When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If you're running from the monster, you will most likely trip or fall. If you are female you will.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine, especially if it is called Derry.
If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

when something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.

People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.

Do not call the police as they are either evil and will turn you in or will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.

If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload).

If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.

Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.

If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!

If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise utterly destroy him.

1. Kiss me?
2. Hug me?
3. Shag me?
4. Touch me?
5. Forget me?
6. Miss me?
7. Remember me?
8. Come to my wedding?
9. Call me?
10. Text me?
11. Ignore me?
12. Date me?
13. Marry me?
14. Meet up with me?
15. Dance with me?
16. Slag me off?
17. Be there for me?

ARE YOU:
- 1. A Cuddler?: Yuh
- 2. A morning person?: yep
- 3. Are you a perfectionist?: kinda it depends on what
- 4. In your pajamas?: i dont have any i sleep in the nude! LOL!!
- 5. Currently suffering from a broken heart? no
- 6. Okay at styling other people's hair?: hahaha dont be silly
- 7. Addicted to MySpace/Bebo?: no
- 8. Shy around the opposite gender?: no

DO YOU:
- 12. Bite your nails?: occasionally
- 13. Get paranoid at times?: yeah
- 14. Currently regret something that you have said?: haha no i dont regret much
- 15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: yes (chris found that out
- 16. Enjoy country music?: fuck off
- 17. Enjoy jazz music?: is that james brown? if so yeah
- 18. Enjoy smoothies?: yeah
- 19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: yeah if im not paying for it
- 20. Have a lot to learn?: i think not
- 21. Have a pet? cat, n dog
- 22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person? not rele
- 23. Have all your grandparents? nope
- 24. Have been told that you are smart?: haha once, along time ago
- 26. Have a broken bone?: no
- 27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone? well duh

HAVE YOU:
- 28. Changed a diaper?: no
- 29. Changed a lot over the past year?: apparently so
- 31. Had surgery?: no
- 32. Killed another person?: not yet

LAST PERSON WHO:
- 1. Saw you cry?:i dont no
- 2. Went to the movies with you?: cheese, chris, n emily
- 3. You went to town with?: CHRIS!!!
- 5. You went to dinner with?: dunno
- 6. You talked on the phone?: brother
- 7. Said 'I love you' to and really meant it? Kelly
- 8. Broke your heart?:
- 9. Made you laugh?: Chris probably

WOULD YOU RATHER?
- 1. Tatoo your Back or Leg?: both
- 2. Be serious or be funny?: ummm seriously funny
- 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: dunno dont rele drink it
- 4. Die in a fire or drown?: Fire
- 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: both

ARE YOU:
- 1. Simple or complicated?: mixture
- 2. Straight? Duhh i have a girlfriend
- 3. Hardcore?: blatently

DO YOU PREFER:
- 1. Flowers or Sweets?: sweets
- 2. Grey or Black?: black
- 3. Colour or Black and white photos?: dunno i kinda like B & W
- 4. Lust or Love? Both
- 5. Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset
- 6. M&Ms or Skittles?: skittles
- 7. Staying up late or waking up early?: late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
- 1. Do you like anyone?: yes
- 2. Do they know it?: errr yeah

DO YOU PREFER...
- 1. Sun or moon?: moon
- 2. Winter or Autumn?: winter
- 3. Left or right?: right
- 4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: 2 best friends
- 5. Sun or rain?: nice bit of sun, but i love bein out in the rain
- 6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: vanilla

ABOUT YOU:
- 1. what time is it?: 6:53
- 2. Name?: Nathan
- 3. Nickname(s): Coleman
- 4. Where were you born?: Eastbourne
- 5. What is your birth date?: 05/05/92
- 6. What do you want?: quite alot
- 7. Where do you want to live?: eastbourne or america
- 8. How many kids do you want?: 2 pref
- 9. What would you want to name a girl?: Dunno
-10. What would you want to name a boy? Dunno
-11. You want to get married?: Yuh

UNIQUE!
- 1. Nervous Habits: No
- 2. Are you double jointed?: Nope
- 3. Can you roll your tongue?: no =(
- 4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: slightly
- 5. Can you cross your eyes?: slightly
- 6. Do you make your bed daily? most of the time
- 7. Which shoe goes on first?: both
- 9. Ever thrown one at someone?: if u mean shoe, yes
- 10. On the average, how much money do you carry with you?: atm nothing because im broke but when i got cash bowt £50
- 11. What jewellery do you wear?: none atm
- 12. Do you twirl the spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
- 13. Have you ever eaten Spam?: no
- 14. Favourite ice cream?: Ice cream ice cream ??
- 15. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: none