Strive on, I must.
Yes I miss her!
All too much!
But one day we'll meet again.
She'll still be there to be my friend.

She is free now;
Gone to God.

She wouldn't want me to mourn her death;
But celebrate her life,
And know that she is now walking by God's side.

I am grateful for what we had!
Together we were happy;
Together we were sad.

You did so much for me oh mother dear.
So now I'll say my prayers and hope you hear...

Guide us, guard us and protect us.

Rest is peace Mammy!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

371………Me: Is regiggerable a word?
Lee: No!
Me: In my dream it was…….

372……….Shane: You so have to live here next semester Mike.
Mike: I don’t care what happens but I’m licking Shane’s nipples by the end of the night.

373………..Becca: I hate feet.
John: Well…..too bad!..........cos ya have them!

374……….Ian: Aw ya should go on the Texas Giant!
Lee: Where’s that?
Ian: eh..Texas!!!

375………..Me: (quoting Charlie’s quote-#22 All women were born as tampons.
Mike.F: (just after coming into the conversation) And now I realise why I’m wearing a suit..*takes off coat*

376………..Me: Stop rubbing my tit.
Lee: That’s your shoulder you tit!

377…………Jane: Ash take out your pigs willy.

378………..Colin: If you have a gay dream does that mean you’re gay?!

379…………Christina Train: Do you have a teaching voice? I have A voice!!

380…………Al: (about his smoothie) Tastes like someone shat on my weetabix.
Tuna: Either way Al, you’re eating your breakfast the wrong way.

381…………Tuna: Get away from my penis!

382…………Mike: Drunk? Me? …….I’m slightly intoxicated.

383……….Shane: Mike makes me wet!

384……….Paddy: Nechropellia is funny!! But ya don’t want it to happen to you.

385………..John: Ian you’re making talking noises with your mouth!......I don’t wana hear them!

386………..Evita’s friend whose name I forget: Is this an electric shower?
Evita: No this is a water shower…

387………..+Banofee Tart Saga+
Laura: No you’re a banoffe tart!!
Laura: The tart is sagging.
Laura: No I don’t want any tart. I’ve got a thing in my mouth.
Laura: The tart’s crumbly bottom..That’s what you like….ya pervert! Lee: Dirtbird!
Laura: Stop poking Ria’s saggy tart! Lee: Sure that’s what she’s paid for.

389…………Me: You’re eyes look really blue in that picture…
Laura: They are blue…*opens eyes really wide and stares at me* SEE!!

390………..Laura: We should all get naked. *takes off sock and waves it in the air* WOO!!....Ok I’ll put my sock back on now….That’s a bit too far!

391……….. Laura: Num num num…*licks Lee’s leg* Tastes like pink!

392………...Paddy: I don’t like the taste of ball skin in my mouth.

393………..Lee: Thanks for last night. Was fun

394………..Me: He’s not that fat!
Laura: Ah but he is…for a ginger! Ya don’t usually see fat gingers! They spend so much time running away from people with hair dye….

395………...Mike F: *as a girl with a furry hood approaches the window) You’ve got an Eskimo at your window! Go North!!! Go North I say…

396…………Me: Ow! Burney!
Laura C: Well it is fire Ria!

397……….Charlie: She might as well have been rubbing her nipples.

398………..Ovy: (to me as I laugh) What’s wrong with you? Are you high or something?!

399………..Charlie: *takes out onion ring* My one has a hole in it! That’s not good enough! I want the holey part back ya hole stealing bastards!!

400………..Laura: It’s cold! Too cold for my boobs (Talking about her phone)

401…………Shane: Mike did it…
Mike: What was that?!
Shane: I said Matt did it…

402…………Charlie: Isn’t Shane homophobic?....What’s with the gay covers?!

403…………Rob: Spread your legs bitch! You’re too long for the room!

404…………Charlie: We broke in…..
Me: No Charlie we walked in…..

