Bryce Mc Cullagh

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If you can't lift her don't shift her mate!

X-FACTOR is for faggots and birds(with too much time on their hands).

James O Leary is gonna be on methadone soon, he is also 3 million yoyos in debt.

"Wheres your passport?"

"Will we get some skag?"

"I hope you don't think youre gonna score tonight cos you look wrecked"
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Dublin Bus drivers and cyclists primarily
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Being rude, being inappropriate, offending people with my bad language, cursing in general, insulting randommers from the safety of a moving car, coffee, the way that I only have to cook once a week, gumtree, face-grabs, bitta casual racism, chinese jokes, luas trips into town on a night out, youtube, taxi drivers, lapello's lappy, the fact that James is contemplating methadone experimenting to get him out of debt, Jay-Z, Notorious, UCD library, learning, not having a clue where I am on a night out, sleeping partners, house, lucre, cheap sweets, my bed in Cork.

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  • Why Men are Better than Women

    10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

    I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

    9. Men are not sponges

    Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

    8. Women are racists

    Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

    7. Men live less than women

    The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

    6. Men write illegibly

    Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

    5. Jesus was a man

    Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

    4. Men wear watches

    Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

    A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

    3. Boys destroy things

    The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

    2. Marriage is stupid

    Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t

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  • Bryce's Guide to Pulling Birds


    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls a$s. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. when she gives you a present on yo

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  • 101 Things To Do Before Leaving UCD

    Mount a horse in the veterinary building

    Do the mystery tour

    Abseil down the quinn building

    Score pat patterson

    Make it your mission to annoy libo-cop

    Lead a protest, about protesting

    Join a shitload of clubs and societies during freshers week and get involved in none of them

    Have a breakfast bap from the restaurant, everyday

    Jump in the lake

    Start your own religion

    Get fed up of jumping in the lake and jump in the pond behind the vet block

    Break into the observatory at night time and get stoned

    Master the art of “walling” (Contact Dave Redmond 086-3605557 for personal tuition)

    Fail an exam

    Cheat in an exam

    Offer dram soc. Members a bath

    Wonder how the hell half of the students in UCD got into college in the first place

    Develop a toilet wall alter ego

    Act like you’re in transition year… the whole time

    Go to Club 92

    Live to regret going to club 92

    Sleep with a DJ

    Sleep with an Auditor

    Score Aisling Mc Hugh

    Ménage a trios

    Make a 9 o’clock lecture. One should do it.

    Join a dance class

    Moon a lecturer and run out the fire escape

    Steal something from perk

    Go drinking in the tunnels

    Get arrested

    Get Evicted

    Scale the wall of the library

    Get lost on campus during your first week

    Discover the art of spooning

    Hide in the bushes outside the engineering building, and wait for an intellectual to walk by….

    Laugh at the girls with orange skin walking around campus

    Laugh at the boys who consider themselves “male models”

    Have a gay/straight experience, the opposite to whatever you are

    Sprint the concourse, in your knickers

    Have a golden week, or even a golden day!

    Fall asleep in a lecture

    Get naked in a lecture

    Repeat a year (or two…. or three)

    Spend a day in the lifts of the arts block going up and down singing “sponge bob square pants”

    Make friends on campus so you’ll always have somewhere to stay

    Attempt to start a riot, for the laugh

    Question your sexuality

    Go for a POH (Pint of Heineken) in the KOD (Keily’s Of Donnybrook)

    Pull a runner on a taxi driver

    Score Dave Mc Donagh (he loves the younger ones)

    Eat in “The Gigs Place” after a night out

    Drink Dutch Gold

    Learn to like Dutch Gold

    Get to the stage where you complain about the price of Dutch gold

    Contemplate the legality of Magic Mushrooms

    Eat Magic Mushrooms and remember one thing… “It will all be ok in 5 hours!”

