[u]Me nd Kim walkn tru twn...[/u]

Loz: I woz makn ice-cream cones all day!! Kim: Aww...I want ice-cream!!
Loz: Haha
Kim: Ohhh, I got an ice-cream man!! Loz stops, looks @ Kim nd laffs.... Kim: Wait I mean I got an ice cream!!

[u]Me, Kim, Niamh nd Donna in Kim's house...[/u]

Kim: Ur deep in concentration der Lauren.
Loz: Kim, is ur cat eaten de leaves off dat plant??
Niamh nd Donna nd Kim proceed 2 fall around de room laffin.

[u]Me, Niamh nd Kim walkn up towardz Niamhs ouse[/u]...

Niamh: Eww dis Red Bull is mank!!
Niamh starts pourin it ou on2 de road.
Kim: Niamh wot r u @.?
Loz: Niamh if ur gna waste it u cud @ least send it 2 de 3rd world...dey need it.
Kim: Wot r dey gna do wit it?
Loz: I dunno...wit all dat caffeine dey'll propably b bombin it up nd dwn 2 de wells everyday??
Kim nd Niamh fall around de place laffn
Kim: Lauren, dat's terrible.
Loz: But sure it's tru!!
Niamh: OMG...Lauren said de funniest ting...she wants 2 no, shud horses in de special olympics not b special aswell??
Kim: Lauren...dat is sooooooo stupid. lol
Loz: But dey shud otherwise dats like a from of cheatin. lol

[u]Me nd Kim up de twn[/u]

Kim: OMG...u just split a pole!!
Loz: Ahwell @ least if I get hit by a bus nd end up paralysed we av an excuse 2 get de wheelchair ou of Dunnes!!
Kim: Oh yeah, nd we cud pimp it ou.
Loz: Yeah we cud get sum big ass spinners 4 de wheels.
Kim: nd we cud paint it metallic blue nd put iPod spearkers on de bck of it
Loz: Y iPod speakers?
Kim: Dat way, ur iPod will b on de bck so I can rob it lol

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Ever heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

1. Taken a picture naked? No!! Do I look like an overly sociable person??
2. Painted your room? No...but my parents did with my consent
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Nope!!
4. Drove a car? Emm....I think so??
5. Danced in front of your mirror? LOL Yeah....Sad I know!!!
6. Have a crush? Yes...but I'm not tellin!!
7. Been dumped? Nope!!
8. Stole money from a friend? All my friends are poor!! They steal from me!!!
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yup!!
10. Been in a fist fight? Does me and Kim bitchin on Centras windowsill count??
11. Snuck out of your house? Nope!!
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? No!!
13. Been arrested? Not yet....??
14. Made out with a stranger? Hell yeah...and he was FINE!!!
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Can't remember??
16. Left your house without telling your parents? No...but I've left the house and they forgot I told them I was going out!!
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? NO FUCKIN WAY!!!!!!!!
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Ohh yeah!! sure who hasn't?? "cough" Kim!!!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yeah...when I was stayin at a mates house!!!
20. Seen someone die? No...but I've been around people who are dying!!
21. Been on a plane? Yes!!
22. Kissed a picture? No....thats fuckin sad!!
23. Slept in until 3? Yeah!! I need my 16 hours a day!!
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Not right now!!
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah when I was like 5!!
26. Made a snow angel? Same answer I gave for number 25!!
27. Played dress up? Yes....when I was wayyyyy younger!!
28. Cheated while playing a game? All the time!!!
29. Been lonely? Nope!!
30. Feel alseep in school/work? Many a time!!
31. Been to a club? Ehh....does Rapture count??
32. Felt an earthquake? No...I live in Ireland....all we get is fuckin rain!!
33. Touched a snake? Nope!!
34. Ran a red light? I don't drive!!
35. Been suspended from school? No!!
37. Been in a car accident? No!!
38. Hated the way you look? Only when clothes don't fit right!!
39. Witnessed a crime? Ahh yeah...sure it's normal around here!!
40. Pole danced? Nope!!
41. Been lost? Yep!!
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes!!
43. Felt like dying? No...I'm too young to die!!
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Not sure!! But I've cried because I couldn't sleep!!
46. Sang karaoke? No but I started a sing along!!
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? All the time!!
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes!!
49. Caught a snowflake on your tounge? No!!
50. Kissed in the rain? No!!
51. Sing in the shower? all the time!!
52. Made love in a park? No....way to public
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah...and it was good!!!
54. Glued your hand to something? No!!
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No!!
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No!!
57. Been a cheerleader? Don't have cheerleaders in school....cheerwhores maybe??...unless they're sick!!
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes!!
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Eww..No!!
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Nope!!
61. Played chicken? No!!
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No....my mates no I have a fear of drowning!!!
64. Broken a bone? Fractured a bone more like!!
65. Been easily amused? Yeah!!
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes!!
68. Cheated on a test? Ohh...yeah!!
69. Forgotten someone's name? No but called them the wrong one!!
70. Slept naked? No!!
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No!!
73. Blacked out from drinking? No but I've gotten extremely dizzy!!
74. Played a prank on someone? Ohh yeah!!
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yeah!!
76. Made love to anything not human? Ewwww....noway!!
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Nope!!
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No!!
80.