Once upon a time, Gabe was restling with his brother nathaniel, Nathaniel got off Gabe and looked down,"GABE YOU MORON, DON'T A BONER!", Nathaniel ran off crying, while gabe was lying there. Gabe dug in his pockets and took what he thought was advil, he noticed he took the wrong pill, and the last thing he remembers was making a snow angel, now he was laying on white crystalwater, splashing and giggling. Chelsea came along, doggy paddling, he opened his eyes and saw her,"HI YOU," he screamed, she flashed him and he went floating down the river, once he was on land, he dried himself off. A tree that looked like it was an ass, had a hole. Gabe decided to sleep their for the night. When he woke up, there was something big in his pants, then he noticed that it wasn't in his pants, he looked down and saw that his poppa has grown, he took a look around, gabe ran away screaming, then christina aguilera showed up touching vanessa hudgens, they were both n-n-n,"naked,"gabe didn't mean to say that. They both looked at his direction, and had the biggest orgy ever.
Gabe ran home, and ate apple candy, but it was tomato covered in ketchup. His mom and dad kept looking at him, so Gabe went upstairs, then noticed his poppa was still hanging out of his pants. Nathaniel barged into his Gabe's room and saw what he thought he was seeing...Gabe touching his poppa. He fainted, but Gabe was only trying to put it back. Ania showed up, and started to kiss Gabe's poppa. Gabe was giggling, and zipped up his pants. "That tickles!" he screamed laughing, then ran happily downstairs, out the door back into the snow. Nathaniel came out,"I'M NOT A WHORE,"and started running away crying. A hideous monkey showed up, licking Sofi's neck. "EW!" Gabe grabbed Sofi, and went to the mall. Donkeys were getting ride, gorillas were....

(STILL WORKING ON IT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT)

Once upon a time Gabe was jogging on the side walks and turned around and saw Sofi. He waved unstoppable and really hard to get her attention, all of a sudden he was in a cage with a horney lion. Sofi tried to get Gabe out to dance and shake her booty with him, the lion growled at her and jumped on Gabe, Sofi got jealous and shot the lion, and got Gabe out and pointed at a twig, then noticed it was his penis. Sofi laguhed and picked it up and saw white luiqid coming out of it, Gabe laughed and Sofi ran away and ran into a elephant then started spanking him with her hands, Gabe video taped it and ran to a animal porn shop and made millions of copys around the world, Gabe was happy with himself, so he got Sofi to watch it. She got turned on and sprayed hair spray at Gabe. He started crying so they went to the ZOO to watch some animals get molested by a crazy mouse. They ended up in concert of Britney Spears. Her bust came out at Gabe. He ran away while a guy was shooting her bust and busted her busts and the air blew Sofi into a stripper club wherhe she finally had a chance to dance with Gabe. So they did till Michael Jackson came, so they ran happily ever after.

ps: not realleh funneh atm, but ill sort it out

MADE BY: Gabe Andrews Josh Smith
FOR: Sofi My Man :]]

Once upon a time, a little pink blob decided to hump a yellow polka dotted hippo, but then a huge dishwasher washed them away into the deep-blue sea where the big bad scary blob blaster. Then Santa raped Gabe. He was very happy. The baby's name was Santa Jr. Kluff who ate all the cookies.Then he decided he should jump hard on Gabe’s box so it squished like a pancake. Then, Gabe cried until his eyes hurt a lot. He found a new box but Santa Jr. Kluff tried to steal it, but failed because Gabe kicked him and ran into the laser dome. Then Gabe’s penis shrunk and he said,“OMG! What am I gonna do now that I have a crazy child?!”, and then he was hungry for rainbow skittles and tried to figure how to get some big yummy chocolate covered feet with big hairy toes .“You smell!”, said a hippo with a pink bow on its little hiny, “I am trying to get some rainbow skittles for myself cause I’m a whore.”, and Gabe wanted to go find some skittles because he is hungry, but skittles give him happy little hallucinations of space men and gnomes fiddling with Gabe's ears and trying to eat his eyebrows. So, then a gnome said to Gabe, "I’m gonna take a picture with all carboardboxkids and Gabe of course!” Then, Gabe stripped covered in gooey marshmallows and custard. Then, he was molested by Barney and Gabe got all excited to be molested by Barney because Barney is big purple and gay. He was dancing in the rain with BJ, chanting something loud, and throwing batteries at old socks with great big holes in them. Then, he dropped dead because Rachee killed him with her pogo stick. Then, he screamed like a bitch and started humping a cardboard box. After that, him and the box ran away together and went to Candyland to eat lots of candy. They got fat and shit their underpants. Then, they met a hooker with herpes. She wanted them to do finger painting with orange paint, but they had no fingers or arms. So, they all ate ice cream like dogs!

-MADE BY GABE
ps: made this fast, not realli funneh