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Stranger: hey

You: hello muggle. im lord voldemort.

Stranger: oh noes!

You: yes, youll soon meet your fate, you filthy muggle.

Stranger: bitch im harry potter

You: ITS YOU?!

Stranger: the boy who lived

Stranger: how does that feel

You: sup bro? long time no see!

Stranger: suck my wand mutha fuckaa

Stranger: ive been good me and ginny got a divorce recently

Stranger: stupid bitch

You: why so mean? i mean, i killed your parents, but like, thats water under the bridge, right? …..

You:

Stranger: oh god ginny i miss you! why! why! *sobbing*

You: its okay harry, dont cry baby.

Stranger: kill me please just kill me

You: now why would i do that?!

Stranger: DO IT’

You: come on, talk to me. its okay.

You: voldys here.

Stranger: please oh please i cant take ginny whyyy!!!?!?!?!?

You: when im upset, i put on some lady gaga and take a nice candlelit bubble bath with severus and lucius.

Stranger: ….

You: maybe you should try that

Stranger: no

You: cheer up SANNNN!

You: want voldy to take you for ice cream?!

Stranger: GOD DAMMIT DIE ALREADY

You: Well, thats rude.

You: Ever think about how this makes ME feel?

You: no wonder ginny left you…

Stranger: you killed my parents you prick

You: you have some serious anger issues.

You: that was like 18 years ago. GET OVER IT.

Stranger: mo shit you killed my parents

You: JESUS.

Stranger: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE

You: just because i killed your parents, and like tons of your friends, doesnt mean we cant be friends.

You: well thats just crude.

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: youre making me angry…

Stranger: whatre you gonna do BITCH

You: fine, have it that way. AVADA KEDAVRA!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is the longest blog you'll ever have to do okay?
i

Have you ever liked your best friends crush/boyfriend/husband?
just scarecrow

What are your plans for the weekend?
be a farmer for ££ i geuss, maybe your mum

Are you in your pyjamas currently?
i pal

Were you under the influence the last time you engaged in sexual activity?
moleshag

What song are you listening to?
just not each other

Name a lyrics from that song?
we'll both love again, but just not each other

Who was the last person to phone you?
mandy

Text you?
blobby

Msn you?
yunusa's wife

Who did you last talk with on the phone?
mandy

Choose 5 people in your head and write their names?
sophie, rachel, kelsey, mandy, blobby

Would you ever kiss 1?
BAHAHAHAH, right sophie ?

Would 4 ever date 2?
oh yeah, rachel would like that

Have you gotten drunk with number 3?
i

Best memory of number 4?
that time she gave birth to me

Who is the funniest out of all these people?
MANDEH obv

Who can get on your nerves most?
blobby

Ever been in a physical fight with any of them?
i

Moving on, whos your favourite singer?
robert plant

Favourite Band?
led zeppelin

What kind of music do you listen to most?
shite

Any kind of music that you listen to that none of your friends like?
i used to listen to absolute heavy metal pish, now i just like zep & hairy men

What are you listening to now?
Middle Management

Do you like action or fighting films better?
action

Comedy or horror?
horror, preferably involving inbreds

What is your ambition in life?
find an inbred with the plague

Your dream job?
nylon mag

Do you have any candles in your room?
loads

Whats the closest metal object to you?
spooooooon

The last person you texted, what do you think of them?
blobbys a pedo

Who was your last missed call from?
blobby

Whats the screesaver on your phone?
mickey av

Whats the background on your computer?
ash's friend

Name 3 celebrities that you think are sexy?
cory kennedy, tj thyne, jensen ackles

3 celebrities that you admire?
cory kennedy, fearne cotton, katie cassidy

3 celebrities that you think are cute?
jared padalecki, ash stymest, JESUS

Out of all of they celebrities who would you love to meet most?
cory kennedy

Do you have any writing on your hand?
i

Have you ever kissed anyone beginning with ABC or D?
all ofthem, i'm solid

Who was the best kiss from?
your mum prbs

What did you last laugh at?
me and rachel pretending we were on 'taking the stage'

Whats a song that you really love?
when the levee breaks

Are you singing along to a song right now?
no

When was the last time you tidied your room?
103949302589475 years ago

Did you hang out with anyone tonight?
mandy

Do you believe that good things come to those who wait?
nut

What tattoo are you thinking of getting?
wolfwolfwolf

Are you currently annoyed at someone?
suprisingly no

Annoyed at something or angry at something?
nein

When and why did you last cry?
me and rachel had this convo yesterday, i cant remember when i last cried

Have you honestly ever broken your heart over the opposite sex?
nut

What is the last thing you scoped on youtube?
destery moore

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror while listening to a catchy song?
i bbbbbz

What is something you'd love to do?
raid cory kennedy wardrobe

Who makes the best soup in your family?
linda

Something you wish that you had more of?
hair

Did you like the uniform you had to wear at your school or job?
i don't mind it

Did you see anyone hot today?
i seen mickey on tv, he looked like a pedo though

Did you see your crush/boyfriend today?
nut

Are you excited for anything?
bombay

Why are you excited?
cause i love the ginger

When someone says weed, what do you think of?
sea weed from the chinese. yum

What does your last text say?
HiyOZ

What colour are your

do you like waking up and having new text messages?:
no, go away

is your cell phone a touch screen phone?:
the screens about the size of my eye. so i doubt it

who is the last person you gave the finger too?:
my dog, when it wasn't looking

what was the worst part of your last summer?
that time rachel thought she was a fucking doctor and that i was dying at my grandads.

is there anyone who doesn't like you?:
refrase - is there anyone who like's me?

your best friend kisses the person you're dating, what do you do?:
threesome? JKJKJKLOLOLOL

do you have someone you can always go to?
i

would you live with your best friend?:
when am i not?

what kind of phone do you have?:
it's a brick i found in my shed, i just drew buttons on it

whats the last website you were on besides bebo?:
www.itscorykennedy.com AS PER

who's your last text from?:
that man who works in ASDA

what was the last thing you bought?:
tampons and herpexia

what's your best class in college?:
the one you dont go to

what colour did you last paint your nails?:
bleck

can you honestly say you're okay right now?:
i

what were you doing at 4pm?:
being a casual farmer

what are your plans for tonight?:
sleep, supernatural. THE USUAL

be honest, who's the easiest person in your life to talk to?:
rachul

when was the last time you were in a very good mood?:
like 6 hours ago

have you ever fallen for someone out of your league?:
BRODY<3333333333333333333333333333
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do you obsess over your hair, or just leave it the way it is?:
have you seen my hair? my roots have roots, does that sound obsessive?

have you ever picked a fight with a total stranger?
no, i would cry if i was ever out into a physical altercation

is there someone who makes you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?:
i

name something you dislike about the day you're having?
you look gay

if you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?:
i dont like you

is there anything in your past that you would do differently?:
nipple extention

will this weekend be a good one?:
i

what woke you up this morning?:
GIRL, YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN MEDICINE

could you date someone taller than you?:
oh god no, how horrid would that be, AHH NO, NOOOOOO.

are you looking forward to anything?
my ginger

do you like surprises?:
rape?

is it easy to make you smile?:
we have a glorious selection of low fat yoghurts

favorite season?:
your mum

are you missing someone?
yes

has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?:
vanessa feltz, we are so simmaler. like twins