Stuart Gaffney

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Has a 33 year old knee. Great.
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Put this on your bebo if you know a Boris Johnson lookalike.
Moving Novels That Changed My Life
The Hungry Caterpillar
Things I'm Fond Of
The Brooklyn Bridge, House MD, Slices of Pizza from Sbarro, Air Con, Premium Economy, Staten Island sandwiches, Homeless Drummers, Pick n' Mix Deli Food, NYPD, Greig Thomson
Things I'm Not Fond Of
Jet Lag, Peanut M&Ms, JFK Airport, sore backs, Man Flu
Things I can do with a guitar
Fuck all
Favourite buskers/hobos
The One Man Boogie Band,
The chap with the Jamaican hat and electric guitar on Sausageroll Street,
The homeless guy between Park and Madison
Fort Building
Everyone should do this
Chris Kamara
Defends Forts like a beaver

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Katy Perry - Hot 'n' Cold (Cover by Los Colorados)

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    Petr Cech

    Matthew Upson
    Alexi Smertin
    Robert Milsom

    Phil Jagielka
    Steed Malbranque
    Frank Lampard
    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Ashley Young

    Mikkel Forssell
    Robert Earnshaw

    0 comentarios 852 días

  • Soccer Saturday

    Equipment

    A full card of Scottish and English league fixtures
    Either Sky Sports News or Sky Sports 1
    A television
    Lager or cider
    A strong spirit e.g. Sambouca

    Getting started

    Each player is assigned a division or a number of divisions. It is possible for more than one player to share the same division(s).


    The rules

    Goal in your division = 2 fingers of your drink

    Sending off in your division = 5 fingers

    Hat-trick in your division = 1 shot of the spirit

    Interesting fact from Jeff Stelling = 1 drink for everyone

    Update from Chris Kamara = 1 drink for everyone


    Soccer Saturday etiquette

    It is up to the individual players to keep tally of their own personal amount of owed fingers.

    Players should, as best they can, drink owed amounts as soon after the event occurs as possible.

    Players should try, if possible, to drink all owed amounts by the time the last 3pm kick-off match has ended, although this isn't always practical. In such cases, where players are unable to drink all owed amounts, they should continue to try and catch up until it is agreed by all other players that they are too drunk to continue.

    It is often permissable for players to cancel out owed amounts by drinking large amounts at once. For example, it has been known for players to cancel out specific numbers of fingers by downing one or more full pints of lager, often to the applause and encouragment of fellow players. This must, though, be agreed by all other players.

    Soccer Saturday should be officially closed with a closing ceremony. This is generally a musical celebration, where player participation is actively encouraged. Previous Soccer Saturday's have closed to the sound of Oasis and '90's dance anthems.

    Finally, players should at all times show respect to both Soccer Saturday itself and their fellow players. No one player is bigger than the game.

    2 comentarios 992 días

  • Kitchen Utensil Related Nights Out

    Fresh from Johnny and Shaun's kitchen utensil stealing antics in Aberdeen the other week, this little beauty happened on Saturday night.

    Me and Binnie were standing outside an offy in Anniesland last night when some wee ned who was about 15 and quite clearly "pilled off his cunt" came up to us asking if we'd seen "some cunt in a blue Aquascutum jumper". He had something under his arm that looked like a huge big fuck-off knife, and he was saying "Am gonnae put holes in that cunt with this big fuckin Kitchen Devil for startin on ma pal."

    Obviously we were shitting ourselves and being nice and helpful to the wee ned who was up to mischief. "Nah bud, we've just got here. We'll keep an eye out for him though."

    He pulled out his 'blade' and started waving it about and it was a fucking spatula. He'd obviously pulled the first thing out of his maw's drawer that looked like a knife and was too wrecked to realise it was a utensil.

    "You guys have been brand new, if he starts on you gee us a shout and i'll stab fuck oot o' him for ye's."

    Then he left, and I wished him "Good luck". As soon as he turned the corner me and Binzer fell about the place laughing. Genius.