    Realise that you just cant get a good pint out of a plastic glass

    J1

    Learn to live off a budget of €10 a week

    Start a food fight in the restaurant

    Start a drunken sing-song on the 46A

    Get in a drunken fight on the 46A

    Get bollock naked in a night club…

    Get thrown out of that night club for doing so…

    Get sick in a lecture

    Get libo-cop’s autograph

    Join a sports club

    Entrust a life altering decision to a magic 8-Ball

    Wonder if people from Leitrim actually exist

    Learn to appreciate the unique effects of Buckfast Tonic Wine

    Master the art of smuggling a bottle of vodka into a club

    Loose the D4 image

    Give head for grades

    Discover what and where the blob is

    Mount the blob

    Pull your own pint in the student bar

    Spend a full day playing pool in the trap

    Rob food from the restaurant

    Enter iron stomach competition

    Live through three more renames of the arts café/ finnegans break/ hilpers

    Party with the Erasmus kids.. They’re a crazy bunch

    Befriend people from the country

    Have a ceile on the roof of the ag. Building (access through the vents)

    Get involved in a drinking game during freshers week and live to regret it

    Sleep with someone during freshers week, then blank them for the rest of your college years

    Come into college early enough to steal the Fresh Bread delivered to 911 mmmm good

    go on a surf trip, then ask when the surfing actually happens

    Ring the restaurant and ask to

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Name :   Bryce Desmond McCullagh
Nick Name :   Bruce
Birthdate :   19/05/88
Birthplace:   San Francisco
Current Location:   Dundrum, Dublin.
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brown/Blond
Height:   5"10 (Taller than Luke)
Weight:   10.5st
Piercings:   None
Tatoos:   None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Nope
Vehicle:   Vintage 93 Ford Fiesta Freestyle II (Wouldnt drive anything
Overused Phrase:   "No genuinely", "did you actually?", "ledge-babe"
FAVORITES
Food:   Carbonara Pasta with Clonakilty blackpudding for college
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Pacha
Candy:   Haribo lovehearts
Number:   88
Color:   Blue
Animal:   Beaver
Drink:   Jack Daniels
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Buttocks
Perfume:   Issey Miyake L'eau D'issey Homme
TV Show:   Only Fools and Horses
Music Album:   Song: My Moon My Man - Feist (Boyz Noize Remix)
Movie:   What ever redtube.com has on offer
Actor/Actress:   Denzel Washington
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate....easily
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   Head
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Rap
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Happiness
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Midnight...roughly
Most Missed Memory:   Roebuck....at the moment
Best phyiscal feature:   My hands
First Thought Waking Up:   It's cold
Ambition:   The world
Best Friends:   The guys
Weakness:   Smoking, stubborness, arrogance
Fears:   Fear and failure
Longest relationship:   A year, give or take
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Define partner
Ever been beaten up:   Loads
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Im sure I have at some stage
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yep
Been Dumped Lately:   Certainly not
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue/Green...either or.
Favorite Hair Color:   Anything but an Albinos'
Short or Long:   On the long side
Height:   Doesn't matter
Style:   Original/unique but not too much so
Looks or Personality:   Both but more so on the looks side
Hot or Cute   Hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Fat
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Colombia, Panama, Cuba, Israel, Russia, Thailand
How do you want to Die:   With all guns blazing
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yes
Get along with your Parents:   Fantastically
Health Freak:   Not particularly
Do you think your Attractive:   Smoking
Believe in Yourself:   Definitely
Want to go to College:   Not anymore
Do you Smoke:   Yes
Do you Drink:   Yes
Shower Daily:   Is weekly an option?
Been in Love:   No
Do you Sing:   I would have said screeched but whatever
Want to get Married:   I can' t see it happening somehow
Do you want Children:   Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   I heard sex is deadly!
Hate anyone:   Loads and then some.
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    • Siún Mc Cullagh
      Siún Mc Cullagh

      Happy Birthday Bryce,Hope you have a good day.

      27 weken geleden
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      Hello :) nice page, wb 8:58:12 AM

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    • Janet Mc Cullagh
      Janet Mc Cullagh

      hi petal, look me up om messenger janmccullagh@hotmail.com xx

      27 weken geleden
    • Samantha Kelly
      Samantha Kelly

      Hey lad how r you? Havin my 21st dis sat in imperial. Hope you can make it from half 9 on.. Hope all is well.

