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David Cooke

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Tagline: we're number 1 in your face space coyote
Me, Myself, and I: <---me gettin hassled by the man!
bebo is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"%%"£$"%"^£$"%"^"^workin in karma at the moment keeping the mutton chop dream alive.i live in galway with some gimps(thats right they're actual gimps wit masks nd all)blah blah man united blah halo blah pro e blah books you know!Check out my John o facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!contrary to popular believe i dont like seagulls.their gay.

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Music: chilis chilis chilis funk punk and whatever sounds decent sublime drum nd bass IRON MAN John O Shea
drink: its a bin?
john o shea songs: iron john oshea, dirty oshea, oh baby i love oshea, uptown johno
Scared Of: horses aliens.like what the fuck fuck do they want with us.do we bother them?no!fuck off aliens this is my planet.alien horses?!?!?stickin my feet out over the end of the bed.my legs falling off the list is endless!
Happiest When: touchin ezra.running away from the scene of the crime.earnin money im no longer a bum.i actually have a job!playin video games watchin john terry fall on his arse while losin the champions league ahahahaha!
favourite insults: 1.Bagle 2.You Mop! 3.Dirty Spud Eatin Bitch(thanks ez)4.You Funkin Prink 5.Your A Winner!
things i hate: justin timberlake he looks like a limerick scumbag.bad music.americans except for jake faintguy sean m and others i cant remember.loud drunken girls omygod im so drunk!fuck off!!!people who wear santa hats wen its not xmas.wakin up in some random house wit no jocks.bein hungover.snow patrol .being sick.bein old.pooprunning out of toilet paper.socks with individual toe holes.john terry, frank lampard, steve gerrard, ronaldo.students.spar rolls(sometimes)seagulls, xmas
, xmas shopping, karma, c.ps, infected pork

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John O'Shea Facts

Fact: John O'Shea will have his cake AND eat it.

Fact: 1759 is not printed on the Guinness glass because it was the year it was made, its the amount of women John O' has slept with.

Fact: N.A.S.A once hooked a computer up to John O' to try teach it some things but it just blew up.

Fact: Every time John O' scores a goal a starving child is saved.He'd score more goals but he likes laughing at Bono's crap efforts.

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Fact: Stevie Wonder once looked direclty into John O's eyes.Look what happened to him.

Fact: Figo became infertile when John O' nutmegged him.

Fact: Women cant seduce John O' ,he must seduce them.Look what happened to Amy Winehouse.

Fact: A documentary was once made about John O' its called "Commando".

Fact: John O' taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

Fact: John O' is hundreds of years old he just changes his name every so often so as not to arrouse suspicion. Socrates, Leonidas, Darwin, Einstein, Malcolm X, David Duchovny.

Fact: When John O' laughs it kills butterflies in China.

Fact: When John O' was a child he wasn't afraid of the dark.It was afraid of him.

Fact: Theres the speed of the sound,the speed of light and the speed of John O'(which is so fast John O' can nutmeg himself)

Fact: John O' invented crack.

Fact: John O' puts his pants on two legs at a time.

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john o shea

When Johnny goes marching down the wing
O'shea O'shea
When Johnny goes marching down the
wing O'shea O'shea
When Johnny goes marching down the
wing the Stretford End will f**king
sing... we all know that Johnnys gonna
score...
Nana nana nana nana nana..nana, nana
nana nana nana nana...nana, nana nana
nana nana nana nana nana nana... we all
know that Johnnys gonna score

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Female hormones in beer

Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

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