Pick the month (number) you were born in

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I killed
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I made out with
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a lama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of t-shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I"m sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I"m naked.
Gray--------Because I"m mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me £1,000,000
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because i"m gangsta


When one is finished, post a comment bout what ur birthday says bout u!!

My Mummy :

My Daddy : Mikey Meaney

My Daughter : Brooke Walker

My Son : Austin Noble

My Twin :

My Big Sister : Kerryann Mackinnon

My Little Sister : Ashley Slater

My Big Brother : Stephen Fyfe

My Little Brother :

My Bestest pal :

My Guardian Angel : Sarah Ross

My Alki Cousin : Dani Meaney

My Babies God Parents : Coloe Goodwin

My Dirty Dancer : Claire Ferguson

My Bit On The Side :

My Body Guard : Kerrin Graham

My Neice : Gemma Welby

My 3ft Hobbit : Kerry Catto

My Hardcore Gangsta : Mariel Main

My Partner In Crime : Richard Murdoch

My Party Animal : Jen Steal

My Lovely Friend : Emma Noble

My Always Be There For Yoo Friend : Abrar Samman