    1 comentario 1140 días

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  • Kylie
    Kylie

    OMG sorry, u like House! I have spent my whole summer watching season 1-5 (fifth one on net illegally, its how I roll).....you are very welcome in the flat.

    hace 16 semanas
  • Pamela
    Pamela

    I think there's been some kind of mix-up here...we don't drink? haha...well freshers week for abertay university is around the 11th usually, kylie and ciara will be back by then...i think this could be the "stuart g inititation week" - basically have your liver well-rested for that bender! We're gonna have to come up with a nickname for you if you're to be living here......

    hace 16 semanas
  • Kylie
    Kylie

    yeah i'm a bit gutted, thought we were getting studmuffin Dean Gaffney, btw i will need to check with the girls but im thinking 'dean' is going ur new nickname! Dont worry we will hit the hotspots all the time! Be prepared, we have not been tamed in our 4th year. When u moving in? U got a date? Jeff is my part time lover - full time friend!

    hace 16 semanas vía Mobile
  • Jamie More
    Jamie More

    Alrite smallballs!
    Whats your craic?
    Meet up in Scumdee for the couple county matches this year yeah?
    xx

    hace 17 semanas
  • Magnus Mackay
    luv Magnus Mackay

    Did Ya go to the Quiz this week??? Have ya been back at the ferry again yet ya slut????

    hace 19 semanas
  • Laura Clark
    luv Laura Clark

    saturday was good, although slightly too much vodka so i felt awful yesterday. have to say im a but partial to a jaegerbomb or two. did you have a good night? im working in french connection atm, which is good. what you up to these days? x

    hace 20 semanas
  • Michelle Coates
    Michelle Coates

    Steal away!

    The photos are hillarious. i love that my hair just seems to get bigger and crazier as the night goes on, damn humidity. It was a really good night. You'll need to let us know when your back in glasgow and we'll get another night out sorted.

    x

    hace 21 semanas
  • Rachel
    luv Rachel

    That pict is amazing ! though it was worrying that you couldnt stop dancing for two seconds to get a picture taken ! ahh good times...


    my wand could have had the hair from a local ned and made from recycled buckfast bottles, since im a weegie n that ;-)

    hace 21 semanas
  • Chris D
    Chris D

    SHUT THEM!!!!

    hace 22 semanas
  • Paul Fredericks
    luv Paul Fredericks

    What u been doing with yourself poofy hardly seen ya since you've been home!

    hace 24 semanas vía Mobile
  • Marti.G.
    luv Marti.G.

    Did u see my goal against the croms?? :D :D :D :D :D x

    hace 30 semanas
  • Jamie More
    Jamie More

    Fancy a trip to glorious Airdrie this weekend or is exam revision on the cards?

    hace 31 semanas
  • Stevaee
    Stevaee

    love that cheeky wee number gaffers.... wee could get a cover like that katy perry. stotgun your singing. good weekend?

    hace 32 semanas
  • Graham Carlos
    Graham Carlos

    A 33 yr old knee? Your knees are older than me.

    hace 32 semanas
  • Sheily
    Sheily

    HAHAHAHA great photo and a great night! Same time next year? The Buffon said owt bout the sign?

    Barney army! Barney army! Barney army!

    Scotland game + darts + weekend Newcastle......surprised my liver didnae try and escape my body the amount of abuse I gave it. Fookin superb time though.

    hace 33 semanas
  • Jamie More
    Jamie More

    You are a TV god!

    hace 33 semanas
  • Fraser Mackenzie hace 34 semanas
  • Ciaran Hill
    Ciaran Hill

    haha, what's Thomson saying to that?

    hace 34 semanas
  • Chris D
    Chris D

    It's too good, I burst out laughing, I have to have it for the lolz

    hace 35 semanas
  • Stevaee
    Stevaee

    Gaffers you need t b working your finger strength. if you struggle with a cord its coz you paw is too clumsy and weak. haha.
    well lets just say life is a working mans pain in the ass. you enjoying the guitar?xxx

    hace 39 semanas