      28 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Sadhbh Marron
      luv Sadhbh Marron

      your addicted to bebo babes

      35 weken geleden
    • Coppers Rox
      luv Coppers Rox

      luv for our top friend :D

      40 weken geleden
    • Dannys Sxi Beur
      Dannys Sxi Beur

      wat da crack kid? you still at dj-ing?

      41 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • James O'Leary
      James O'Leary

      Hey man sorry bout that i cudnt hear u when u rang and ive no free calls so cudn ring u back

      42 weken geleden
    • Twentyone Club
      Twentyone Club

      Hey Bryce Mc Cullagh

      Chris Brown After Party @ XXI

      XXI will host the Official Chris Brown After-show Party on the 31st of JAN

      Tickets on sale now at 21.ie 0876887322 for info.

      TO ALL CHRIS BROWN FANS: COME PARTY WITH HIM @ XXI - DUBLIN

      After his huge sell out party with RIHANNA at the last after-party (8th of Jan), CHRIS BROWN will be partying at the exclusive after-show party in XXI on Saturday 31 of January.

      AKON After Party @ XXI

      XXI will host the Official Akon After-show Party on Tuesday 27th of Jan

      Tickets are €15 and are on sale on the night

      Come party with Akon and his Entourage at XXI on Tuesday Jan 27th

      44 weken geleden
    • Mairead Deevy
      luv Mairead Deevy

      hey byrcey how was your christmas and newyears? you up in dublin yet? am bored out of my tree here at home cant wait to get back now these holidays are really starting to drag on!xxx

      44 weken geleden
    • Gearóid Murphy
      Gearóid Murphy

      Hey Bryce, heard u sold the Fiesta!! Have a good Christmas?

      47 weken geleden
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      47 weken geleden
    • Janet Mc Cullagh
      Janet Mc Cullagh

      an u my dear! happy new year too xxx

      47 weken geleden
    • David Shine
      luv David Shine

      alrooooi man, ah sure listen d heavier u get the tankier u l b ha, ur prob out havin a bita stephens day banter now, im jus outa bed havin a bita brekkie.... im getin bak on the 7th of jan i think, in sydney for d last day tday nd den hedin inland to alice springs nd den dis surf resort on the coast for a week...the women are serious here, dey r unreal, seen some absolute crackers! u hav a gud xmas ye?? no doubt il chuk u a buzz on new yrs, dont do anythin i wudnt do ;)

      47 weken geleden
    • David Shine
      luv David Shine

      Hows himself???? Happy Christmas.... yob ur family a hello from me! il drop u a call before new years, Australia is epic!!!

      47 weken geleden
    • Sarah
      Sarah

      to be honest i was hoping u wud have the maturity and non-arrogance to rise above this. thers still hope for u yet, ur just misunderstood

      48 weken geleden
    • Sarah
      Sarah

      ye cos id say i initiated that!! wouldnt even shake my hand to settle our beef..

      its a shame cos u used to be sucha lovely lad..

      48 weken geleden
    • Melanie D
      luv Melanie D

      Im just doin a part time computer course in st.johns! Its alrite like,sumthing to do anyway! Ya,ill prob be in clon alrite sumtime over xmas!..we shud go for a drink or sumthing if ur around!

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    • Melanie D
      Melanie D

      whats the craic bryce?! melanie here..not sure if u remember me?!! just said id say hi anyway! wat u up 2 these days?!

      48 weken geleden
    • James O'Leary
      luv James O'Leary

      Gti next so. You'll be grand like if the worst comes to worst you'll havta repeat it no panic, ive failed one defo and hopefully will claw a pass in the rest. Im jus after booking the match tickets for the camp nou, €180 for 2!!! premium level grandstand its gona be fucking quality! Heading out in cork tonight and lads from college are coming down to clon saturday so goin out for that aswell. Oh did you take out "THE SYSTEM" in the car? i'll chat to ya at the wknd so x

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