Gareth Fail
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Living in the time warp that is Callander with my wife Lizanne who keeps me in check and tolerates my pish most of the time!! And now we have the new adition to the Fail family, my daughter Casey
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Warning !!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
WARNING to All Men!
If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses' in the phone book.
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Alright mate, how's tricks? How's the wee one getting on?
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Comment sent from Commentorheyy hows it going?
finally got my decks up n running..
but i snapped the needle by accident...im such a tit.
anyways have some love.x
F R I 05 J U N E / M I N I M I Z E @ AD LIB
Join the madness
Line up:
11 - 12.30 Minimalism
12.30 - 2 Li'l Miss Mix It (Solute/Club 69)
2 - 3 Gaiden
Door: £5 / £4 with a minimize badge
" Less is More "
M I N I M I Z E @ AD LIB ( H o p e S t r e e t )
Friday 1st May
With Guest: Kieran B (Monkey Business)
Residents: Gaiden & Minimalism
Demo sets : www.myspace.com/minimizem
Right lanky, I know you work really anit social hours & its been that long since you were on bebo your page no longer even says how long its been, but where's my bloody phone call............!!!!!!!
Have some love
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Get back on here you lightweight & where's my bloody phone call
sorry was away on Monday, r u free at the weekend??
Have some of that soppy pish
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no not really cheers 4 askin haha my mate got kb'd for fantazia and the mad bitch/bouncer was like are you with her so am obv not gonna dingy my mate so didnt get in but i sold my ticket n bailed but my boyfriend & her boyfriend went in and left us !! wankers!!!
how have you been ?
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February: Fri 20th
Guests: Miss Enemy & Sergio Eneide
and resident Evil Ean.
March: CANCELLED (due to comedy Festival)
April: Fri 17th
Guests: David Addison & Craig Murphy
and Residents Gaiden & Evil Ean.
no one visits anyway cause your a fanny !!!!
What is wrong with you??? What is that <<<<<=====????? I am appalled & disappointed........ Shame on you!!!!!!
Here have some luv you are going to need it putting that guff on your page, as noone will visit anymore
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Hey Gareth,
Banging Electro & Techno @ The V Club Sauchiehall Street Glasgow 14TH FEBRUARYwith Special guest HOSTAGE plus Debauched residents VALENTINES SPECIAL GIRLS GO FREE!!!!
www.myspace.com/alanhostage
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thought you would like to know ultimatebuzz doing a charity gig in falkirk metro club 31/01/09 10.00 to late £5.00
Supernova@ The Arches
Friday 6TH March 10.30pm- 3am
Legendary Luke Slater + Mr. C (Ex-Shamen)
www.myspace.com/thereallukeslater
www.myspace.com/mrcsuperfreq
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gareth! how you been mate??! xx