405…………Lee: The hoover is shite! I suck better…

406…………Laura C: (in Shanowen) Where’s my cardigan?
Rebecca: It’s in Shanowen…..The apartment…
Everyone: *laughs*
Rebecca: Well excuse me for being scientific about my findings…

407…………Me: Did you see a guy run off with a

SCHOOL/PORT

1. Mine and Debbie’s legendary remake of Macbeth!!! Never to be forgotten!!! Still makes me laugh each time.

2. Cycling in the woods with Mikey and Ashley without brakes …BAD idea!! Flying down a hill straight into the barrier, flipping over….then the dog sitting on my face while the others broke their holes laughing at me.. ..among several other falls!

3. The water fights with Jason, Peter and Ian. Clara making up a mixture to throw at them-‘period juice’ hahahahaha!!

4. In Mount saint annes with Clara, Peter and David. Me in absolute hysterics of laughter at the spoons!!!!!!!

5. Me, Christina and Debbie barber shop singing

6. The cat jumping in Christina’s window…almost giving me a heart ttack

7. Me and Debbie in English class!!!!! Laughing constantly!! The fart poem that we wrote.The naked lady in witness. Underlining random words in poems and novels to make whole new stories ‘square babies are watching me’

8. Me and Eilis being subject to experimental observations in Irish..or so we claimed Guinea Pigs!!!!

9. Mine and Eilis’s irish class in general The hair ball. Beating the crap outta each other. Throwing the pens all around the room. Me stroking her leg to freak her out That worked so well!! Acting out the scenes in the stories and poems…

10. Ringing the phonebox ‘do the chicken dance’ ‘will u be my friend?!?!’

11. Ringing childline! ‘NO IM 9!!’

12. Dragging around GG’s bag saying ‘I’m going on holidays’

13. Singing Christmas songs to strangers.

14. Me, Debbie, Karen and Cathal-trip to the zoo

15. Camping with Debbie, Christina and Melissa!!! hearing giggling and humming…being full sure it was Yvonne and them..getting the call the next day-‘yo alien’

16. The craic Peter and I had waiting for the buses after the Junior Cert!

17. Jumping of the railing in the canteen, my skirt getting caught..and obtaining the nickname-Mary Poppins.

18. Me and Katia in Tech Graph being moved to the top every day, yet sitting back in my normal seat the next day…u think she wudda copped ‘stop eating my grass’ ‘I hear voices!’ ‘Spikey thong’ ‘pole stuck up her hole’

19. First yr sports day-putting all the tug o’ war ropes on me…My ribs hurt after that..

20. Clara going to the Deli in the Homer mask!!

21. Cinema in Tullamore-Man giving out shite to us! Then seeing Mr. Nolan afterwards and running to tell Clara and them and bumping into the cleaner and spilling the stuff everywhere



DCU

1. Ken saying ‘security’ at my door. Scary!! Branno and Brian hiding in the kitchen. Leeanne hiding under the covers with my t-shirt on backwards and inside out... They will never see u there Lee!!

2. PJ Gallagher and Aidan Bishop gig- Bishop taking my phone, me saying ‘They’re gone for a pint’, Ben getting all paranoid when Gallagher didn’t believe he was from Monaghan, Lee saying ‘GOD NO!!’ when asked if she was from France..

3. Me LEGGIN it back to my room cos I thought I left my cooker on..and it wasn’t..

4. My carrots.. ’nuf said

5. Toga Party!! ‘nuf said..

6. Me and Vickie attacking Lee in Vickie’s hallway.. Who knew a person could be so tickly..?!?! Vickie’s roommate coming out to see what the commotion was all about and finding what looked like Leeanne being raped by us..

7. Our adventure into town.. ’I smell wee!!!!’ Me and Charlie being too cheap to buy the photos in the booth..so I took pictures of us on the screen on my camera..Me and Orlaith whipping each other in the shop

8. Brian and Charlie tryin on mine and Lee’s dresses..

9. Random formal dress day.

10. Vickie getting her head stuck in Shane’s window.

11. Me, Eoin, Alan and Laura (m.e.a.l) chucking my food into a saucepan and