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Boy Racer
A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.

Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.

Am i a flirt?:
2. Am I sweet?:
3. Am I crazy?:
4. Am I loveable?:
5. Am I funny?:
6. Am I annoying?:
7. Am I Sexy?:
8. Am I daring?:
9. Am I a good person?:
10. Am I a good dancer?:
11. Am I a fun person to be around?:
12. Am I a good friend?:
13. Am I always looking for a good time?:
14. Am I always looking for an adrenalin rush?:
15. Am I horrible?
-WOULD YOU-
1. Hug me?:
2. kiss me ?
3. wud u Fuck me?:
-WOULD YOU(OPPOSITE SEX ONLY)
1.Ever go out with me?:
2.Ever think i'm hot?:
-IF YOU COULD-
1. Do one thing with me what would it be and why

prayer

We believe in one god, the TOYOTA, Almighty maker of GLANZAS and SUPRAs All that is TURBO and twin TURBO, WE believe that they can do over 200mph, and there dump valves go woosh ! Amen Glanza prayer Hail mary, full or power, The Glanza is with thee, Blessed art thou among civics, and blessed is the TURBO, that makes it so fast. Holy mary mother of god, pray for us, racers, now and at the hour we are doing 200mph, Glory be to the turbo and to the dump valve and to induction kit as it was in the beginning A world with out DESELS ! Amen.