I decided, with Jonny, to randomly fuck you all over with deep fucked up mental insights to my little mind.. so here we go.. I shall be posting thoughts, feelings, conversations, quotes, EVERYTHING here..

How it all began:
"Your boring me, so Im gonna waffle on coz Im a loner who has no one else to talk to, so honestly its like the whole, me talking to myself shit, except it involves msn. Awh yea I need t get me one of them 10euro keyboards from Aldi, ya can bend em and pour coffee an shit on em and fuck all happens... fuckin technology baby, thats what that is! Awh Im havin a mad buzz now I am! Jesus you gave me some insight to life ya did, I mean I aint lived this much/well in a long time. Its pretty fuckin class! BE PROUD OF YOUR MONSTER, your dick/sex crazed monster. I really want some shaggin custard.. Awh man i should take all these and just post em on a blog, it'd be like a blog of my mind, my inner thoughts.. fuckin BIG BROTHER on bebo im tellin ya!"

Random moment with Lindsey:
"They're not gay.. Just sexually retarded."

Macdonalds thing:
"Wasn't it just wildly fantastic how we brought so many people together with just one desperate guy called desmond?.. I mean that is just BRILLIANT..Desmond.. God what a tight little batch of fresh first year meat.. yummy! Anyone care for his number? 086245018*.. I'll leave you all guessing what that little last number might be.. It'll show you all how bad you actually want to converse with this sexual cunt! As desperate as he may be, he certainly gets around.. well, he does in Macdonalds.. He certainly brought a large group of randomers together, if thats not something to be proud of, hell I dont know what is.. But he has some fucking cheek t hang up on me! I wanted him, him and his tight little anus. mmm juicy! Ok this is getting a little DORTY! Thanks for the fun after EM lads. KEEP TALKING EAMONN!! You and your wet hard nipples.. Im telling ya, MACDONALDS HOLDS SEXUAL OLD PEOPLE!!"
NOTE: Stink bombs evacuate buildings at alarming speed.

And breaaaath:
"Im in a lovely mood.. its kind of hard to describe. Im pretty sure it happens to everyone, when all of a sudden this wave, a tsunami even, crushes your shitty emotional day and makes you realise how much you got going for you. I mean family, friends, health and all that.. But not just that, just being able to feel happy out of no where has its perks, and it can't all be based on family and health now can it? I think its those little things that happen only every once in a blue moon that slap us with a happy stick. Ive only had very few in my lifetime, and I cant say that all of them last the same time or have the same strength, but I really do love it. I feel like Im living my life pretty well, and Im not gonna change.. why should I if Im happy I must be doing something right? Im going to continue being myself, Im going to give a little more... I suppose keep the 'happy' going.. So yay for happy things. Fuck the bad. Peace, love and all that. SPIFFING!"

Since Saturday...:
"Ahhh since Saturday Im just delighted with the way my life and luck is working out. Things really couldn't be better, Im living it all to the full, over the brim and all that shite. TEA! Tea is really nice and warm. I like tea. SHOW ME!!! SHOW ME!!! Ummm what a fantastic smoke that was.. and honestly, that sandwich was the most perfectly filled sandwich I have ever sunk my teeth into..crusts and all. too much taxi buzz though. Umm I liked that day. Won't be forgotten. All that energy really got to my head, I think I scared many people that day, even my mam heardtoo many words, I spoke a lot that day, and shouted! HA! Oh-ho yes. My happy buzz still lives. I will be ALL the happy ALL the time, and no cunt can fuck that up for me! LOVE and word to your mother."


WOAH WOAH...

