Martin Randles
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männlich, 25,
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- von Kilgarvan / Cork City
- Ich bin Mit jemand zusammen
- Profilaufrufe: 9.967
- Mitglied seit: February 2006
- Zuletzt aktiv: 7 Wochen her
- www.bebo.com/martinrandles
- Fotos von Martin Randles (3)
- Nachricht senden
- Skin verwenden
- Lieblings-Skins
- Profil teilen
- Bebo Missbrauch melden
- Motto
- da big 50 part 2
- Ich über mich
- Pretty in pink
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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wil he survive london???.....
- Music
- im only trying to live a dream like every1 else mika all da way....
- Films
- walk hard
- Sports
- ballet and vollyball
- Scared Of
- dat videotape in tesco's in killarney being giving to the public after last sat nites madness inside there by me..wat da fuck was i thinkin lik...
- Happiest When
- im eating mushroom pate.. (i know what your thinking but have you tried it... hmmm making u hungry aint i u fatty)
- Unhappiest When
- farting
- Looking forward to
- Mahonys wedding to the Japanese chick will it ever happen or does she even exist?
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schließen Quizzel
- How well do you know certain facts? Schon 4 Gewinner
- How well do you my friends and of course myself? :) Schon 19 Gewinner
- i know ur sick of my quizzes but i couldnt give a shit... Schon 16 Gewinner
- How well do you know Martin? Schon 26 Gewinner
- how well do you truely know da great Mr.Randles? Schon 12 Gewinner
schließen Umfragen
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Kevin " who in his spare time like to dress up as an old women" Cahill
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Jonathan "Clean Ass" Mahony
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Martin "Horn Dog" Randles
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Connor "Da Alcohalic" De Barra
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Ciaran " The Barmaid" Fitzgerald
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Kevin " who in his spare time like to dress up as an old women" Cahill
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What do people think of Jonathan Mahony?
- A Mad fucker
- A quiet ole chap
- A bully
- A sexiest
- A fantastic volly ball player
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THIS QUIZ IS FOR ALL MY FAVOURITE SLUTS N HORES OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me!!
what do you think of me??
copy and paste it into a comment and add your answers
why not ans it while ur here!!!!!
1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
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Podge & Rodge Sayings
I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
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Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.0 Kommentare 1311 Tage
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| Name : | Martin Randles | |
| Nick Name : | theres several of them... id need more space | |
| Birthdate : | 14 - 9 - 1984 | |
| Birthplace: | Cork | |
| Current Location: | Cork City | |
| Eye Color: | blue | |
| Hair Color: | black | |
| Height: | 6ft 3ins | |
| Weight: | 86kg | |
| Piercings: | yep.. ear | |
| Tatoos: | no | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | no | |
| Vehicle: | nissian almara | |
| Overused Phrase: | how tings? | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | seeds and honey | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | long island.....da classic...grand in killarney | |
| Candy: | im full at da mo cheers.... | |
| Number: | 3some | |
| Color: | pink | |
| Animal: | oscer | |
| Drink: | budweiser | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | ass (clean prefered) | |
| Perfume: | hugo boss | |
| TV Show: | home and away | |
| Music Album: | id listen to anything | |
| Movie: | any porn.... | |
| Actor/Actress: | any porn actress.... | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | dnt like either | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | try to stay away from chippers... | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | hot chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | hug...love da hugs | |
| Dog or Cat: | dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | more dance myself... | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | funny movies | |
| Love or Money: | money.... then you can buy her love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | anytime really with shift work | |
| Most Missed Memory: | getting da clothes washed n food made for me... | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | my right hamstring its soooooooooo tight | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | toilet time... | |
| Ambition: | to be famous.... watch this space | |
| Best Friends: | mike,lee,mahony,kev,conor,mick,james,fitz | |
| Weakness: | my right leg n left arm i reckon.... | |
| Fears: | not becoming famous.... | |
| Longest relationship: | 6 months.... | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | yes... | |
| Ever been beaten up: | yep.... | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | yes... | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | think so when young... | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | yes...cum on its me lik... | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | once again its me lik...capable of anything | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | nope...i do da dumping.... | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | ginger | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | blond | |
| Short or Long: | short | |
| Height: | 7ft i like da bitch big | |
| Style: | horny | |
| Looks or Personality: | oooo personality then again abit of looks aint any harm | |
| Hot or Cute | bit of both | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | in da middle | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | austria | |
| How do you want to Die: | in peru naked tied to a door.... | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | nope... | |
| Get along with your Parents: | big time | |
| Health Freak: | very much so... | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | im fantastic.... | |
| Believe in Yourself: | kinda | |
| Want to go to College: | did... wouldnt go back think of da cost??? | |
| Do you Smoke: | no | |
| Do you Drink: | yep... cutting it back big time | |
| Shower Daily: | yep | |
| Been in Love: | yes | |
| Do you Sing: | yes | |
| Want to get Married: | wel see no interest for another while 2 wild i am | |
| Do you want Children: | wel see | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | a u cant beat da polish lads....thats gone a while back now | |
| Hate anyone: | dnt think so... i like to forgive n forget.... | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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 | I'm The Lively Center of Attention (Your score is 44) Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. |
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Roisin O'Sullivan20 Wochen herWhats the poa for 2moro nite so?
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C U ALL THERE..,
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John McCarthy28 Wochen herforget about the hug, what about that sermon by da priest!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus he's good, and im talkin bishop of kerry good!!! watch this space!!!!
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Roisin O'Sullivan28 Wochen her
Funny guy
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Natalie Mc Sweeney28 Wochen herok wheres my msge gone???
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Natalie Mc Sweeney28 Wochen her
hows my randy man???
Give me news its been 4ever tut u were calling 4 tea da kettles been boiled for over 2 wks now xxx
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Roisin O'Sullivan28 Wochen her
How many more times did ye drive around town after that... gimp
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Regina Harrington31 Wochen herHos is it shocking eh?
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Emma31 Wochen herWell Mr. Randles i only remembered now tat i was talkin 2 u last nite!!!! Long time no c !!!!!!
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Mike O'Connor32 Wochen herWent up torc thursday evening with the FCA its nothing!!
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Roisin O'Sullivan32 Wochen her
I happen to be a soccer fanatic... ok no not really dere were loadsa tickets shur and ya i woz in Cork airport but u never came to visit me.... what friendship?
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Ann O'Sullivan32 Wochen heri come home bout every second or third week, ders nothing to do n kenmare at al. ya im gettin on a bit alrite, im gonna hav to try an grow up a bit and act like a 25 yr old
wens ur birthday?
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Roisin O'Sullivan32 Wochen her
Whos this?
Smile!
Marje A 0 AntwortenIv no luv left to send so I drew you one instead
Nicola Obrien 0 AntwortenWord Iceman congrats on ur award winning,
Oisin De Barra 0 AntwortenI pity those poor Killarney kids on ice
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