Chester J Copperpot

Im determined to demonstrate that although I may not be particulary clever, I am at least extremely dull.

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Über mich

Ich über mich
I'm currently starring as Jonny Castle in a small production broadway muscical of Dirty Dancing. I get to be myself and have fun with the audience. Of corse my pecks are in a constant state of tenderness from the persistant female groaping. At the weekend I prance around in my Grandmothers underware and an oversized pair of Dr Spock ears. They're harder and harder to get hold of.
Meine bessere Hälfte
Nessa Phelan
Scared Of
Nothing. I have no fear! No feal I tell you. Im part man part machine. Oh wait, Im terrified of spiders. And raw celery. In fact it's like cryptonite to Superman. Funny, thats another similarity between me and Superman.
Happiest When
Some of you may remember my previous definition of happiness. Under no pressure whatsoever and totaly of my own free will, I have come to my sences and realised, after no persuasion from any third parties or outside interference, that I am in fact happiest when spending time with my marvelous girlfriend
Nickname at school
Ironstone. The destructor.
Hmmm
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>good idea to put wheels on luggage?

>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

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>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
>to look at things on the ground?

>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to
>a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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  • Ruddigore

    My boy, you may take it from me,
    That of all the afflictions accurst
    With which a man's saddled
    And hampered and addled,
    A diffident nature's the worst.
    Though clever as clever can be –
    A Crichton of early romance –
    You must stir it and stump it,
    And blow your own trumpet,
    Or, trust me, you haven't a chance!

    Now take, for example, my case:
    I've a bright intellectual brain –
    In all London city There's no one so witty –
    I've thought so again and again.
    I've a highly intelligent face –
    My features cannot be denied –
    But, whatever I try, sir, I fail in – and why, sir?
    I'm modesty personified!

    As a poet, I'm tender and quaint –
    I've passion and fervour and grace –
    From Ovid and Horace To Swinburne and Morris,
    They all of them take a back place.
    Then I sing and I play and I paint:
    Though none are accomplished as I,
    To say so were treason:
    You ask me the reason?
    I'm diffident, modest, and shy!

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  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    It does indeed look rather fantastic. Hopefully the story is as good as the action/effects look.
    If you get the chance check out the new Clint Eastwood film Gran Torino, he plays an 85 year old totally bad ass Dirty Harry type of guy, funny as fuck, great story as well though. Film of the year thus far!
    Start my training for the Special Constables at the end of March...i get Riot Control training as well :)

    39 Wochen her
  • Chester J Copperpot
    Chester J Copperpot

    That new terminator looks the fashizzle does it not?

    39 Wochen her
  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    OOOO. Congratulations to you both! well done mate!

    things are alright here, not much happening as usual...although you can buy a pint of Deuchars from weatherspoons right now for 99p!!!!

    Just working away....on a week's holiday just the now, and got my Special Constable's interview tomorrow.

    Did you go have a gock at the water plane? lol

    You will need to get a some pictures up of your apartment and your street!

    41 Wochen her
  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    hello chester...how do? having a jolly good time? what are the happenings in new york?

    41 Wochen her
  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    ouch. good night's sleep then? TVs and furniture are over rated if you ask me anyway.

    Am good, on holiday for 10 days, going to ALIEN WARS tonight at the arches and going to stay in Edinburgh for a few days as of tomorrow. Watching Riki Lake at the moment, from my king size bed and playing with the opening and closing mechanism of my bed size drawers. oohhhhh yeaaa! :)

    Place nice? Seen the Pigeon lady yet?

    My parents just got me a 3.5ft long Millemium Falcon as some sort of surprise late Christmas Present - I can almost fit inside it...just a few more Weight Watcher Shakes!

    45 Wochen her
  • K-Foxerline
    K-Foxerline


    Hello Yank!!

    How are you two getting on? Have you any phones? Make contact please, I've heard from ET more than you two this week!!

    ET says Hi.

    45 Wochen her
  • Johnny C
    luv Johnny C

    NEWSFLASH!
    Chester Copperpot: Missing while in pursuit of local legend. Reclusive scavenger claims, 'I have the key to One-eyed Willy'

    happy new year lass.

    Everything going smoothly I trust?

    46 Wochen her
  • K-Foxerline
    K-Foxerline


    God I'm loving your work lately.....

    I also enjoyed chatting to you on your birthday. Unlike some other people I could point out....

    54 Wochen her
  • Caroline Gavin
    Caroline Gavin

    nice tip dude, thats sure to get me kicked out...

    when do we get some quality ness/manus time before usa kicks off?

    59 Wochen her
  • Caroline Gavin
    Caroline Gavin

    psst.. helllp, karls kidnaped me and ive been holed up in his stinkhole for 2 weeks. what the secret password to escape

    59 Wochen her
  • Alli-Bt
    Alli-Bt

    Hey I mailed you tried to mail Ness too but she aint my bebo friend :-(

    Anyway, keep the 8th November free!

    62 Wochen her
  • K-Foxerline
    K-Foxerline


    Hello sir, you off to the states next week? What's your plan? Have you submitted your papers completely or do I have to come over there and go all Harvard style on your last chapter?

    I'll call you 2 before you head off (Assuming you reply to tell me when that will be!)

    Meathead..

    65 Wochen her
  • K-Foxerline
    K-Foxerline


    Nice....

    And then, all your clothes fell off......

    How are you?

    69 Wochen her
  • Johnny C
    Johnny C

    My name is not Quaid!

    What the fuck did I do wrong?
    Suddenly I see I don't belong
    Ask about the future, don't know the past
    The thoughts in my mind don't seem to last!

    My whole life is just a dream
    Now I know what I could've been
    I want to climb the mountains of Mars
    With wholesale memories, I'm in charge!

    Get your ass! Get your ass to Mars!
    Get your ass! Get your ass to Mars!

    The blood on my hands is not a delusion
    The corpse of my wife adds confusion
    Consider this a final divorce
    When I'm on Mars I'll find the source!

    Last Resort is where I'll go
    For three-tittied ladies, don't you know
    I want to climb the mountains of Mars
    Wholesale memories! I'm in charge!

    (chorus)

    You idiot! You blew my cover! They'll kill us all!

    Mutated head protrudes from a belly
    Speaking from lips that look like jelly
    Five kids to feed, that's what I hear
    From Benny the man who got me here
    They're all traitors, none I can trust
    Screw you benny! That's a must
    I want to climb the mountains of Mars
    Wholesale memories! I'm in charge! Go!

    Go!!! Benny! Here! Screeeewww yoooou!

    See you at the party, Richter!

    74 Wochen her
  • K-Foxerline
    K-Foxerline


    Funny to look at you mean!

    Take that societal norms!!!

    Word playa - whatchya doin?

    74 Wochen her