Ian Yarwood
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Garçon,
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- de Antrim
- Statut sentimental : Marié(e)
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- Slogan
- Fragger Of The Year 1998
- À propos de moi
- If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Well, im getting on a bit now, 25 now and i defiantly don't feel it. Been married 2 years, 2 wonderful kids, Josh and Jacob, might call the next one Jesus.
Why do companies insist on lowering the salt and fat in there foods and tell u it does not affect the taste?? LIARS!!!! i like my fat and i love my salt, leave it in, ffs cutting the fat and salt in crisps wont make fat people skinny, so fuck them, put more in and kill them all off.
Waiting To Be Inspired
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- My Deepest Fear
- Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
- I Hate
- Push Up Bras, Stomach Flattening Pants, High Heels, Make Up, False Nails, Fake Tan, Fake Eye Lashes... is it any wonder one night stands happen, cos u wake up the next day and thres totally different person lying beside you? Its actually quite fraudulent, its a shame soo many women are unhappy with them selves that they choose to alter the way they look just for a day, because at the end of the day u gotta take all that shit off, waste of time if you ask me. liers the lotta ye
- I Love
- My Wife, My Sons, My Life
- Lollerpops
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life - The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it - Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
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Why Men Are Happier People!
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress £2500 Tuxedo rental £80.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You can "do" your nails with a pen knife.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.0 commentaires 375 jours
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Not Enough Time
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with your children and grandchildren. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner.
Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm
glad you asked.'
The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.0 commentaires 426 jours
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My FINE IS £575.60
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £251 commentaire 914 jours
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What Action Hero Are You?
My result is: Jean Claude Van Damme
You are well known for your impressive martial arts, however your films are amazingly cheesy but non-the-less very entertaining.
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Where should you live?
My result is: Antartica
You love too much cold and you dont care if you freeze to death.
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What kind of drunk are you?
My result is: Happily Hammered
Put a little alcohol into you, and suddenly you’re transformed into little miss sunshine! You love everybody, laugh constantly, and become the life of the party. Nothing can bring you down, and while you may seem a little bit silly to the more sober members of the crow, you could care less. Whether it’s breaking it down on the dance floor, kicking butt at Texas Hold’em, or flirting with the person next to you, you emanate fun and lack of inhibition.
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CaniBeurcinderellaIl y a 5 semainesheyyy hows u? long time no see..
ull never guess where im bein sent for my management placement
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Questhousebudda NewIl y a 11 semainesSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
djs
Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Questhousebudda NewIl y a 13 semaines
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Yvonne CrooksIl y a 22 semainesha ha i want go back go BCM! EMANUEL! ONLY JOKIN HA HA
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Binnerss 'OXIl y a 22 semaines
nooo it would be a very funnnnn nightttt
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Binnerss 'OXIl y a 22 semaines
well i didnt reallyy care lol just gettin some drink somewhere (Y)
i loved the baywatch bar in bcm square ... the bloke behind the bar cawhhh he was fit
andd yhh 4am ... i was shattered all day monday
... my dad took us to the pub for tea ...i couldnt even eat my meal lol and i was lyk fallin asleep at the table
and yhh i came back with liam i think lol ...didnt even see nicky ...
i soo would have come to bcm too lol ... i never went there ... ah well im soo goin back next yr .
lmao i never even drank that much
and dw my mum said im not allowed to drink for a whilee ... til the next house party anyways
okayy will let her know and tell her to add youu
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Binnerss 'OXIl y a 22 semaines
lmaooo yeahhh made it back fine thanks, considerin i went in at 4 and we got upat 6.30 for the taxi, i spent most of the journey home asleep lol.
how bout you...did you all make it back okayy ?
crystals wasnt that bad lol i'd been in bonkers further up before and that was worseee
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Yvonne CrooksIl y a 39 semaines
hope 2 get wee night out wit ya s soon!!!! be both stopped all the puckin ha ha
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Dj JohnoIl y a 44 semaines.o.h.n.o productions presents
JOHNO BIRTHDAY WEEKENDER
VALENTINES BALL
SAT 14TH FEBURARY 2009
MADDENS BAR ANTRIM
MISS BEHAVES
(IRELANDS HOTTEST FEMALE DJ)
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Phil BlackIl y a 44 semaines
alas since you have another half i'm afraid its doomed!
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Phil BlackIl y a 44 semaines
and what would your lovely wife have to say about that!!
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Il y a 51 semaines
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Sara YarwoodIl y a 51 semaines
hey sexy fuc its sooooooo cold ahhhhhh,
hope ur enjoyin wrk heheehee
luv u loads
no red stuf left xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxox
Loving it!!
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