Dave Quinn
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- Jest z nami od: December 2006
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- Motto
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- <------------Golden Gate Bridge
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Fighting about religion is basically just fighting about who's got the better imaginary friend...
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. - Who Remembers???
- *When Mr.Lowney used to sniff the chairs to find out who farted?
*Being called out of class for "bullying" Patrick Dorgan when it turned out it was all in his head!!!
*That sex talk in third year where Mr Shanahan said we would all be getting erections in the Corn Flakes isle of the L&N?
*That Mr.Costello was in fact an Ape?
*Mr O'Shea askings QUESTINS?
*Who got the IDEE?
*Take out the 205 Exam Papers!
*When he used to run out of space on the blackboard he used to draw on the wall...
*That Roger Podger is STILL selling Xmas Trees
*Fishlet
*Barrys Gasp when he tried to fire the ball of paper at fishlet
*Timing a certain batty at eating his sausage roll
*The day the above mentioned batty got hit by an apple in the head
*Killians vodka rage in Galway
*Fire extinguishers and showers dont mix
*That night ALL barrys class were going out!
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Stuff we've robbed in California
1. A couch
2. A bench
3. An Office Chair
4. A Patio Chair
5. Another Chair
6. A coffee table
7. A TV
8. A computer table
9. Loaf of bread
10. Peanut butter
11. Microwave Popcorn
12. Noodles
13. W*****
14. Body Board
15. Ma*****
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When God Created Ireland
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for seven
days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him.
He enquired of God "Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son,
look what I'm after making".
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?"
God replied
"It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it
Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For
example, there's North America and South America. North America is going
to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining
them will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of
whites in the North and another one of blacks in the South."
Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"
"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place.
That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains,
lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline. These people here are
going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the
world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm
going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on,
and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to
drink."
Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder
and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second,
what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?" God
replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next door to
them!!
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Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
VHI - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, Irish dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby's feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Ireland crazy! They pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think Ireland darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
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ya defo av to come over!!! ur livin it up so in london!
im on facebook aswell awh wish i was in london... im bck 2 col week ater nxt!
ya send me on ur num anyway!! nd av 2 organise a trip over to ya's!x
hey hun!! how are ya gettin on in london???
not sure do i av d right num 4 u..... will u send t n thru mail??xxx
i have decided, we need a night out
Holidays?
master quinn ... Any pics of the other night ?
hmmm......
flashback of runnin round dancefloor with you,,,for wat dont ask me
good nit??i hear you proposed to aine!
spring breakkk
a diva is a female version of a hustla...see ya in a few weeks
happy valentines dayyyy
ur always blaming other people eh y cant u just accepted u messed up lik!! ha
im still odd..that love meant nothing 2me
not even an invitation
havannas sunday nite again??
hows the mosher??
daveee,. wish i cud go out
come out tomorrow night??? 
jus on to her der now planning it
il drive to hers prob and she said we'l get dropped to yours then or one of us will drive ahhh im so excited lik 
!!go on away im distractin you from study haha!will ya ya thurs even birthday boy...
ha ha it'l be cool!people be der al rite..mit drive to aines at 6 and prob get taxi to yours..wil hav to see!u startin 2drink after exam on thurs???
oh out to find you dave
met with guys for dinner!!
tink we do it wed again its xmas lik 
!!!tink she gota work
lor comin with me after her work though...stil in ya house?? you cant wait i bouse.....how you set for moro???
you sud be studyin dave!
haha...in cit today with ruth god was empty...we took a small break ha..stop its gonna be crazy by sounds of things!!cool talk soon dude
Hey dave.
if ya can make it all d way ta mayo!!ha!!
long time no talk.
jus letting u know I'm having my 21st on Saturday 3rd of January in the electric mouse pub in Kiltimagh. MAYO!!
Late bar until 2am. Should be a gud nite.
Hope to see you there!
Happy Birthday kid!!!
ah tits, i kant go thurs anyway im gn ta germany wednesday...... again 
just for a few days.... bollox anyway...... ill meet ye over xmas tho n i akt mean it dis time orite we'll sort sumtin out boi!! maybe new years if dere is anytin at all hapnin in da Collig!!!!! Good luck in da aul exams kid, id say ur final year is deadly!!! 
Bit late but sure fuckit, i taut u had ur bday already n not invited me n i was like dat fuckin kunt!!!