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Things I will do with Ocean!! ^^,
1.say hi
2.hug Ocean
3.wonder why i never did this before..
4. say WE ARE EQUAL!
5. give her elizabeth arden make up for her birthday so she will get an allergic reaction =D
6. make pancakes and shove them down her throat................
7.go to claires with ocean to buy hello kitty stuff cause im too scayuhd to go alone!! lmao
8. PUT CONDOMS IN OLD PEOPLES TROLLEYS! =D
9.rape someone and get a ride home with them and they have to bring the whipped cream, cherries, bondage tape and fluffy handcuffs cause it will be kinky rape
10.start a company 'Bye-bye doggy' -- A knock off version of hello kitty which will be more popular ^^
11.watch all 95 episodes of jackie chan adventures without food breaks or bathroom breaks! that would take a grand total of...95 x 25.........minutes XD
12.become nocturnal like we are now and sleep during the day and stay up all night discussing serious world issues and politics
13.become bats
14.fly into old peoples wigs and lift them off!!
15.make a tv show called the jackie chav adventures about the adventures of a chav named jackie
16.go to the asian shop and buy pocky and be greedy pigs and not let anyone else have it cause pocky is magical and as bats we need all the magic we can get
17.reminisce about the night we spent together...............talking online
18.stay in a hotel in tokio and steal all the used towel, soaps, curtains, slippers and the cereal - just in case we get hungry! ^^
19.make a snowman and name him sandwich. sandwich will be a supermodel for the byebye doggy clothing line.
20.change each others underwear
21.pick out gay fluffy socks for mee!
22.kill all the zombies that eat pancakes with sausages and syrup. i mean what the hell? hock icky is that. they are NOT real people! they should DIE
23.we will also kill those who dont like cake. i mean wtf?
24.purchase, give birth to and raise two tamogotchies
25.teach ocean how to backcomb her hair with her hands XD
26.crush biscutis and put them into long sticks and cook them and then melt bananana's in a sausepan and make banana pocky =D
27.ocean will pierce me =D2 Comments 214 weeks
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something to waste 5 mins...
1. Slept naked? yup
2. Taken a shower with someone? NO
3. Been kissed? yup
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Stole anything? uh huh
6. Been in love? who cares
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend? well it was more like "simon im taking this money!"
9. Gotten in a car with a stranger? yup
10. Been in a fist fight? ahm...its usually more people beating me and me not doing anything...if that counts
11. Snuck out of your house? Yup
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yup
13. Been arrested? No
14. Hugged a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah...
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yup
18. Skived? ?
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yup
20. Lost a friend? not really
21. Scared of flying IN an aeroplane? Nope
22. Been to an island? Yup
23. Slept in until 3? yeah
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? nope
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?? yeah
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? ha probably
28. In a game did you cheat? lol always
29. Been lonely? all the time
30. Kissed more than 3 people in one night? dunno
31. Drank on the street? yeah
32. Felt an earthquake? nah
33. Touched a snake? NO
34. Ran a red light? nope
35. Been suspended from school? yup. twice. getting my third after easter holidays D:
36. Had detention? yeah
37. Been in a car accident? nah
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? haha no
39. Used a fake id? no..
40. Crawled through a window? haha yeah
41. Been lost? many times
42. Been out of the country? uhhuh
43. Kissed someone of the same sex? nope
44. Cried yourself to sleep? probably
45. Asked a boy out? only eanna grealish......and he said YES!! IN YOUR FACE CAZ!!
46. Who do u have a crush on at the moment? ...
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yup
48. Did u ever have a fight wit a teacher? loads of times
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no
50. Kissed in the rain? yup
51. Sang in the shower? of course!
52. Made love in a park? no lol
53. Had a dream that you married someone? hahahahaha,HA. i wont say. ;]
54. Glued your hand to a table? no lol
55. Been turned on in public? ha yeah
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? nope
57. Been a cheerleader? hahaha totally *gimme and e-a-n-n-a-i-s-s-e-x-y!*
58. Had more than 8 girlfriends? nope
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? ew no.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? i like being scared so no
61. Played chicken? yup
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? not a pool but the lake...and it was really cold..
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? ? yeah lol
64. Broken a bone? yup :]
65. Are easily amused? totally XD
66. Laugh so hard you cry? haha yeah
67. Mooned/flashed someone? no hahahahaha
68. Cheated on a test? loads
69. Forgotten someone's name? yeah lots of times
70. Went commando? no lol
71. Done something dumb while drunk? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, yes.
72. Kissed someone ugly? uhm....i didnt think they were ugly at the time
73. Blacked out from drinking? yeah
74. Played a prank on someone? Yup
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yup
76. Made love to anything not human? yeah eanna
77. Failed a class? oh god yes.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yeah hahaha air freshener wood at erykas house lol
79. Smoked pot? Yup
80. Cheated on a boyfriend?i would NEVER cheat on my eanna
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? no..
82. Thrown strange objects? yeah haha
83. Felt like killing someone? god yeah
84. Ran away from home? hahaha kinda
85. Got caught doing something naughty? yeah...
86. Got a piercing? yeah a few..
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the whole jade goody thing
Now I dont like speaking ill of the dead but am I the only one who's gotten annoyed with how the uk and ireland has handled this whole jade goody thing? Im not saying that dying of cervical cancer isn't sad, but i'll let you in on a little secret...244,000 women die of cervical cancer each year. So why should any of us bother wasting our time worrying about one person who a year ago was a racist bully? Now you might say oh shes changed since then! Well what has she done since then to make a name for herself? Done a fitness DVD which was shit, set up her own perfume company which by the way got taken off the shelves because of her bad image. "But what about her kids?" well think about how shit their lives are now because of their mum whos dead, looked for sympathy about her cancer the whole duration of her having cancer and not actually spending time with them, now you can say oh she set up the deals with the journalists so she'd have money for her children for when she dies but if that was the case she wouldnt have had a wedding that was nearly a million pounds! "but think about all the stuff she did for cancer awareness!" She didnt do anything for cancer awareness! she did it for jade goody awareness! If any of it was for cancer awareness she would have done something with some kind of organisation, rather then whoring herself on the front page for months on end! And now stephen fry is comparing her to princess diana! Can anybody else see the fucking blatant hypocrisy in that!? Now dont take me for someone who finds cancer funny cause i really dont, what i do find funny is how much hypocrisy we are living in, one person dies from cervical cancer who a year ago we all hated cause she was a racist bully and a bad mom, but now she's gone shes a fucking saint. Now this took me friggin AGES to write so i dont even care if you hate me because of it, get some perspective on the world.3 Comments 215 weeks

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