I jus wanna let ya's know im havin a great yr so far an its all coz of my AMAZING new friends in the ollies! thanks you guys your all fuckin legends!!!! TJ I MISS YOU!!**MWAH**

~MOMENT!!~
~PENIS TAG!!!!!!!!!~
~YOU LOOK SO *reads hand* BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT!~
~KATES PARTAY!!!~
~OH MY GEEE!!!!!!~
~*COUGHCOUGH* OH PADDY UR SOOO SICK LOL~
~WATER FIGHTS!!~
~OLD MEN ~
~OH WAIT WAIT.... I JUS CAME!!~
~HE'S GONNA SING Y.M.C.A.... I KNEW IT!!!~
~OH LETS FOLLOW TOM AN ALAN T MACDONALDS! WERE DO WE GO!? BURGER KING! ~
~CULLY HAYA [i didnt know how t spell it]~
~NO WIAT THATS ME!!!-MS BYRNE~
~POURRRPLE!!!~
~courtney-"EMMA WHY DO THEY CALL IT CHOP SUEY??" emma-"WHY NOT?!" ms mc cormick "MAYBE THEY ATE IT FOR DINNER BEFORE"~
~BRADY DIDNT KNOW WAT CHOP SUEY WAS THATS WAT MADE IT MORE FUNNY!~
~ARE YOU SMOKIN' BERRIES OUT THAT WINDOW?!?!?! GO TO H2 NOW! ALL DAY!!~
~ARE YA ON THE FLOP MANDA?!~
~TOM MAKES COOKIES WHEN HE'S BORED!! ~
~LUKE MAKES A GREAT GEEK LOL~
~DONAL SOAKIN ME WHEN WE WERE OVER IN THE F-AREA LATE FOR MATH!! ~
~THE GIGS!!!! PADDY CIARA I THANK YEW!!~
~OMG LIOK IM SO EMO LIOK, I THINK ILL GO CUTMYSELF COZ IM SO DEPRESSED LIOK~
~HE'S A SECOND YEAR?!!? EWWWW DONT TOUCH ME!!!!~
~MIDDLE OF IRISH ME AN MANDA... BORED.... "PSSST TOM... BEND OVER!!!" ~
~OMG I CAN HEAR PPL WALKING!!!!!~
~*CHRUNCH*~
~A SPASTICATED DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA~
~DONT YA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HAWT LIKE ME AN MANDA!!!~
~BETCH! LETS GET SOME SHOES! YA CANT TXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!! SHAT BAG!!~
~I LIKE THAT!!!~
~TOUCH MY SOLAR PLEXUS!!~
~SOFA!!!!~
~MS BUUUUUURN!!!!~
~COKE_SUGAR SHOTS&&BABY FOOD!!!~
~*walks into room takes off jaket* AGHHHH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!~
~AW THEM MICE ARE SO CUTE!! DONT DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!~
~*MAKES FART NOISES*~
~*DRAWS ON CIARA WITH EYE LINER*~
~MARSHMALLOWS!!!!~
~AHHHH PUSH IT PUSH IT!~
~MANDA FALLS INTO THE FIRE WHILE "DANCING"~
~SINGIN IN THE STREETS!!~
~MY DRINK WENT THAT COLOR COZA RHE FLASH!! ~
~THE LADS LOOKIN UP OUR SKIRTS AND TOPS!~
~LOOKS AT MEH PANIS!!!!~
~OMG I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!!!~
~FREE HUGS!!!!~
~MANDA FALLIN DOWN DE STEPS! "DID ANY1 SEE??" ~
~ME CIARA AN PADDY AT BRAND NEW!!&&RANDOMERS ROCK!~
~OLD MEN IN THE CHIPPER!!!~
~OMG DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG?!!? ~
~LEGENS!!!~
~FILING CABNIT!! HOW NOW BROWN COW!!~
~I'T TAP THAT!!! *TAP*~
~ANAL LEAKING!!! ~
~SIVE~
~AH JAYSUS THERES A SMELLA PIZZA!~
~MMMM ICING SUGAR~
~SMOOOOTH LIKE-A DUCK!!~
~ME AN ROBBIE IN PE BUMMIN AROUND SINGIN +44~
~YOU SMELL LIKE BLACK! I LOVE MY MAMA!!!~
~ROBBIE AN ME "SHE HAS SOMETHIN BROWN ON HER ASS.. EW SHE BENT OVER!"~
~COOOOOKIE!! ITS A FUCKIN COOKIE!!~
~ME AN IAN QUOTIN SHAUN OF THE DEAD!!!~
~ME&STEPH "POKE ME TOO MUCH AND ILL THROW UP!! XD"~
~ME AN STEPH TELLIN IAN STUFF "OH SHE JUS HELPED ME EXPAND IT"~
~ME T KEVIN "OMG ITS HUGE!!"~
~KEVIN HIT HIS "BOTTLE OFF HIS LEG, THE "WATER" GOES EVERYWHERE!!!~
~EVERYBODY WAS CALLIN ME AN ALCOHOLIC, I LOVED IT~
~THE HANDLE BREAKIN IN THE ROOM!! ~
~ME AND MANDA DANCING IN DRUGS!~
~SHAM!!~
~ILL SKEK YA!!!~
~ILL KICK THE NIPPLES OFF YA!!~
~TICKELY MOUTH!!!~
~ROBBIE COULDNT TALK IN MACDONALDS!!~
~ILL HAVE 3 BURGERS, 2 CURLY FRIES, AND ERM.. A LARGE FANTA!!~
~SIGN ME!!!! GRRRRR!!~
~PUT STUFF DOWN MY PANTS!!~
~FREE HUGS AND KISSES!!~
~SHARING A ROOM WITH SARAH!!~
~DAILY DOSE OF COCK!! (coke)~
~IM NOT STUUUPAH!!~

