Here is a list of some convos I had on omegle

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wer frm
You: the moon
You: ...
Stranger: iam also
Stranger: ru f or m
You: Which crater?
You: I live in 83b, darkside
Stranger: iam 11890w dark side
You: There is no 11890w, it only goes up to 99z
Stranger: can i see u r face
You: No, My face is the private property of the United states military
Stranger: ok
Disconnected

This dude was boring to fuck with

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Stranger: heyy
You: Greetings
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 m russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Fucking Peadophiles

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You: o to yiggity yo!
You: Damn, typing failure
Stranger: what the fuckass
You: Haha
Stranger: ill rip your head off
You: Why?
Stranger: cuz your a smelly bitch
You: Your mother is a smelly bithc
Stranger: your vag smells like rotten mea
Stranger: meat
You: You mothers vag smelled liked cooked meat from the friction when I was finished with her
Stranger: try creativity, it never killed anyone cockbitch
Stranger: then take two steps back and literally fuck your own face
You: That was creative Asshat
You: Nice
Stranger: you look like my ass hair
You: Holy shit you type slow
You have disconnected.


Ok, this one nearly made me wet myself. "then take two steps back and literally fuck your own face", I must admit that was mildly origonal/funny. And this guy did type slow. It took him 20 seconds to make his last statement.

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You: Hi
You: Make me laugh
Stranger: Hola mi nombre es Angelina nice to meet you. Soy española.
You: Oh crap...
You: I... I...
Stranger: ¿qué?
You have disconnected.

Where the hell did she get that upside down question mark.... See how ignorant i am?

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I wish I could find this person and beat the rude out of them

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Stranger: hey
You: SHITCOCK
Stranger: asl please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was so very immature of me...

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Stranger: Talk dirty x
You: All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Stranger: BORING !! my vagina wants penis !!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Holy shit....

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And then i got kicked off the computer.

Try Omegle, Its fucking hilarious

that you should never do ANY of the bebo apps.

I just did one to find out "how interesting I am" and it said I'm Hitler...

Of what fucking relevance is that to how interesting I am?

Well not really. Don't get defensive Jacob.

I have taken after the example of mister Storm and decided to rant and rave like a madman in my own personal internet blog. Unlike Jacob, I have topics. And unlike Jacob, I'm probably not very funny. Screw it, I'm gonna do it anyway.

So, today's topic is "Really STUPID (I see why Jacob likes bold) words that either shouldn't be in the dictionary or have no reason to be there"

We, as fluent speakers of the English language, know that English is an abominably stupid dialect. It pulls words from Latin, French, German and god knows what else and warps them so that we neanderthals can pronounce them (especially us Kiwi's, who apparently have the same accent as neanderthals).

But there are some things in our "Complete Oxford English Dictionary" that must have been put there when the authors were high on LSD. These include things such as:

Bun fight
Full Blown AIDS
bechamel sauce
bull dust
cedar of Lebanon (a terrorist group maybe?)
mbaqanga (OK I'm relatively positive that isn't English

And one which my mother (the great Mrs. Allom, teacher of English) recently said to me:

Abscond. Hearing this gave me the immediate thought "Shit, Picasso's become a baker. Note to self: Don't eat his muffins, They will be bad for digestion". But once I actually found out how the word is spelled it gave me another thought: "OK, either that's a typo, more weird word warping for wankers, or they were on more LSD than I thought".

Oh wait I've found another. psychoacoustics.... serial killers with guitars? This goddamn language makes no sense at all I tell you, none at all!

But wait, don't think I've exhausted my supply of LSD conjured words (I could probably make one up and you'd all believe me... but I'm not). Villosity.... I mean c'mon, are they trying to confuse us?! If that's supposed to be "velocity" I'm sorry mister Englishman but I recommend you get off the hallucinogens or whatever the fuck it is that you're on before writing a chucklefucking dictionary!!!!11!!!1!!!!one!!!!!11
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Why couldn't I have been born in Germany where they have a language that makes sense... for what I know of...

Well that's about enough from me, I'm freezing my tits off and getting angry that I was born into a society that speaks such a misinformed language

Goodnight lords and ladies, may you find intelligence in a place where they speak a proper language and the education system wasn't designed by absolute fucking retards.