Culchies
culchies.......................... .....
60 things that culchies like...........
1 A nice bit of ham
2 Buttered biscuits
3 Diggin Houles
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck
14 Shania Twain
15 Heifers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something
21 The smell of fresh dung
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral
25 Fightin'
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball
28 Being overweight
29 Wemin wha resemble heifers
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
31 Drink driving
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying
36 Building walls
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens
42 Mohammed Ali
43 Machinery
44 Strange uppy-downy walks
45 A good fuckin read of Irelands Own
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
47 Scandal, as long as it's about other people
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wemin
49 Soda farls
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins
53 Aetin' a big feed of spuds
54 The Ra
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth
60 TK Red Lemonad

A-
Arseways = Mishmash, total mess

B-
Bang On = Correct, perfect
bashed = to be beaten around.
Banjaxed = Broken, severely damaged
BIFFO = Big ignorant fucker from offaly
Bogger = A person of rural extraction
Bollixed = Somewhat in excess of the legal alcohol limit
Boyo = Male juvenile
Brutal = Awful, terrible

C-
Craic = Fun
Culchie = A person whos birthplace is beyond Dublin city limits
Clart = friend

D-
Do a joint, = to roll a joint.
Deadly = Great, brilliant, fantastic
Doin' the nut= Getting really cross about something
Doss = Failure to attend school/work during specified hours
Dry Shite = Someone of limited social skills

E-
Eat the head off = To complain about in an aggressive manner
Eejit = Person of limited mental capacity

F-
Fair Play! = Well done!
Feck = Politically correct term for fuck
free gaf = a vacent premises. house party with no parental supervision.
Fierce = Very, extremely
Fine Thing = Attractive man or woman
Full Shilling(not the) = Mentally challenged

G-
Gaf = Home
ganje = hash or weed.
Gee = Female reproductive organ
Gee-eyed = Having partaken of large quantity of alcohol
Get off with = Be successful with a romantic advance
Ginter = aka joint, a herbal ciggerete made from a blend of hash and tobacco.
Go and shite! = I am not in agreement with your suggestion
Gobshite = Person of below average IQ
Grand= To be perfect or nice
Gurrier = Hooligan

H-
"Hoods up" = something you shout while running from a crime sceen.
Hop = Play truant from school
Howaya = Hello, hi

J-
Jackeen = A rural persons name for a dubliner
Jacks = Toilet
Jammers = Extremely crowded
James's Street = Expression of utter disbelief
Janey Mack = expression of utter disbelief II
Jayzus = Jesus Christ
Jo Maxi = Taxi

K-
Kick the shite out of = violently assault
Kip = A sleep
korn head = someone who like heavey music.like to eat korn flakes and watch kornation st
Knackered = Very tired
Knackers = Travellers or people who are skangers

L-
Lash = to rain heavily/attractive woman (lash out of it = have sex)
Leg It = To flee rapidly
Locked= drunk

M-
Mad out of it = to be inebriated on illegal drugs. e.g. cocaine
Mankey = Filthy, disgusting
Mill = Publin brawl
Mitch = To play truant
Mot = Girlfriend

N-
Nip = Nude

O-
"Out the head/face" = to be very high on drugs
Oul'wan = Mother
Oul'fella = Father

P-
Paralytic = So over the alcohol limit one passes out
Piss Up = Night of imbibing alcohol
Plastered = Very drunk
Puss = sulky face

R-
Ride = An attractive person/ to engage in intercourse

S-
Safe as fuck. very good.
Scarlet = Embarrassed, blushing
Scratcher = Bed
Scrubber = Woman of little sophistication
Shag = To have sexual intercourse
Shattered = Very tired, requiring sleep
Shift = To french kiss
Shite = Of extraordinarily poor quality
Slag = Make fun of or a women of morily casual attitute.
Slapper = Female of low morals and poor taste in clothing
Smelly rocker = someone who listins to alternative or out of the norm music.

T-
Thick = Extremely stupid or an attractive women
Twisted= Drunk

W-
Wagon = Unattractive woman
Wrecked = Extremely tired /ugly

Y -
yayo = cocaine
yokes = term for extacy tablets.
Yer wun = Female whose name is unknown
Yar wa?! = Alleged method of proposing to ones sweetheart on Dublins
northside