James Havlin
-
männlich, 24,
139
- von Saltcoats
- Ich bin In einer festen Beziehung
- Profilaufrufe: 2.635
- Zuletzt aktiv: 7 Stunden her
- www.bebo.com/Darth_Shoobert
- Fotos von James Havlin (9)
- Nachricht senden
- Skin verwenden
- Lieblings-Skins
- Profil teilen
- Bebo Missbrauch melden
schließen Über mich
- Motto
- Not as axciting as nathan explosion!
- Ich über mich
- Repeat after me fuck queen and country!
- Music
- Dethklok!, Bullets and octane, iron maiden, Trivium, Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, CKY, The Eagles, GG Allin, Children of Bodom, Hatebreed, Lacuna Coil, Metallica, Cradle of Filth, Led Zeppelin, No Doubt, Motley Crue, The 69 Eyes, Morrissey, The Smiths, Marmaduke Duke, Garbage, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Biffy Clyro, Slayer, Clutch, Smashing Pumpkins, Rudy & Blitz, Stone Temple Pilots, Billy Idol, Suicidal Tendencies, Turbo Negro, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Rammstein, Goldfrapp, HIM, Marmaduke Duke, Nightwish and many many more
- Sports
- scotland national team and rangers
- Scared Of
- party popers
- Happiest When
- Chillaxin with nicola
- Meine bessere Hälfte
-
All mine forever!
schließen Freunde
schließen Quizzel
- And the next line is..... Schon 14 Gewinner
- How well do you know the real shooby? Schon 12 Gewinner
schließen Blog
-
hand of god
You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out,
You put your left hand in and you shake it all about,
You do the hokey cokey and you score a goal,
That's what it's all about,
Oh, Diego Maradona,
Oh, Diego Maradona,
Oh, Diego Maradona,
He put the English OUT, OUT, OUT!0 Kommentare 371 Tage
-
Tale of the Irish Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money. Between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately
ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin' me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub
----------------
Now playing: Metallica - All Nightmare Long
http://foxytunes.com/artist/metallic...0 Kommentare 438 Tage
-
scum
A man and wife both wearing celtic strips walk out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.
Husband says ' Oh for fuck sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
__________________________________
_________________________
My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else.
She said she wanted to come back as a pig.
I said, 'You're not fucking listening'
__________________________________
_______________________________
Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan , told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
__________________________________
_____________________________
A woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'Get this out of me, give me drugs!'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you cunt'.
He replies casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing?'
----------------
Now playing: Metallica - The Day That Never Comes
http://foxytunes.com/artist/metallic...0 Kommentare 438 Tage
schließen MindJolt Games
schließen Footy Bets
Latest Bet:
I just bet 1500 on a 2 match accumulator
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||
schließen Zodiac Love Profile
Capricorn |
Your positive traits: You are serious about relationships and ready for a commitment. You tend to help your partner attain the success they dream of. You are a rock. Relationship problems don't seem to phase you. Your negative traits: Sometimes it's very hard for you to accept your partner's past. You are emotionally reserved, and difficult to connect with. You expect your partner to take care of you - and make cheat if they do not. Your ideal partner: Is incredibly powerful and well respected. Is often older than you - and could be a superior at work. Has a good amount of money... or the ability to be rich someday. Your dating style: Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you. Your seduction style: Bossy - you like to be the one in charge in the bedroom. Slow and patient. You know that good sex takes time. Calculating. You'll use sex to get ahead, if necessary. Tips for the future: Open up. A little emotional expression is a good thing in relationships. Leap before you look. You don't have to run a cost benefit sheet on everyone you date. Enjoy the now. No need to worry about marriage on the first few dates. Best color to
attract mate:
Dark green
|
Or check out these great apps -
The Sex IQ Test!
How Blonde Are You?
Which Desperate Housewife Are You?
Which Sex and The City Girl Are You?
How Hot is your SexLife?
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Which Spice Girl Are You?
Are you a Good Kisser?
What Color Are You?
Your Zodiac Personality!
Add Daily Babe to your profile!
Fun Animated Gifts!
mostGorgeous!
Show your Mood!
LOVE gifts!
Me to You- Send Tatty Teddies
Join the Fight Club!
Send Naughty Gifts!schließen Bands
schließen Whiteboard
schließen Fotos
-
me and nicola
(23)
-
My Album
(47)
-
Prague
(48)
-
Prague prt 2
(17)
-
2008 mofo's
(44)
-
Glasgow
(17)
-
too drunk to fuck
(30)
-
Scotland v norway
(17)
-
funehs
(18)
-
Fave bands
(20)
schließen Kommentare
-
1 Woche her via Handy
PriincessPink
heyyy
, im good thanks, youu??youu been up to much??...yip im a mum now, thats my little boy nearly 3 & a half months
time flys in...been buying his xmas the past couple days...Xxx
-
2 Wochen her
-
2 Wochen her
Mark M
howdy mate, what you doin in Dunoon? you workin over there?
We need ye back mate, Hunterston is full of boring cunts noo!
Next time i'm passing i'll pop in and see ye, haha
Have some man love
-
9 Wochen her
via Handy
-
10 Wochen her
-
Lefty19 Wochen herProbly coz of the summer holidays. U not in dunoon full time yet then? Get yer arse back doon the bowlin
-
25 Wochen her
Mark M
I ordered a chicken parmo about...Ah dunno..yer talkin about 5 minutes ago...........NOW WHERE THE FUCKIN 'ELL IS IT?
Ave that yer immigrant!
-
26 Wochen her
-
26 Wochen her
-
27 Wochen her
-
28 Wochen her
Nicola Sixx
Theres like a band or a song or something called too drunk to fuck isnt there, I feel like iv seen it written on a tape at some point in my life
I miss you loads too, bet your still asleep, imagine like 3 hours at college then sleeping lol
lazy
anyway i forgot to tell you, get your ass back here
-
29 Wochen her
Nicola Sixx
Kiss lol "the only way of loving me is to pay a lovely fee"
Ha Ha you love Moulin Rouge.
Oh guess....... -
33 Wochen her
-
34 Wochen her
-
Scott Knight34 Wochen herjust make sure that you dont drink so much that you dont get on the boat
-
Scott Knight34 Wochen her
x is for martin
your brothers already got round to cracking his joke about me no going to amsterdam.you doing much tonight? -
37 Wochen her
Weatherslag
lol :p
nice one man :>
wot ya been up 2? im jus sittin playin killzone 2... shud keep me busy until resi 5 next week... cannot fucking wait
how shocking was the football last nite? im not happy bout it at all... cunts
furr uu xx xx x
So this means you have to join gmail now!
Stephanie Cataldo 0 Antworten<3
Hehehe. Dude, this is the finished article.
Stuarty Boy 0 AntwortenJimbag as Satan's bitch haha.
... not that it was my fault.
The Tangent 0 Antworten