Stuart Gaffney
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- Has a 33 year old knee. Great.
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Soccer Saturday
Equipment
A full card of Scottish and English league fixtures
Either Sky Sports News or Sky Sports 1
A television
Lager or cider
A strong spirit e.g. Sambouca
Getting started
Each player is assigned a division or a number of divisions. It is possible for more than one player to share the same division(s).
The rules
Goal in your division = 2 fingers of your drink
Sending off in your division = 5 fingers
Hat-trick in your division = 1 shot of the spirit
Interesting fact from Jeff Stelling = 1 drink for everyone
Update from Chris Kamara = 1 drink for everyone
Soccer Saturday etiquette
It is up to the individual players to keep tally of their own personal amount of owed fingers.
Players should, as best they can, drink owed amounts as soon after the event occurs as possible.
Players should try, if possible, to drink all owed amounts by the time the last 3pm kick-off match has ended, although this isn't always practical. In such cases, where players are unable to drink all owed amounts, they should continue to try and catch up until it is agreed by all other players that they are too drunk to continue.
It is often permissable for players to cancel out owed amounts by drinking large amounts at once. For example, it has been known for players to cancel out specific numbers of fingers by downing one or more full pints of lager, often to the applause and encouragment of fellow players. This must, though, be agreed by all other players.
Soccer Saturday should be officially closed with a closing ceremony. This is generally a musical celebration, where player participation is actively encouraged. Previous Soccer Saturday's have closed to the sound of Oasis and '90's dance anthems.
Finally, players should at all times show respect to both Soccer Saturday itself and their fellow players. No one player is bigger than the game.2 comentarios 992 días
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Kitchen Utensil Related Nights Out
Fresh from Johnny and Shaun's kitchen utensil stealing antics in Aberdeen the other week, this little beauty happened on Saturday night.
Me and Binnie were standing outside an offy in Anniesland last night when some wee ned who was about 15 and quite clearly "pilled off his cunt" came up to us asking if we'd seen "some cunt in a blue Aquascutum jumper". He had something under his arm that looked like a huge big fuck-off knife, and he was saying "Am gonnae put holes in that cunt with this big fuckin Kitchen Devil for startin on ma pal."
Obviously we were shitting ourselves and being nice and helpful to the wee ned who was up to mischief. "Nah bud, we've just got here. We'll keep an eye out for him though."
He pulled out his 'blade' and started waving it about and it was a fucking spatula. He'd obviously pulled the first thing out of his maw's drawer that looked like a knife and was too wrecked to realise it was a utensil.
"You guys have been brand new, if he starts on you gee us a shout and i'll stab fuck oot o' him for ye's."
Then he left, and I wished him "Good luck". As soon as he turned the corner me and Binzer fell about the place laughing. Genius.1 comentario 1140 días
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Kyliehace 16 semanasOMG sorry, u like House! I have spent my whole summer watching season 1-5 (fifth one on net illegally, its how I roll).....you are very welcome in the flat.
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Pamelahace 16 semanasI think there's been some kind of mix-up here...we don't drink? haha...well freshers week for abertay university is around the 11th usually, kylie and ciara will be back by then...i think this could be the "stuart g inititation week" - basically have your liver well-rested for that bender! We're gonna have to come up with a nickname for you if you're to be living here......
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hace 16 semanas vía Mobile
Kylie
yeah i'm a bit gutted, thought we were getting studmuffin Dean Gaffney, btw i will need to check with the girls but im thinking 'dean' is going ur new nickname! Dont worry we will hit the hotspots all the time! Be prepared, we have not been tamed in our 4th year. When u moving in? U got a date? Jeff is my part time lover - full time friend!
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Jamie Morehace 17 semanasAlrite smallballs!
Whats your craic?
Meet up in Scumdee for the couple county matches this year yeah?
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hace 19 semanas
Magnus Mackay
Did Ya go to the Quiz this week??? Have ya been back at the ferry again yet ya slut????
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hace 20 semanas
Laura Clark
saturday was good, although slightly too much vodka so i felt awful yesterday. have to say im a but partial to a jaegerbomb or two. did you have a good night? im working in french connection atm, which is good. what you up to these days? x
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Michelle Coateshace 21 semanasSteal away!
The photos are hillarious. i love that my hair just seems to get bigger and crazier as the night goes on, damn humidity. It was a really good night. You'll need to let us know when your back in glasgow and we'll get another night out sorted.
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hace 21 semanas
Rachel
That pict is amazing ! though it was worrying that you couldnt stop dancing for two seconds to get a picture taken ! ahh good times...
my wand could have had the hair from a local ned and made from recycled buckfast bottles, since im a weegie n that ;-)
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Chris Dhace 22 semanasSHUT THEM!!!!
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hace 24 semanas
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hace 30 semanas
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Jamie Morehace 31 semanasFancy a trip to glorious Airdrie this weekend or is exam revision on the cards?
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Stevaeehace 32 semanaslove that cheeky wee number gaffers.... wee could get a cover like that katy perry. stotgun your singing. good weekend?
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Graham Carloshace 32 semanasA 33 yr old knee? Your knees are older than me.
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Sheilyhace 33 semanasHAHAHAHA great photo and a great night! Same time next year? The Buffon said owt bout the sign?
Barney army! Barney army! Barney army!
Scotland game + darts + weekend Newcastle......surprised my liver didnae try and escape my body the amount of abuse I gave it. Fookin superb time though. -
Jamie Morehace 33 semanasYou are a TV god!
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hace 34 semanas
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Ciaran Hillhace 34 semanashaha, what's Thomson saying to that?
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Chris Dhace 35 semanasIt's too good, I burst out laughing, I have to have it for the lolz
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Stevaeehace 39 semanasGaffers you need t b working your finger strength. if you struggle with a cord its coz you paw is too clumsy and weak. haha.
well lets just say life is a working mans pain in the ass. you enjoying the guitar?xxx
















I'll be round just now with your prescription
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