* NEVER SAY "OI CUM ERE"! YOU WILL FIND THAT NOT MANY GYALZ RESPOND!

* ASK QUESTIONS AND ACT INTERESTED - NAME? AGE? SKOOL? ETC.

* COMPLIMENT HER - UR HAIR LOOKZ NICE, UR PRETTY… MAKE HER FEEL LYK DERE CAN ACTUALLY B A FUTURE 4 U & HER

* SAY I WOULD LIKE 2 GET KNO U MORE CAN WE KEEP IN CONTACT...(WAIT 4 AN ANSA) DEN ASK 4 HER DIGITZ WITH A PLZ!

*IF DA GYAL DNT GIV U HER NUMBA, DEN DNT BOY HER OUT BY SAYIN SHES A ‘WASTE GASH’ COZ TRU SAY UR A WASTE MAN FOR NOT EXCEPTIN NO???

* TXT HER 2 C WATZ GOIN ON

* IF SHE DNT REPLY AFTER A DAY ITZ COZ SHE AINT GOT CREDZ OR SHE IS BUSY

* IF SHE DNT REPLY AFTER A 2 DAYZ CALL HER. IF SHE DNT PICK UP... GET DA PICTURE N STOP BUGGIN HER!

*BUT IF UR LUCKY N TINGZ KICK OFF, LINK EACH OTHER HAV A NICE TYM... BUT ALLOW RUSHIN TINGZ

* BARE IN MIND DAT DA GYAL MITE NOT WANT 2 ‘DO IT’ COZ SHE AINT READY SO DO DNT B PUSHIN UR SELF UP ON HER AND FORCIN HER COZ IT WILL RECOGNISED AS RAPE!!!

KISSING IS A HABIT,
FUCKING IS A GAME.
GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE,
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN.
THE GUY SAYS I LOVE U,
YOU BELIEVE ITS TRUE.
BUT WHEN YOUR TUMMY STARTS TO SWELL,
HE SAYS "TO HELL WITH U"
10 MINUTES OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYS IN HOSPITAL
A BABY WITHOUT A NAME
THE BABY IS A BASTARD
THE MOTHER IS A WHORE
THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF THE RUBBER WOULDN'T HAVE TORN

EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD IZ..............SPECIAL
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, boyz I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be onE as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So breddaz, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys.