SING TO THE POKEMON THEME.

They have to be the very best,
The best there ever was
To catch sperm is their real test,
To hold it is their cause.

As it travels through the man,
and straight into to the wide (world)
It needs to know, to understand
It must never go inside!

Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
From you to me.
I know it's our destiny
STD's! Ohhhhh!
your my best friend
Fertility we must defend!
Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
We're clean so far,
Keep out the chlamydia
You'll teach me and i'll teach you,
to Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them at all!
Oh No.

Every challege along the way,
With condoms we will face.
Going to keep the Gonorrhoea
Away from it's natural place!

Cum for me, the time is right,
And there's no better team
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
Against hepititis B!

Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
From you to me.
I know it's our destiny
STD's! Ohhhhh!
your my best friend
Fertility we must defend!
Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
We're clean so far,
Keep out the chlamydia
You'll teach me and i'll teach you,
to Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them at all!
Don't want to at all.
No not at all!
No not at all!
No!

(Instrumental)

Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
From you to me.
I know it's our destiny
STD's! Ohhhhh!
your my best friend
Fertility we must defend!
Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them,
We're clean so far,
Keep out the chlamydia
You'll teach me and i'll teach you,
to Poke it on!
Don't want to catch them at all!
No not at all, so
Poke it on!

in all your school years have you.....



[ ] Gotten a referral
[x] Gotten detention
[x] Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[ ] Gotten suspended
[x] Chewed gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 3



[x] Been late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Returned at least 2 projects in late..
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] Skipped class at least 2 times
[x] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga , bebo etc on the computer at school. Or attempted.
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class, not a grade, a class
[x] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR:20

[ ] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten a detention and didnt go
[x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x ] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[x] Slept in class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trashcan as a basket
[x] Threatened a teacher/ told off a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treat the teacher as invisible


TOTAL: 28

now multiply times by 3

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write your name with your tounge ;megan