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You: hello muggle. im lord voldemort.
Stranger: oh noes!
You: yes, youll soon meet your fate, you filthy muggle.
Stranger: bitch im harry potter
You: ITS YOU?!
Stranger: the boy who lived
Stranger: how does that feel
You: sup bro? long time no see!
Stranger: suck my wand mutha fuckaa
Stranger: ive been good me and ginny got a divorce recently
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: why so mean? i mean, i killed your parents, but like, thats water under the bridge, right? …..
Stranger: oh god ginny i miss you! why! why! *sobbing*
You: its okay harry, dont cry baby.
Stranger: kill me please just kill me
You: now why would i do that?!
Stranger: DO IT’
You: come on, talk to me. its okay.
You: voldys here.
Stranger: please oh please i cant take ginny whyyy!!!?!?!?!?
You: when im upset, i put on some lady gaga and take a nice candlelit bubble bath with severus and lucius.
You: maybe you should try that
You: cheer up SANNNN!
You: want voldy to take you for ice cream?!
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT DIE ALREADY
You: Well, thats rude.
You: Ever think about how this makes ME feel?
You: no wonder ginny left you…
Stranger: you killed my parents you prick
You: you have some serious anger issues.
You: that was like 18 years ago. GET OVER IT.
Stranger: mo shit you killed my parents
Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE
You: just because i killed your parents, and like tons of your friends, doesnt mean we cant be friends.
You: well thats just crude.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: youre making me angry…
Stranger: whatre you gonna do BITCH
You: fine, have it that way. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
0 Comments 161 weeks
This is the longest blog you'll ever have to do okay?
Have you ever liked your best friends crush/boyfriend/husband?
What are your plans for the weekend?
be a farmer for ££ i geuss, maybe your mum
Are you in your pyjamas currently?
Were you under the influence the last time you engaged in sexual activity?
What song are you listening to?
just not each other
Name a lyrics from that song?
we'll both love again, but just not each other
Who was the last person to phone you?
Who did you last talk with on the phone?
Choose 5 people in your head and write their names?
sophie, rachel, kelsey, mandy, blobby
Would you ever kiss 1?
BAHAHAHAH, right sophie ?
Would 4 ever date 2?
oh yeah, rachel would like that
Have you gotten drunk with number 3?
Best memory of number 4?
that time she gave birth to me
Who is the funniest out of all these people?
Who can get on your nerves most?
Ever been in a physical fight with any of them?
Moving on, whos your favourite singer?
What kind of music do you listen to most?
Any kind of music that you listen to that none of your friends like?
i used to listen to absolute heavy metal pish, now i just like zep & hairy men
What are you listening to now?
Do you like action or fighting films better?
Comedy or horror?
horror, preferably involving inbreds
What is your ambition in life?
find an inbred with the plague
Your dream job?
Do you have any candles in your room?
Whats the closest metal object to you?
The last person you texted, what do you think of them?
blobbys a pedo
Who was your last missed call from?
Whats the screesaver on your phone?
Whats the background on your computer?
Name 3 celebrities that you think are sexy?
cory kennedy, tj thyne, jensen ackles
3 celebrities that you admire?
cory kennedy, fearne cotton, katie cassidy
3 celebrities that you think are cute?
jared padalecki, ash stymest, JESUS
Out of all of they celebrities who would you love to meet most?
Do you have any writing on your hand?
Have you ever kissed anyone beginning with ABC or D?
all ofthem, i'm solid
Who was the best kiss from?
your mum prbs
What did you last laugh at?
me and rachel pretending we were on 'taking the stage'
Whats a song that you really love?
when the levee breaks
Are you singing along to a song right now?
When was the last time you tidied your room?
103949302589475 years ago
Did you hang out with anyone tonight?
Do you believe that good things come to those who wait?
What tattoo are you thinking of getting?
Are you currently annoyed at someone?
Annoyed at something or angry at something?
When and why did you last cry?
me and rachel had this convo yesterday, i cant remember when i last cried
Have you honestly ever broken your heart over the opposite sex?
What is the last thing you scoped on youtube?
Have you ever danced in front of your mirror while listening to a catchy song?
What is something you'd love to do?
raid cory kennedy wardrobe
Who makes the best soup in your family?
Something you wish that you had more of?
Did you like the uniform you had to wear at your school or job?
i don't mind it
Did you see anyone hot today?
i seen mickey on tv, he looked like a pedo though
Did you see your crush/boyfriend today?
Are you excited for anything?
Why are you excited?
cause i love the ginger
When someone says weed, what do you think of?
sea weed from the chinese. yum
What does your last text say?
What colour are your
0 Comments 162 weeks
do you like waking up and having new text messages?:
no, go away
is your cell phone a touch screen phone?:
the screens about the size of my eye. so i doubt it
who is the last person you gave the finger too?:
my dog, when it wasn't looking
what was the worst part of your last summer?
that time rachel thought she was a fucking doctor and that i was dying at my grandads.
is there anyone who doesn't like you?:
refrase - is there anyone who like's me?
your best friend kisses the person you're dating, what do you do?:
do you have someone you can always go to?
would you live with your best friend?:
when am i not?
what kind of phone do you have?:
it's a brick i found in my shed, i just drew buttons on it
whats the last website you were on besides bebo?:
www.itscorykennedy.com AS PER
who's your last text from?:
that man who works in ASDA
what was the last thing you bought?:
tampons and herpexia
what's your best class in college?:
the one you dont go to
what colour did you last paint your nails?:
can you honestly say you're okay right now?:
what were you doing at 4pm?:
being a casual farmer
what are your plans for tonight?:
sleep, supernatural. THE USUAL
be honest, who's the easiest person in your life to talk to?:
when was the last time you were in a very good mood?:
like 6 hours ago
have you ever fallen for someone out of your league?:
do you obsess over your hair, or just leave it the way it is?:
have you seen my hair? my roots have roots, does that sound obsessive?
have you ever picked a fight with a total stranger?
no, i would cry if i was ever out into a physical altercation
is there someone who makes you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?:
name something you dislike about the day you're having?
you look gay
if you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?:
i dont like you
is there anything in your past that you would do differently?:
will this weekend be a good one?:
what woke you up this morning?:
GIRL, YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN MEDICINE
could you date someone taller than you?:
oh god no, how horrid would that be, AHH NO, NOOOOOO.
are you looking forward to anything?
do you like surprises?:
is it easy to make you smile?:
we have a glorious selection of low fat yoghurts
are you missing someone?
has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?:
vanessa feltz, we are so simmaler. like twins
0 Comments 163 weeks
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