The Mysteries of A Hockey Player

This pretty much says it all..........

The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great
story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then
realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be Us, we are
the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves,
strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It
doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or
that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely
perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to face-offs, goals, assists,
overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways,
going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking,
thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits,
broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mitts, wheelin'
broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last
name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles
and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why?

Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we
throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your
lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights,
Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate
through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game
frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to
none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one
shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where
momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of
the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by,
because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries
behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?

Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always
ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, OHL, US COLLEGE, PRO ... It's never
been for the fucking the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for
the fame. 'The Boys' play because we fucking love it ...

If you are a hockey player and you are proud to be one, pass this

shit on with pride mother fucker, and let everyone know the
definition of man.

Tonight im going to be a Rock n Roll Star and Slide Away until i get that Sunday Morning Call about Whatever Masterplan me and the Songbird create after saying I Am The Walrus to Little James who claims he's feelin' Supersonic after being All Around The World but sadly it began to Fade Away after all the Cigarettes And Alcohol, he thought, Dont Go Away, Let There Be Love and Little By Little we'll wake up to Morning Glory but u'll have to Stand By Me while i Go Let It Out and i promise l'll help u to Stop Crying Your Heart Out and figure out Where Did It All Go (L)

1. THEY always wear protection
2. THEY have great hands
3. THEY are used to scoring
4. THEY have great stamina
5. THEY find the opening and get it in
6. THEY never miss the target
7. THEY know how to use their wood
8. THEY have long sticks
9. THEY know when to play rough
10. Because football players only know how to kick balls!

Hockey Players:
Women love us,
Guys want to be us!
Football players get cheerleaders,
Hockey players take them home!