hu do ya wna b??????????? jus picl one! oh yea!!!

My boyfriend -
My Wife-SARA POWER!!!!!
My Other Wife!-KAREN CAPRANI!!!
My Husband -LIAM TAAFFE!!
My Mummy -LEAH MOHAN!!!!
My Daddy-SCOTT LYONS!
My SexyGranny-MICHELLE HANSBERRY!!!!
My Big brother -
My Little brother-
My Big sister -
My Little sister-
My Old Biddy of a grandmother-AMANDA HEENEY!!!!
My Uncle -
My Aunt -
My Cousin in law -
My Daughter -MEAGAN COLFER!!
My Son -
My Brother-in-law -
My Sister-in-law -
My Sexy best friend -MARIA HACKETT!!!!
My Other best friend -
My Bit on the side -CIARA MOORE!!!!
My Niece -
My Nephew -ROBYN FITZSIMONS!
My Guardian -GAVIN DUFFY!!!!!!
My Personal shopper -KEENA!! [CATRIONA COLWELL]!!
My Sex Slave-COURTNEY GRIFFIN!!!
My Shoppoholic friend -
My Lil cutie pie-
My God mother -PETER KENNEDY!!!
Da God father - PETER MC CORMICK!!
My Crazy Siamese twin -CHRISTINA MCHUGH!!!
My Valentine -
My Chatterbox -COURTNEY GRIFFIN!!!!!!!!!
My Hot admirer -
My Messer upper -
My Cleaner -
My Lover-MEGAN DUNNE!!
My Horny Friend-BOBBY PHEALAN!!
My Crazy Buddy-
My Bebo Bud-
My Sexy Butler-MIKE ANDREWS!!!!
My Masseuse-MEGAN DUNNE!!!
My Dog-MATTHEW REYNOLDS!!
My goldfish-JOHN REYNOLDS!!!!!
My Next Door Neighbour-
My Sexy Six-Pack-Er-
My lil girlie-JOHN MURPHY!!!!!!
My love -SARAH KEHOE!!!
My dear-
My inspiration-UNA BRENNAN!!!
My god-DEAN MCEVOY!!!
My Stalker-MEGAN DUNNE!!!!
My Fairy god mother-
My sex slave-SIMON DAVIS!!!
My mad friend-KAREN DUNNE!!!!!!
My sham[??wtf??]-
My pirate!-SARA POWER!!!!!!!
My randomer who has ricket sex wit me an bobby!-MARIA HACKETT!!!!!!!
My fellow follower of shaun of the dead!- IAN FAY!!!!!! "im goin t the shop you want anythin??" "cornetto" NUTTY BUTTY!! lmao...