Girl, you must think that I'm crazy
But we all know you's a cutie
and you're all like, "Nuh uh boys don't wanna get with me"
Girl, please
I can see right through those
fake colored contacts
Your eyes ain't blue, I bet that hair's held by glue

Hey shorty, why you playing games
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped the names and now you got nothing to say

Hey shorty, why you playing games
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped these names and now you got nothing to...

It's like an episode of cheaters
and I'm that dude with the gun
Hiding cameras in your bedroom
Girl, I know what you've done
I might be your baby's daddy
But that don't mean shit
When every dude on the block
Knows that you're a trick

Hey shorty, why you playing games
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped the names and now you got nothing to say

Hey shorty, why you playing games
These games were played, the rules were made,
You dropped these names and now you got nothing to...

Uh, I'm not a rockstar but I still tend to rock hard
You trying to play games tease and trying to keep me rock hard
Trying to make me slap you and see me in the cop car
Catch me speeding in stock cars expecting me to stop hard
You playing with the mind of the craziest kind
Telling me how much you love me when I know that you're lying
You must be snorting lines if you think that I'm crying
You manipulating, backstabbing, cold, and kaniving
I went from last to first but this is first to last
I'm the major league playa you can kiss my ass, trick

(I like this...)
...Part! Shake it like a salt shaker [x4]

Fuck [x4]
Fuck you [x13]

(j.d.) "Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up, okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is ***** about your relationships all day long." [To Dr. Cox] "...And you know what, glare all you want Big Dog, okay, because I'm not afraid of you... Oh no, Jordan's only paying attention to the baby. That must be so hard for Dr. Look-At-Me, isn't it? LOOK-AT-MEEEE." [To Carla and Turk] "...And you two, you're arguing ever since you got engaged, wow you're probably the first couple that's ever done that EVER. It can't be that you're just scared is it?" [To Elliot] "...And you, you know what, let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone, because for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort you guys is while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are."

Turk: How you doin'?
J.D.: Not too bad, considering there was just a bomb dropped on me.
Turk: This thing was bigger than a bomb. It's more like an asteroid about to hit the planet. You know, people running in the middle of the streets like, "Oh my God, it's coming right at us!". Then dudes turn to hot chick and are like, "Look, we 'bout to die, so could I hit that?" And the girl's like "Hell to the no!". But then realizes, "Oh my God, I'm about to die. So you know what, yes you can hit this, but no kissing."
J.D.: That's exactly what it's like.

hollywood whore, passed out on the floor
im sorry but the partys over

cocaine nose and trendy clothes
gotta send her to rehab
she found out she has no soul,
but it really doesn't bother her
white trash queen, american dream
oh what a role model
throwing a fit, making a scene
like no tomorrow

hollywood whore
passed out on the floor
can't take it no more
i'm sorry but the party's over
the talk of the town
is she's going down
i'm sorry but the party's over now

awake by noon, drunk by four
sucked up in the showbiz
your so lame, your such a bore
i wanna kick your teeth in
plastic smile to match your style
we can tell you got a face lift
your so vein, oh so vile
your a number one hit

hollywood whore
passed out on the floor
can't take it no more
i'm sorry but the party's over
the talk of the town,
is she's going down
i'm sorry but the party's over

the cameras are gone
and nobody screams
she couldn't survive her fifteen minutes of fame
her friends are all gone,
she's going insane
she'll never survive without the money and fame
it's all going down the drain..

hollywood whore
passed out on the floor
i'm sorry but the party's over
the talk of the town,
is she's going down
i'm sorry but that party's over

hollywood whore
passed out on the floor
i'm sorry but the party's over
the talk of the town,
is she's going down
i'm sorry but that party's over

wake up, the party's over
wake up, the party's over
wake up, the party's over
wake up, the party's over now

(hahaha) don't let the door hit ya where the
good lord split ya hunny (hahahaha)