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Jerry Coakley

Jerry Coakley
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  • Male, 26, Luv 15
  • from skibbereen
  • I am Single
  • Member since: December 2006
  • Last active: Jan 13
  • www.bebo.com/senoircocknose

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
up da rovers!
Music
kings of leon
Films
Legally blond 1 and 2/ Miss congineality 1 not 2
Sports
staring competitions
Scared Of
Beer running out
Happiest When
On da beer and sleeping
saddest when
i dont find a women on i night out so i settle for COLLAPSING ON THE GROUND DRUNK
wolly hat
i love my wolly hat..

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    • Beer VS Vagina

      Beer VS Vagina

      1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
      One point to BEER

      2.Warm beer tastes awful.
      One point to VAGINA

      3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
      One point to BEER

      4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
      between your teeth, you may vomit.
      One point to VAGINA

      5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
      I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

      6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

      7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
      One point to VAGINA

      8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
      One point to VAGINA

      9. You normally don't find old beer.
      One point to BEER

      10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
      One point to VAGINA

      11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA

      12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
      One point to VAGINA

      13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
      One point to BEER

      14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
      One point to BEER

      15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
      One point to BEER

      16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
      One point to BEER

      17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
      One point to BEER

      18. Beer doesn't have a mother
      One point to BEER

      19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
      One point to BEER

      20. You can have fun with beer everyday of the month.
      One point to beer

      FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 8
      That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

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    • Billy Cummings
      Billy Cummings

      OMG... this girl is topless on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on CarliKobisxdaec@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

      10/28/10
    • Billy Cummings
      Billy Cummings

      I snagged $496 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://bit.ly/aoiZvH Your going to be so happy!

      10/25/10
    • Marie Collins
      luv Marie Collins

      where ave u been all my life jerry jerry;)

      11/18/09
    • Natasha Barry
      Natasha Barry

      Hey:) My 21st is nxt sat d 29th in d courtyard in schull.... Hope ya can make it:D

      8/22/09
    • Ci Dwyer

      come off the stage.... Drink is the devil

      7/9/09
    • luv Ci Dwyer

      hey ya, Hows the hand after last weekend?? Was it broken or what? Niamh was trying to look at it ya big baby!

      7/3/09
    • Maura McCarthy
      luv Maura McCarthy

      John..........claude............va  n.............dam................. :P :P :P

      6/18/09
    • Patsy Mc Carthy
      Patsy Mc Carthy

      heya, im having my 21st n travellers rest n caheragh on fri d 22nd may it'd be great if u cud make it, bring whoever all welcome!, session on, hope ta see u der!!

      5/5/09
    • Marie Collins
      Marie Collins

      very jerry!hi thats my jacket hi.!?:D .OH very sick yday.:(

      5/5/09 via Mobile
    • Mademoiselle Diane Xxx

      i headed in to skibb! the joys -ha!! im driving to donie's ting later aldo.......unfortunetely i won't be getting drunk!:( :L ye headn over?

      4/17/09
    • Mademoiselle Diane Xxx

      Jean claud van damm!! god jerry if i've heard dat once i've heard it a 100 times!!!!! down in baltimore da last time......u kept at it lik! ahhh! in the paragon i'd day it was taken! last time talking to me was dat w few wks ago yaaa?:o

      4/17/09
    • Mademoiselle Diane Xxx

      dear lord! jerry...-->>wtf man! ya started way too early!ya donie txtd me bout dat alrite....i'd say afew of us will go! ***early ,...HAPPY BIRTHDAY***:D wot ya doing 4 it ...skibb?............hold off till d afternoon anyway sat......or the same ting will happen again man!! jerry ur lukn super here..................:L

      4/17/09
    • Mademoiselle Diane Xxx

      i bet.........ya rite! im on facebook to but it aint great,............wot u make of it? um...maybe sat nite! were u out last wknd never saw ya?:P

      4/17/09
    • Mademoiselle Diane Xxx

      jerry thats a fine skin you got going on der!:L :L

      4/16/09
    • Ger Finn
      Ger Finn

      oh yea...that'd b them alright..id say there stuck in drugs or something...all these "walks" and malarky! oh yea? christ boi, i hav a spot of phone trouble too! i took it to a dude in ross to hav a look - dunno wats happening with it boi!

      4/16/09
    • Ger Finn
      Ger Finn

      i got rear ended there the day after paddies day and need a quote for repairing! realy ?? wat are they at ?

      4/16/09
    • Ger Finn
      Ger Finn

      not quite! hav to take my car to a garage! fuck sake boi!

      4/16/09
    • Ger Finn
      Ger Finn

      i loved that game boi! i was some dinger at it too ;) haha! it might not b long now boi the way things are! and sure how bad too! thats wat its for! wat u do most days? i think so..dave is anyway..not sure about mike...i know we'll go on the piss :D

      4/16/09
    • Ger Finn
      Ger Finn

      yea boi im up for that! twud b like...like the good aul days! will i bring up "syphon filter" for the PS1 too i will ?! ha! Ill pick jeff up on the way? Sure u cud call up here to boi , we havnt yea banned ....yet, jus come the front door and avoid the patio door for fuck sake ;)

      4/15/09