Josh Simpson
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Maschio, 17,
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- Città: Edinburgh
- Stato sentimentale: Single
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- Data registrazione: February 2006
- Ultimo accesso: 12 settimane fa
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- Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab a little afternoon delight
- Tutto su di me
- Orite im Josh a lot to know about, but most people don't care so il miss that all out lol im jus pretty much like every other teenager rly nothing special really. But i do have a leprechaun under my pillow
- Music
- mostly i like hip-hop but theres loads of other stuff for some reason I love like classsics and old songs like you can't beat some, jimmy hendrix, nina simone, gil scott-heron, frank sinatra, the doors, the clash, billie holiday, john coltrane, eric clapton, the beatle etc but with hip-hop i like loads of stuff tupac, biggie, De La Soul, jay-z, talib kweli, kanye, common, NaS, Run D.M.C., eminem, k'naan, skinny man, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
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my mother loves this guy
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should I get my hair shaved again or grow my afro back?
- Grow it
- Shave it
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There wasn't enough room on the other one so heres another Best Rapper (or group) Ever?
- Jay-Z
- NaS
- De La Soul
- Dr Dre
- Kweli
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Ok it's gotta be settled. Best Rapper (or group) Ever?
- 2pac
- Biggie
- Eminem
- N.W.A
- Run D.M.C
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Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser0 commenti 762 giorni
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This is Funny most of it true lol. Guys Rules That Girls Should know
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut or color your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. (Yeah you, Cat lady!)
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.0 commenti 852 giorni
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Thug Life
A speech by 2pac
When I say, "Thug Life",
I mean that shit
because these white folks
see us as thugs.
I don't care if you think you a lawyer,
a man, an African-American.
If you whatever the fuck
you think you are,
we thugs and niggas
to these motherfuckers!
Until we own some shit,
I'll call it like it is.
How you gonna be a man
and we starving?
Walk about five different houses,
there ain't a man in either one
of them motherfuckers.
How we gonna be African-Americans
if we all need a gun?
We thugs and niggas
until we set this shit right.
Trust me when I tell you that shit.1 commento 1252 giorni
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My result is: pirate
No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).
Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!
Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
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The Hive11 settimane faSurprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.
Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?
September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.
Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!
As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.
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Ciare Roque25 settimane faHey you`re cute
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37 settimane fa
Sarah Miele
haha yeah you should have said hi i was gonna speak to you at the end but you dissappeared! anyway yeah i have his album warchild its really good, but i havent heard much of his earlier stuff and i've got his book and it 's amazing too almost made my cry! he has pretty incredible story. i havent seen his film though but i'd reeeally like too. have you seen it? did you get the book too yeah? i got him to sign my cd and book
aw that's pretty cool your school had a child soldier week. i think we are gonna try and raise money for his charity at our play, we're gonna get donation buckets and such. i really want to get our school to raise money for his charity too and that school he's building in memory of the aid worker. i cant believe he's missing out on meals until they raise enough money - he's quite the legend.
yeah anyway how are you? hows school and all?
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Sarah Miele37 settimane fa
hey
this is random but were you at the mitchell library yesterday for emmanuel jal's book launch? cos im sure i saw you there and my friend hamish told me you knew him when i was talking to him about it...lol quite random! but yeah i was one of the people who got up and danced with him
there was a big group of us who got to talk to him before hand cos we're doing a play about child soldiers and refugees and he is like the coolest person ever!
anyway yeah this is quite a random comment!
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- Tommy Gallagher45 settimane faAwryt son
wot ye been up te mate?
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Matteo Paolo Gino McCormack Cerri47 settimane faHi Josh Simpson
Happy New Year.
Do you want to come to an Italian restaurant in January (in Edinburgh) for my 16th birthday. Clare cam come too.
On Saturday 31st January
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Keith Mutukudzi47 settimane faorite man!!!!!!!!
forgot about me eh!!!!!
u still getin stoned u wee rage!!!!
anyway how is everythin there mann!!!!!
wbxx
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Matteo Paolo Gino McCormack Cerri
I have a new girlfriends name is Laaviu
Nice day
how are you?
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Matteo Paolo Gino McCormack Cerri
What He will jobs where?
I will jobs in Italian food shop because I will 16 in 2009 and start work in Feuary 2009
bye Matteo
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Jewelsiee
hii
just thought we hadnt tlkd in a while .. =]
im goin christmas shopping wit Hannah .. dnno y u need 2 know
y r u never online .. n yh merry christmas n all tht
Jamie says hey =]
julia
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Brainiac.51 settimane falolol. aww okay (:
yeah its tashbashh@hotmail.co.uk cause im quite the cool kid (h), ae? xo -
Matteo Paolo Gino McCormack Cerri51 settimane fa
Josh Simspon!
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Matteo Paolo Gino McCormack Cerri51 settimane fa
Hi Josh
I hope that I will meet you soon because my birthday.
Last. Time. I saw you was at Claire's birthday
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Brainiac.52 settimane fa
joshh
. not let youu a wee comment in donks so hows youu? wubu2? never see you now a days
. writeback'loveyou xo
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Jordan O52 settimane fanaaaa no bother man, doesnt sound like josh to have a knife like :S:S u sure it wasnt one of those blunt samuri swords?
theyre for show
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