousins overseas have kids already !!!
If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado", or "Cantinflas".
If you don't need any explanations, you know you are truly a Latino!
Your family either get friends to tape cable for you or your relo's send it
to you... if your too tight or far from Tutti Fruitti !!!
If your travelling overseas everyone wants to send "un paquetito"!!!!!
Your family reminice about home when they are eating Porrotos/Lentejas !!
Your family are involved in one of the latin clubs/community groups.
Your parents have a Marconi Membership.
Your Parents have found a new hang out on saturday's.... Canterbury Leagues
Latin Night!!!
You have been wasted at either BJ's or La Campana and cant remember the night!!

ℓαтιиσѕ αяит ¢υтє..ωє я ѕσσ єffιи вαиgιиg!!
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂ит נυѕ кιѕѕ..ωє мкє συт
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂σит נυѕт fσяє ρℓαу, ωє f●●к!
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂σит яєℓαχ, ωє ¢нιℓℓ.
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂σит ∂αи¢є, ρєяяєαмσѕ.
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂σит тαℓк вα∂, ωє тαℓк ѕнιт.
ℓαтιиσѕ ℓιρѕ αяєит נυѕт нσт, тнєιя тнє ℓιρѕ уσυ ωιѕн уσυ ¢συℓ∂ кιѕѕ.
ℓαтιиσѕ ∂σит ∂σ ιт, ωє ∂σ ιт ѕυανє¢ιтσ.
ℓαтιиσѕ αяє тнє ρєσρℓє уσυ ¢συℓ∂ αℓωαуѕ тяυѕт.
ℓαтιиσѕ αяє тнє вєѕт яєggαєтσи ∂αи¢єяѕ
(яєggαєтσи єѕ иυєѕтяα нєяєи¢ια ℓαтιиα)
ℓαтιиσѕ αяєит иι¢є, ωє тнє ¢нєιт.
ℓαтιиσѕ αяєит נυѕт fяιєи∂ѕ, ωє αяє fυ¢к вυ∂∂ιєѕ.
ℓαтιиσѕ αяєит ¢σσℓ, ωє αяє α тσ∂α мα∂яєѕ!
ℓαтιиσѕ αяє ѕєχу!
ℓαтιиσѕ αяє вℓєѕѕє∂ ωнєи тнєу αяє вσяи вє¢αυѕє иσω ωєяє ρяσυ∂ тσ тєℓℓ everybody тнαт ωє αяє 100% ℓαтιиσ!
ℓαтιиσѕ αяє... тнєяє ιѕит єиσυgн ωσя∂ѕ тнαт ¢συℓ∂ єχρℓαιи нσω αи∂ ωнσ ℓαтιиσѕ αяє.

ρєσρℓє єиνу υѕ вє¢αυѕє тнєу киσω ωє αяє вєттєя!!!!
иσ иαтισиαℓιту ιѕ мσяє вαиgιи тнєи ℓαтιиσѕ!!!!!!!!