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Laura Callaghan

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About Me

Tagline: Here we, here we, here we fucking go!
Me, Myself, and I: YOUNG BOY WITH COFFEE: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
LITTLE GIRL: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
YOUNG BOY WITH COFFEE: Cream?
LITTLE GIRL: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

if u wanna know anything about me it'll all be in the autobiography schedueled for next year - "How Laura Callaghan touched me.....in every way"

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"I respect women when I'm on a date, take them to the park or maybe a museum, and I only try to kiss them when they're ready, a woo-hoo, a what what, a what I say what what!"

Music: Prodigy. Tiesto. Lisa Lashes. Marco V. Eddie Halliwell. Oakenfold. Chicane. Darren Styles. Fedde Le Grand. Armand Van Burden. Sash. Just Pounding Pounding Techno Music Really! Anything With MASSIVE Bass!
Films: Team America. The Waterboy. Happy Gilmour. Big Daddy. Borat. Kevin And Perry Go Large. Sister Act. Hocus Pocus. Back To The Future. Home Alone. Mighty Ducks. Austin Powers. Scary Movie. Blues Brothers. Dark Knight. Pretty Woman. Notting Hill. Million Dollar Baby. Boys Don't Cry. Walk The Line. Transamerica. A Walk To Remember. Titanic. Harry Potter. School Of Rock. Gladiator. She's The Man. The Descent. Saw. James Bond. Dumb And Dumber. Miss Congeniality. Pirates Of The Caribbean. Homeward Bound(Sassy-lmao).
TV: ♥The Tudors(So Fucking Hot!)♥ Family Guy. Kath And Kim. Will And Grace. Friends. Frasier. Everybody Loves Raymond. Suburban Shootout. The Amanda Show (I Have To Speak To Amanda!-lmao)
Sports: ♥Celtic.Liverpool♥You'll Never Walk Alone
Scared Of: Pigeons.Public Toilets.Little Girl Ghosts
Happiest When: With My Pals.Intoxicated With Alcohol And Robo-Spazzin To Fedde Le Grand.

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Hawwit.. Yer a Ned Mate

You are a very violent species. Living late nights in the local park you drink cheap wine - "Bottla Bukky" Sworn enemy of not only the emos but pretty much everyone who enters your territory (scheme.) Rain or shine you are up for a fight and a chase off the old polis

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What film would I be in?
1. A Political and/or Royal film a la Helen Mirren
2. Gorillas in the Mist
3. Anything that requires an accent
4. Any kind of porno (you've heard them all..."Mrs Behaving", "Star Whores", "Muffy the Vampire Layer")
5. Any film that has gender-switching roles
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1. Designer & Gold Digger
2. Singer & Dancer
3. Actress & Casino Owner
4. Hoe & Critically Acclaimed Guru
5. Film Industry & God
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2. Middle Class
3. High Society
4. Ghetto
5. Wherever God lives
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Mon Eh Hoops

Today we meet our destiny, fulfill our date with fate, on such tense and stressful days, legends we create, from Boruc to McDonald, behind them to a man, emotions will be fragile, the joys of being a fan, the pride of following Celtic, seeps from every pore, behind them to the bitter end regardless of the score, so sing the songs with pride, songs with which you've grown, and remember as a Celtic fan, YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

My Celtic pride, I will not hide. My Celtic race, I will not disgrace. My Celtic blood, flows hot and true. My Celtic people, I will stand by you. Through thick and thin, till the day we die. Our Celtic flag, always stands so high. Shout this poem louder than all the rest. Cos everyone knows, we Hoops are the best.

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The GW Song (15th May 2006)

Suck ma cock, am dead good, bite ma cherry, you know you should

Am a pure bitch, av gat feminine itch, a need a stitch, piss aff ya witch

Av gat a pure gid jaykit, am pretty glaykit, gimme yer cock, cos a want tae take it

Am pure gid, am pure fine, ooh a sinned, it's no ma line

All ma friends hate me so all a do is snivel, a don't know why thought cause a was a pure gid divil

Now Unis an all that huv left me, am all on ma own, but don't worry cause av gat a hart of stone

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Eyewitness accounts - had the terror attack happened in an American airport instead of in Glasgow Airport.

America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life..I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: "I just wanna get home, away from here..I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane!"

America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Fuck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"

America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up, he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life."

Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis oan fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire? It wis like that"

America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

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King Henry VIII

Henry was never intended for the throne of England. However, the death of his older brother Arthur at the age of 15 and his taking of his dead brother's bride, propelled the young prince into the limelight and laid the foundations for one of the most spectacular reigns in English history. The young Henry VIII was an artist, musician, theologian and sportsman ? the perfect Renaissance prince ? but the failure of his first wife Katherine of Aragon to produce a male heir brought out his darker side. Henry could be cruel and capricious, using arbitrary execution as an instrument of Royal policy. In his bid to produce an heir he would dismantle the established church in England, loot its possessions, and set himself up as an absolute monarch. By the time of his death, his desire to maintain his own magnificent dynasty had seen him marry six times, deplete the nation's coffers, and cut a swath through the English nobility. Yet a new age had been born in the fires of change and though the years had transformed a Renaissance prince into a sickly, overweight tyrant, his rule marked a sea-change in the fortunes of England.