"Full of biscuits and gravy and pancakes and eggs!" Hayley Williams

"If you're not attending the @surfrider event tonight, you're basically kicking mother nature in the nuts. Why would you do that?!?!" Mark Hoppus

"i bet chicken farmers are bummed that people laugh every time they talk about their "prize-winning cocks."" Mark Hoppus

"I'm gonna give Bill Gates a bubble bath...." Tom Delonge

"summer is nearly at an end. bring on the pale and pasty versions of ourselves!" Mark Hoppus

"chuckles norris is a clown that shows up at parties and roundhouse kicks kids in the head." Mark Hoppus

"Trying starbucks instant coffee. Really hoping it pulls through. This could be genius!" Taylor York

"Responsibility.... What's that?" Hayley Williams

"Sorry my stumpy thumbs missed the "a" in aisle. Honest mans mistake. You all are brutal angry 50 year old middle school teachers." Chad Gilbert

"It's funny because all of you correcting my spelling are all spelling it different. Haha. Etiquette is the right way!" Chad Gilbert

"At home with the 3 most amazing lil humans ever!!!!!!!!! They've gotten so big. Good times." Travis Barker

"Kanye West has officially earned the title of King Douchebag! Way to go dickhead. To think I thought he was kinda cool. LAME....." Chester Bennington

"At jury duty. Just got kicked off the jury in a case about police harassment. I wonder why?" Tom Morello

"I only packed clothes for our California shows... So Zac and I are shopping for winter time, since it's cold as a witch's tit now" Hayley williams

"After a long night of shooting and killing thousands of zombies in uniform. I'm pooped. Night y'all." Hayley Williams

"compared to the tour bus, my bed at home sucks. i fall asleep and wake up in the same city?!?! what fun is that? my house needs wheels." Mark Hoppus

"There's a Party in the USA on our bus right now. Ian wants our drummer Cyrus to marry Miley and take her last name so he can be Cyrus Cyrus." Chad Gilbert

"Happy Hump Day, everybody. Go... out there and... hump something cool." Hayley Williams

"It's not rainin there now but soon as the weather finds out we're comin, Hurricane Dildo will head straight to Franklin" Hayley Williams

"The elderly lady I just robbed at gunpoint called me a "very bad person." The nerve! She doesn't know me well enough to judge me like that!!" Mark Hoppus

"is radiohead threatening me?! thought for sure he said "this is what you get when you mess with us..." i didn't know i was messing with them" Mark Hoppus

"my wii fit trainer says i am a "yoga master". i am quite convinced a real life human yoga trainer would say the exact opposite. technology!" Pete Wentz

"One day I want to have a moat around my house. Then ill consider myself a success." Pete Wentz

"Hearing two older women discuss the benefits of waxing kind of started the day off on a strange foot. Let's bring it back around!" Mark Hoppus

"Daylight Savings Time gives me an extra hour of insomnia!! Win...?" Mark Hoppus

"Trick-or-treating. Strongly enforcing the "dad tax" on candy. My son does all the work, I collect 10%. More candy = higher tax bracket." Mark Hoppus

"What the WHAT? Steve Guttenberg, Christie Brinkley, AND Chuck Norris all in the same infomercial?! I wish this were a crime-fighting movie!" Mark Hoppus

"Since no Dashboard tour and I'll be home I've decided to fill in that time by Stripping.Let me know of any parties you want to hire me for." Chad Gilbert

"Today I'm gonna find that flashing star from Mario bros that makes me invincible. Bowser makes me so mad!!!" Mark Hoppus

"Just had a red skittle. This is the first skittle I've had in at least 3 years. I'm going to explode into sunshine... And a rainbow." Hayley Williams

"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want - good or bad. when you're finished, post this little paragraph on your Blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you!"

1.Whats your name?
2.How old are you?
3.Do i know you?
4.Do you like me?
5.Do you love me?


Me !

1.Pretty?
2.Ugly?
3.What was your first impression of me?
4.Do you talk to me?
5.Would you hug me?
6.Would you kiss me on the cheek?
7.Would you kiss me on the lips?
8.Would you hold me hand?
9.Would you go out we me?


What would you do if !

1.I died?
2.I ran away?
3.I stole from you?
4.I kissed you?
5.I hugged you?
6.I asked you out?
7.I felt your bum?
8.I Cryed?